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    What the kids expected upon opening the door to the new universe: the new universe

    What they did not expect: trollsonas, ascension to God Tier, memories of lives never lived, an Alternia that isn't a horrible murder planet, taxes probably

    The hits keep coming, and they really don't stop coming, huh.

    [Updates once a month]

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    Chapters:
    7/60
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    80
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    102
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    The Strider bloodline, being Sagittarius, are guards in The Grand Highblood's castle, they've managed to protect their shameful blood mutation for hundreds of sweeps, when The Sufferer and his family is captured, the Striders must choose to join the rebellion and help them escape or stay serving the indigo bloods and risk being found out

    Work in progress
    Trolldave TrollDirk TrollStriders

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    7/?
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    29
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    3
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    So there's like this ficlist floating around tumblr, I'm going to fill it.

    You can find the ficlist here.

    Tags to be added as kinks get filled.

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    Chapters:
    10/100
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1263
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    So apparently something's wrong with Bro's parenting or whatever, not that Dave believes the fucking police (who even does that?). While he waits for the courts to settle it, he's sent to live with a foster family. They're friendly and smart and genuinely nice to him, and really weird too but they're trolls so that's to be expected.

    He's happy there, and it's the opposite of everything he's supposed to feel.

     

    Updates every other Monday.

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    1/?
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    5
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    46
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    7
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    185
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    Gamzee is on a murder spree
    Karkat is made leader of the remaining followers of the Sufferer
    Poor Tavros is unwilling along for the ride

    Sounds like a perfect time to hold an uprising

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    2/?
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    25
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    How Signless woke up (alive), settled in a quiet neighborhood on an alien planet, and started attending all the pride parades.

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    2/2
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    188
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
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    1919
    Bookmarks:
    486
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    He just grins, shark-like teeth glinting in the moonlight that is slipping through the cracks of the tent, "I guess that is a big red flag for you, ain't it? But you don't gotta worry, I ain't here to kill you or nothin'. I want to join you."

    {First three chapters have been revised and edited}

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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    Meme prompt.

     

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    Chapters:
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things
    (THIS SERIES IS BEING EDITED AND UPDATED. I HAVE NOT ABANDONED IT.)
    (Being updated as of July 2020.)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1610
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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

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    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    Bookmarks:
    116
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    Someone is causing a scene at a bar on Psiioniics way home, so he decides to step inside. It's not like he is any rush to be on his way and there is something about the place that draws him closer.

    A man is preaching onstage, spreading his message about love and peace and catches Psiioniic's eye. At that moment he does not realise that their meeting will change his life nor of all the secrets Signless holds. But he will follow and he will learn and together they will find their place.

    It's just a bonus that Signless is hot as fuck.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
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    3
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    50
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    4
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    The sun sets on Skaia with the most spectacular flare of dying light anyone’s seen in an age of the world. Night is rising, and with it the city. All around Skaia, up and down the cliffsides, the still water of Cape Ghoul, the faint luminescence of Gl’bgolyb reflects off the city like mother of pearl. The maze of streets leads to the water, endless water, enough to fill you up for an eternity. Cold, clear stars glitter against the darkness. A thousand moons shine on the water, and only a half-dozen murders happen before midnight.

    Truly, it is an unparalleled night of peace and beauty in the capital, a microcosm of the Imperatrix’s Golden Age.
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    The Mirthful Church is on the hunt for mutants and sedition, and Karkat Vantas cannot flee their hounds. Rose Lalonde is stranded among enemies in Skaia, drawn into a mystery that goes all the way back to the troll arrival. Sollux Captor has begun unraveling the inconsistencies in the reporting of the Ascension, but the Mirthful Church is wary after Black Harbor, and questions are arousing their notice. The gods are unreachable, and a darkness is rising over Consequence City.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    TG: i saw you see me take the communion muffins
    TG: so do i need to expect the signless inquisition
    TG: at my door all *knock knock* prepare to pay for us back for the icing
    TG: in BLOOD

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    2/2
    Comments:
    8
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Captain Borgan Kaseya of the Alternian Imperial Navy is tasked with escorting a novice Laughsassin on his first real mission: to find some motherfucking traitors, and cull them with extreme prejudice. This is going to go SO well for everyone, now isn't it?

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    1/?
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    You don't know how long the both of you sat in silence. While anxiety was gnawing at Eridan whole, you remained calm. As time went on, that fear and panic you first felt subsided. All you were left with was content. No, you weren't accepting your death, you were just...restful. You felt safe in the highblood's grasp, the coolness of his armor was soothing, sedating almost. You could hear the soft gasps Eridan made as he breathed, and you wish you could take that nervousness he felt away.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    "I do not begrudge you your power, just know that its abuse will bring your downfall."

    Karkat finally fully embraces his rightful duty to bring peace to his race, but even with the help of all his friends will he really end this successfully? Or will he end in failure like his ancestor?

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    8
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    92
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    13
    Hits:
    2006
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    Karkat visits Kankri in the dream bubbles expecting hours of tedious lectures, but what he gets instead is the realisation of who he truly is, and what he was destined to do.

    part two of this story is titled "Karkat's Journey" for your convience. Happy reading!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    71/71
    Comments:
    1374
    Kudos:
    1147
    Bookmarks:
    277
    Hits:
    29131

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