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    Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.

    Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.

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    "First solitude you shall endure
    Alone in the darkness you will despair
    And after freedom your self you shall lose
    Until all light leaves your empty eyes.
    When you have known the loss that is truest
    And blood pools at your feet
    Only then will you be released.
    Needless to say, Jaskier did not like the sound of it one bit."

    When the powerful mage who was in love with Eskel comes looking for Geralt in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier gets cursed, though he is not sure why. The next morning, he wakes up to find that he cannot leave his room, and no one can get in. It is up to Geralt to find a solution, while Jaskier tries his best not to succumb to despair. Little does he know that he's set to find out just what it is he has to lose.

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    “Why can’t you see a disaster waiting to happen until it hits you in the face?” Essi exclaims. “Do you know what I would have done? I would make him grovel! Give him the cold shoulder. Or…or at least play it cool for a while so he knows not to take you for granted again! Sorry, but I’m…not like you.”

    “Um…excuse you. I am plenty cool!”

    “There’s nothing cool about being utterly in love and then getting cast aside over and over again, Jaskier. You know that.”

    Or, Jaskier chooses to lie, until he can no longer tell the truth.

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    When it comes right down to it, all fairytales are really the same: a damsel in distress is rescued by a valiant knight on a noble steed and whisked away to her happily ever after.

    Except... Jaskier isn't exactly a 'damsel in distress,' and nobody has ever called Geralt 'valiant.' And his noble steed is an ass, both figuratively and literally.

    ...Geralt thinks they might've broken the plot of their own story.

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    The Shrek!AU that nobody asked for, but I wrote anyway <3

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    What began as a simple contract to investigate faery mischief becomes a race to find a cure for an ancient curse as Geralt struggles to keep Jaskier shielded from a horrible truth and certain death. The Curse of Kwiatekkaszel, the flower cough, has no known treatment, and the only hints of its origin lay in an old story told by his mother and Vesemir long ago. History repeats itself as the town closes its gates, the populace quarantined, but Geralt is determined to stop the tale before the ending can be written the same.

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    Geralt has dreams of a man he thinks might be called Dandelion, but it's lifetimes ago and he's really not sure. Touch-starved and far too used to solitude, he runs into a man with strangely familar eyes... Jaskier. Geralt's really not sure what to think... but Jaskier won't let go that easily.

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    For three months out of the year, Jaskier's promised to the Underworld. It happened post-mountain, so no one in his life really knows. As winter passes while he's at Kaer Morhen, he can feel the tug on his soul getting stronger. Days into spring he begins to dream of Melinoë, his nightmares stop since she's happy he'll soon be in the Underworld to entertain her...but he can't shake the feeling he's slowly going mad.

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    Time has passed since Geralt and Jaskier parted ways on that mountain. When Geralt learns that Nilfgaard is looking for his bard, he does what he should have done long ago-- he goes after him.

    When he arrives in the coastal city of Lettenhove, however, it's not just Nilfgaard that poses a threat to Jaskier.

    It's Jaskier's heart that serves as the true danger.

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    "Every insult, every criticism will be marked upon you, forever reminding you that you are nothing but a simple, pathetic human, who thinks too grand of himself."

    Well, it was a good thing young Julian was already used to being criticised on a daily basis.

    --

    "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"

    Jaskier wasn't sure if the pain crackling through him was from the curse or his heart breaking.

    Or: How Jaskier was cursed from childhood, and manages his way through life, seeking a cure, and finding the White Wolf instead.

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    The curse was supposed to have been a joke, Jaskier lamented as he took step after stumbling step. “And yet,” he murmured, through a throat that was quickly closing up. “Here we are.”


    Geralt's rejection triggers an ancient curse. Yennefer to the rescue.

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    Geralt and Jaskier travel to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But things are never that easy, and after an encounter with a mage they are suddenly faced with a new problem.

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    “You’re not cursed jaskier, I would’ve been able to-”

    Geralt cut himself off and when Jaskier turned to see what had stopped the Witcher in his tracks, he saw that Geralt’s eyes were wide and staring at his backside. Geralt was ogling him.

    “Geralt! Stop it, I seriously think something’s wrong.”

     

    Or, Jaskier gets cursed and now his ass won’t stop growing…

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    Geralt has been travelling with the sunshine that is Jaskier for many years now. He adores how bright and wonderful Jaskier sees the world; he loves him for it. What Geralt doesn't know though, is that Jaskier has been cursed by an evil (?) mage many many years before they first met in that small tavern in Posada.

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    “Do I look…bad?" Jaskier whispered, terrorized. Whatever curse was given to him, probably from a very angry father who decided to stick his hands in the wrong affairs, it made Geralt wake up from a decent nap next to a panicked half cat, half bard.

    His ears were on the sides of his hair, long and tufted, the fluff colored in a slightly darker shade of brown. He had his eyes, but blue, surrounded by eyelashes that made Jaskier's gaze deep, as if he was wearing one of Yennefer's dark makeup to enhance her violet eyes.

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    When Geralt gets sent out on a contract for a griffin, he's fairly confident. It'll take an afternoon and then he can collect the coin and move on to the next town. Unfortunately, turns out that griffin? Isn't really a griffin. It's some idiot who got themselves cursed.
    Of course, despite the massive inconvenience, Geralt tells it that he'll help it find a mage, especially since it doesn't appear to be particularly sentient. Aware, yes, but not really a person. Definitely not thinking enough to be able to break the curse, so the task falls to Geralt. Fuck.
    (And if he forgets himself and has a few conversations with it instead of with Roach? Well. That's nobody's business but his own.)

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    Sir Geralt looks… concerned, but he’s not trying to pull him back onto his aching cock. He lets him pace the room, anxiously trying to decide what to do about the fact that his husband-to-be had seen his wings—wings that should have disappeared on their wedding day, when they shared their first kiss as husband and husband.

    Sir Geralt’s kiss was supposed to take away that curse of his fae blood. He was never supposed to know—

    He’s so preoccupied, anxiously flitting about the room, that he doesn’t realize that he’s gained enough speed for his wings to start playing music. It’s a soft, somber tune—reflecting the chaos stirring in his heart. “You don’t have to hide them, you know. They’re quite beautiful.”

    Jaskier nearly chokes on the air, “W-What?”

    “Your wings.” Geralt says, “They’re beautiful.”

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    Jaskier touches something he shouldn't. He doesn't realise he's been cursed until he's compelled to draw the attention of a wyvern, almost getting himself killed. Geralt knows something is wrong but will he figure it out before it's too late.

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    Jaskier doesn’t mean to get involved, in fact, he means not to. It really is none of his business what the people of Blaviken are doing crowded around a man kneeling in the mud. It's not his place to try and stop anyone from stoning the man to death, and he tells himself this as he clutches at the worn case of his lute and pushes his way through the mob.

    WHUMPTOBER 2021 - Prompt No. 3 - STICKS AND STONES - taunting | insults | "Who did this to you?"

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    Jaskier loses his voice due to a curse. He must fuck his precious wolves to get it back but it's not as simple as he first hopes.

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