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    Thousands of years ago, he was in love with a warrior revered for their skill on the battlefield. However, they were sealed away for their excess power, ending said dream for good.

    Now, King Dedede purchased 'the greatest warrior in the galaxy' to finally get rid of Kirby, and Meta Knight could only hope it is not who he thinks it is. But he knows the stars never were kind to him, and they sure as hell aren't going to start now.

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    Cs has always had an odd feeling that he wasn't all there... That he wasn't really himself, but rather playing the part of someone else's life. He always tried to not give it much thought. But one small event will change his mind on that and trigger the downfall of everything he once held as true. A small pink butterfly to cause a hurricane that NME will not survive.

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    CS gets taken to a heavily fortified zoo by his boss. He has nothing but dread, because with such high security around the place, there'd surely have to be something extraordinarily nasty within.

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    Nightmare plays what he believes to be blackjack. The dealer plays for their life. Written in second person in about four hours, unedited.

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    A wizard goes in for a massage, but his cat decides to annoy him during it.

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    When an invading wizard comes through a portal, eNeMeE faces his biggest challenge in the past couple of minutes; himself.

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    A lot can happen overnight, such as a coup d'eat.

    Now that Dedede is out of the castle and Sir Arthur is king, everyone's convinced that this a a bold new step forward into an era of peace. But Tiff and Kirby aren't so certain that this is as perfect as it seems. Sure, the Galaxy Soldier Army are the good guys... but why have they taken up residence in Dreamland? And why is Sir Galahad acting so strange?

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    kirby gang ft like 2 ocs

    this was actually color coded so i just wasted all my time on it

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    It seems this being of darkness will wander the galaxy until one day he is reborn into a new existence. When he returns, hopefully it will be as… a friend.

    When the Jambastion Cult discovers that Void Termina, their Dark Lord of Despair, has been reborn, it’s up to Kirby and his allies to put a halt to their revenge scheme by finding the resurrected demigod first. Tracking his location down to a quaint lil’ place called Cappy Town, they head there, unaware that their actions have devastating consequences.

    Now faced with counterparts hailing from a new society completely unlike that of their home world and having to deal with enemies from both Planet Popstars chasing them at every turn, our perky heroes realize far too late that they just might have bitten off more than they can chew.

    How will Kirby and his friends cope with an alternate Dream Land which seems so familiar at first glance, and yet upon closer introspection… is vastly different from their own?

    A crossover between the Kirby games and the anime, Hoshi no Kaabii/Kirby: Right Back at Ya. Contains major spoilers for Wave 3 of Kirby Star Allies.

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    It's just the usual scene around here for CS— his boss does something or buys something that really makes him groan. This time really isn't any different, and honestly he should be numb to this stuff by now.

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    Rated Teen for edge.

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    CS was secretly relieved Yamikage hadn't come back from Popstar. He'd never had problems like Yamikage before, and he thought he wouldn't have to deal with anyone else like him.

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    Before the king of Dreamland, stood a knight from a faraway galaxy wanting to work for him. It was like seeing the childhood heroes from his favorite fairytales come to life. Over the years, the unlikely duo would bond with each other at the king's balcony, sharing their mad adventures, frequent spats, secrets, and heart-to-hearts, and eventually become something just a little more than just best friends.

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    Your actions off the clock don't matter. How you got to your position doesn't either. Your work, what you do for the company, that does.

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    Rated T for tiny men being lowkey sexist (in future chapters) and mean words.

    [Fic Art] (Includes minor spoilers for future characters)

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    Maybe eNeMeE was always cast in shadow, never to be seen, for a reason.

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    A series of small pieces revolving around prompts and pairings, romantic and platonic, along with some miscellaneous Tumblr pieces.

    (Labeled by pairing for easy searching).

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    After learning he and his wife Elise cannot conceive, King Bikaia of Daydream summons one of the clockwork gods and wishes for a child. A baby fell from the stars, and he was named Arthur. Then, another baby fell, and he was named Percival. Then, another, named Galacta. And another. And another.

    It's said that it takes a village to raise a child. Fortunately, Bikaia has the help of Galaxia and Nochecita, two priestesses of Nova, and Alb, his powerful court sorcerer. Unfortunately, one of them is trying to kill him.

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    Escargoon vents his problems.

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    What is considered "evil"? Consider this story of one of Nightmare's demons. Why would one of his own creations turn against him? Are they even capable of knowing right from wrong? Only when they look at the world through a child's eyes.

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    Customer Service is a door-to-door salesman. It's supposed to be a boring job to make ends meet, but now, he's being followed by an eldritch nightmare wizard who won't stop until Customer Service agrees to join some bizarre, monster-renting start-up project.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
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