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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    I know the epilogue did gamzee dirty so yeah lol

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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Jane Crocker, dutiful follower of her grandmother's wishes, finds herself at the claws of the fearsome Midnight Crew.

    The Felt are panicked. The Crew are cocky. Jane, honestly, is having a great time.

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    Two depressed boys. Also known as “How John Egbert got his groove back”

    ((They’ve been on Earth C for around a 3 and a half, John is 19 going on 20.))

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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    John half expected the wall to respond to his diatribe, but he could only hear the ac humming above the soft breeze rustling the leaves of the tree in his yard. God, it was weird to think about how he essentially owned the house now. Dad had been over at Jane's for the past week, since her birthday was coming up.
    Wait a minute.
    "HOLY SHIT it's my birthday!"

    In which John wakes up at a wholly unreasonable hour of the morning and Jane is a habitual sleuth.

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    A young man stands in his bedroom.
    It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2019, is this young man’s birthday.
    Ten years ago, he played a game that would change his life forever.
    Today, he is 23 years old, and his name is John Egbert.

    > John Egbert: Reminisce.

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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary. Sometimes bonus chapters will be posted outside the normal update schedule.

     

    Warnings that are specific to a handful of chapters and not common enough to be listed as a tag will be added to the notes of said chapters.

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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    As Jane and Nepeta continue on the case things only get more confusing--and harrowing.

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    And so it goes. Tensions are rising between the Crockers and the Lalondes and fissures are appearing in troll society. Suddenly, it looks like everyone has a stake in whatever game is going on. No matter what the angle, it all seems to come back to Crocker.
    Secrets are coming undone, plots unraveled, and at the center of it all is a millennia-old war.
    One which may not be as over as all had thought.

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    After defeating the ultimate final boss, an ending screen is seen across the sky. The world is torn apart, chunks of code and flesh mixing until the universe has been created anew. What now?

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    The Game is over. They won. And so the Gods of this new world relax to enjoy the spoils of their labor.

    But three years after their jump into the future, they realize something has gone wrong. Their world is falling apart. The population is low, the sea is something to be feared, and everyone has sequestered themselves into their Kingdoms, with few towns outside.

    Five thousand years is a long, long time.

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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    This new world that Jake found himself in, he thought, was exactly the same as the one he had left.
    He hoped he was wrong.

    Jane figured that this was a chance for them all to have the lives they should've had.
    She was right, but life always takes unexpected turns.

    Dirk just wanted to be able to interact with people and be normal for a while.
    His heart told him that wasn't going to be happening any time soon.

    Roxy quickly realizes this is not some happy ever after.
    Too bad she can't just conjure one up from the void.

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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