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    Oncie is on his own, trying his hardest to sell his prized invention, the thneed. The day starts out normal as usual, failing to sell any thneeds, until he gets a phone call. His big brother, Greedler, is coming for a visit.

    Language:
    English
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    18,323
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2273
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    My mind decided to think about Horton and the Whos and, I decided to look into the stories on here and was very disappointed at how little there was. Thus this idea was born. Because why can't there be a story that builds upon canon information.

    This is a WIP, don't expect instant or regular updates.

    The title might be changed later on, as the storyline progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    3
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    The Once-Ler secures a place at Ramsay Reservations. When Oncie tells the Greed-Ler, things get spicy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Every Dane
    Down in Heorot
    Liked Hrothgar a lot

    But Grendel
    Who lived just north of Heorot
    Did NOT!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    15
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    The Grinch captures Augustus Maywho in his cave, and things happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    212
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    “You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch” rewritten as Bog romantically serenading Marianne.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    I love Christmas, but as a feministy, queer crip I always feel that many of the classics need a bit of subversion. So here goes: A collection of 12 drabbles, one for each of the 12 days of Christmas, based on true Christmas classics - but all of them with a twist.

    Each drabble is, when the title is included, exactly 100 words long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    145
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    The Cat returns, after many years away,
    Unfortunately there were no kids to play.
    So he finds an old friend to fuck,
    While the Mom is turning her hubby into a cuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    133
  10. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic)  

    24 Nov 2017

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,588
    Chapters:
    46/46
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    9810
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    The boy seemed sincere, thoughts in paucity
    And the Once-ler wondered when on Earth he
    Changed from a Once-ler into The Once-ler
    He turned to the boy to whom he’d defer
    「I will call you by my Whisper-ma-Phone,
    for the secrets I tell you are for your ears alone.」

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,282
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    670
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    While Rocky, Reader, and Author are out looking for pop rocks for Swag.
    One and Swag get a lil busy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    42
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    The Once-ler made a bad decision involving a bootleg anti-virus from the depths of India, and he and his boo have to fix it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    John Watson is challenged about his lack of desire to date Sherlock Holmes in this line-for-line parody of Green Eggs and Ham. We, the Johnlock Fans, take the place of Sam-I-Am. (Book/Fic Spoiler: Our side wins.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    399
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    JoJo finally musters up the courage to tell his father how he really feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    110
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    Thing One reveals the true nature of his servitude and master.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    Seine Mutter sagte immer das Equipment, ist das wichtigste. Du musst nach etwas aussehen, um etwas zu sein. Vermutlich hatte sie damit nicht gemeint er soll sich verfluchte Büromöbel zulegen, aber eigentlich hatte er ja nur wie ein großartiger Geschäftsmann wirken wollen. (AU nicht Beta-gelesen, später Oncest geplant)

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    6,785
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    The hunger games but PISS

    A/N: this is the same story as "The Piss Dungeon" by nycwentz on wattpad, in other circumstances this would be considered plagiarism (but honestly who would want to take credit for this) but fortunately, I am nycwentz, so this is just the same fic but posted on a different site!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    848
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    {AU} The Once-ler decided to plant a tree for each one he cut down and this left him with a successful business yet the beautiful city of Thneedville has flourished and there's barely any smog. He's rich, young and everything is perfect...until he's taking a light night walk and comes across a young orphan child. Flash forward 16 years and he now has his hands full of a teenage Ted who may or may not be crushing on the green suited man...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,209
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1352
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    "Manly" Dan Corduroy is chopping trees in the forest of Gravity Falls, and a certain guardian of the trees takes issue. Are their differences purely based on values, or do they stem from unresolved sexual tension?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    265

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