20 Works in Crowley's Wrestling Statue (Good Omens)

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

    Language:
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    13/?
    Comments:
    81
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    111
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2003
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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after (and sometimes before) the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

    Chapter 24: Anathema needs to know why Crowley hates the 14th century. For reasons.

    Series
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    76,511
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    393
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    3555
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    AU. Crowley moves to a new neighborhood after that nasty misunderstanding with his last place of residence. The only problem with his new house is: there’s an HOA. Hail Satan.

    Language:
    English
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    8,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    391
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    The night after Armageddon, Crowley invites Aziraphale back to his place, since the bookshop burned down. They need to figure out what this last prophecy means as well. Unfortunately, Crowley forgot about the statue standing in the hallway, and of course, Aziraphale found it.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    892
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    The night after saving the world, Aziraphale freaks out a little. Partly because he could have lost his best friend, but also because ‘heavenly’ things seem to have a disastrous effect on demons. Crowley desperately tries to shake his angel out of it, which leads to a good idea.

    Language:
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    Words:
    4,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1195
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    “Oh, I should never have left you alone in the nineteenth century. Music hall, magic, incredibly expensive gay clubs. All your most embarrassing impulses were just left to scamper around unchecked”

    Stage magic is about the art of deception, making it unsuitable – if not actually impossible – for those of an angelic nature. Over a century later, Aziraphale believes himself to be a much more adept liar than he used to be, but when he looks through his old thwarting ledgers he’s surprised to discover the identity of the person he’s been consistently deceiving for the past six thousand years.

    Companion piece to Still My Heart Has Wings.

    Series
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    11,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    1380
    Bookmarks:
    213
    Hits:
    10322
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    Crowley and Aziraphale head home from Tadfield. But what does home mean to them now? They need to address their feelings for each other. And with the threat of retribution from their respective Head Office’s hanging over their heads, they need to think up a new plan and quick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,147
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    900
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    9006
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    Aziraphale is shown around Crowley’s apartment, and notices a certain decor item.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    924
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    It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.

    Language:
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3715
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    Crowley tries to thwart Her ineffable bloody plan by saving some of the children during the flood. Aziraphale finds him and the stowaways. A 'fight' ensues but ends with Crowley helping Aziraphale on his next mission.

    Crawly is stifling a laugh as he braids one of the girl’s hair. “Like a pigeon, but white.” He offers.
    “Oh,” says the boy. “My uncle got shat on by a pigeon once.”
    “Well, I don’t need to do that,” Aziraphale says primly, “Just fly. Find land. And bring a sign of it back to Noah.”
    “Noah didn’t want us.” Says the girl standing in front of Crawly as he works on her hair. “Maybe you should shat on him too.”

    Language:
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    3,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    1659
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    Six thousand years is a very long time, but angels and demons aren't supposed to love each other, so it's no wonder it took them a while to admit to it. In a way it's a miracle that they've done so at all. In another way it's a complete inevitability. Certainly the events that proceed when Crowley finally invites Aziraphale back to his place for some after-dinner drinks are something very like inevitable. And perhaps something rather like ineffable, too.

    Shameless smut! And also loving fluff, because, well... How could I NOT with these two? (And lots of rambling aimlessly, because I am me, and because they have got it bad and I can't help but think about what they're thinking about each other.)

    Language:
    English
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    8,456
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    527
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    5911
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    More self-indulgent fluff, in which a book hoarder and a melodramatic minimalist with questionable taste in statues must come together in one cottage by the sea.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    822
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    The story of how an angel and demon somehow set up home together.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,731
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    179
    Kudos:
    2614
    Bookmarks:
    531
    Hits:
    18623
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    It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    514
    Kudos:
    5430
    Bookmarks:
    1111
    Hits:
    44032
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    Crowley smiled and promptly purchased the statue. It was well-made, after all, and it fit the aesthetic of his flat. He tried not to think too much about the resemblance between the statue and him and a certain fair-haired angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1038
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    Aziraphale is taken by surprise when he sees the statue in Crowley's flat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    434
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3491
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    conversations around Crowley's statue

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    515
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3406
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    A statue in Crowley's apartment sparks an unexpected discussion.

    "Are you entirely certain they're fighting?" Aziraphale finally asked, turning to Crowley with a bright smile on his face. "It rather looks like the start of some very pleasant evenings I've had."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    779
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    3837
  19. Tags
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    The apocalypse has been averted, and Crowley can't help but feel like he should talk about his feelings for Aziraphale, or at least acknowledge them. And the only reliable sounding board he has are his plants. Sometimes voicing your thoughts out loud isn't such a bad thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    505
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3223
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    “You don’t have a side anymore.”

     

    Aziraphale stays at Crowley’s flat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    1072
    Bookmarks:
    111

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