12 Works in DGHDA Big Bang and Beginner Bang 2018

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    Todd’s focal point slid slightly to the left. To a pair of blue eyes, crinkled at the edges in a smile. A wash of pale skin, dotted with perfect freckles. A bright outfit that clung just right to the person who wore it. With that thought, an intense rush of adrenaline shot through Todd’s system, and his eyes flew open.

    Holy shit.

    He would rather have been kissing Dirk.

    Season 2 AU that’s not exactly an AU.

    While on the run with Farah, Todd realizes he has feelings for Dirk. Meanwhile, Dirk is in Blackwing, thinking about Todd every waking minute. Once reunited, they begin to act on their feelings. Cue season-long butterfly effect.

    All those Brotzly moments you hoped were romantic? Now they are, and then some. All your favorite scenes? They might be included. They might be expanded upon. They might be a bit different. Or they might be wiped out of existence and replaced with something new. You'll have to read to find out.

    Features all your faves being lovable losers, as usual.

    Written for the DGHDA Big Bang 2018.

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    Best friends Bee & Amanda move into a house with three guys. They’re a little odd, but nice enough -- though they do seem rather haunted by the accident their mysterious fourth roommate was in. In fact, the entire house seems a little haunted, especially to Amanda, who keeps catching glimpses of the ghostly figure of a man with white hair.

    As the girls settle in, the five housemates get to know each other, growing ever closer. Meanwhile, they’re dealing with a mysterious break-in; living in a haunted house; not one, but two surprise pets; and the guys’ grief over the loss of their friend. And Martin? Martin’s dealing with being a ghost, a ghost who can see and hear what goes on in the house, but who can’t do anything to help at all... or can he?

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    Truly, Dirk had been wholly prepared to avoid death until he was on a hospital bed at age ninety and it was the only logical place for the universe to guide him next. That sounded like a rather nice option; the almost pleasant sort of conclusion everyone silently prayed they would get.

    Fate, it seemed, had other plans for him.

    Dying for someone else was different than ordinary dying. It was meaningful – a necessity even, if the person threatened was worth enough to you.

    And no one in the world meant more to Dirk Gently than Todd Brotzman.

    --

    Dirk is a magnet for dangerous activity; this has always been the sad, unfortunate truth of his universe-controlled life. As a result, he must always be prepared for the bizarre, and often life-threatening situations that actively await him day in and out. What he never prepared for, however, is the sudden arrival of a group led by an Ex-Blackwing employee seeking to lure him in using any means necessary. In order to save what he holds most dear, Dirk must be willing to sacrifice everything. Thus, leaving Todd to deal with the bitter aftermath, and once more desperately search for a way to fix everything.

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    Todd arrives for his third year at Hogwarts. Amanda arrives for her first. The affectionately, and reluctantly, named “Gryffindor Squad”, comprised of Farah Black, Tina Teventino, Sherlock Hobbs and Todd Brotzman himself, mean to make their mark on Hogwarts. That's a lie, they mostly just want to pass their classes and not get expelled, but that's not how good stories work.

    Dirk Gently is entirely the strangest boy he's ever met, but Todd's strangely okay with this. Todd is very punk rock and doesn't have feelings for cute Hufflepuffs. This is another lie.

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    Dirk is sick, and this case is not helping. With a Romanian client, killer frogs, and visitors from far, FAR away (space), the detective has a right to be stressed. Todd and Farah are trying to help, but what can you do against the will of the universe itself? And the universe seems pretty determined to bring up as much of the past as possible, especially the stuff Dirk has worked hard to forget.

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    It’s a rare, quiet morning at the Agency, and Farah is enjoying it immensely when the door opens and in come two of the Rowdy 3. The others, including their van, have disappeared in a flash of blue light and now Gripps and Cross are turning to the only holistic detective they know to help find their family and bring them back.

    Meanwhile, it seems like the whole area has gone Area 51, because there’s strange lights in the sky, lightbulbs that won’t stop flickering, mysterious disappearances, and a sudden resurgence of crop circles. Tina & Hobbs investigate a missing cow while communicating with the Agency through Snapchat, Friedkin is up to something, Assistent is an alien conspiracist and he’s been talking to some ex-cop about soul-swapping..?

    My contribution to the DGHDA Big Bang!

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    Todd’s heart stops. Or it feels like it does because… that’s a voice. That’s a human voice. That’s a human voice that he must have been hallucinating. He’s been driving too long, drunk too much coffee, didn’t get enough sleep last night he’s just-

    “Bloody hell, it’s dark in here.”

    Nope. Todd scrambles to open the car door and flings himself away from the vehicle, stumbling backwards until he lands on his ass, staring at the car with wide eyes and struggling to catch his breath past the sheer terror that’s overcome him all of a sudden.

    This isn’t happening.
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    Todd knows the work he does isn't the most morally sound, being a delivery guy for a local gang was never going to to be, but the job is good, the pay is better, and no matter how temporary it was supposed to be when he started he has no intention of stopping now.

    Then a strange man with an even stranger name wakes up in the trunk of his car, and everything goes to shit.

    My entry for the DGHDA Big Bang (2018)!

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    Todd knows the work he does isn't the most morally sound, being a delivery guy for a local gang was never going to to be, but the job is good, the pay is better, and no matter how temporary it was supposed to be when he started he has no intention of stopping now.

    Then a strange man with an even stranger name wakes up in the trunk of his car, and everything goes to shit.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    "No," Dirk answered, "I mean that boy-child is Todd. Brotzman. Not just some random child we picked up off the street and decided to adopt.” Dirk paused.” Or steal.”


    When Todd gets turned into a child, it's up to Farah and Dirk to take care of him. Kid-Todd isn't what they were expecting, though. He's talkative, happy, and expressive- exactly like a child should be. It's disconcerting to see the difference, until they figure out just why Todd is the way he is.


    written for the DGHDA beginner and big bang 2018!

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    If Todd screws any of this up, he knows he'll have Farah, Mona, Amanda and by extension the Rowdy 3 coming after him.

     

    Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2018

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    Dirk hurts himself sometimes. Not in a major way, just enough to calm himself to the point his head doesn't feel like it's about to explode and his heart doesn't feel like it's beating out of his chest. Todd notices. Kind of. TW: Self-harm.

    Written for the 2018 DGHDA Beginner Bang.

    Beta’d by: hermitreunited.tumblr.com

    Artwork by: edenavari.tumblr.com

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    2
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    With Bart incapacitated at Blackwing the universe forces Dirk to kill in her place. Dirk, as you would expect, doesn't cope well and Todd is left to pick up the pieces.

     

    Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2018

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    13
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    41
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    2
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