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    A demon can say:

    I could drag you from the ocean, I could pull you from the fire and when you're standing in the shadows I could open up the sky, and I could give you my devotion until the end of time. And you will never be forgotten with me by your side.

    And a priest can answer:

    When I'm standing in the fire I will look him in the eye, and I will let the devil know that I was brave enough to die, and there's no hell that he can show me that's deeper than my pride! 'Cause I will never be forgotten, forever I'll fight!

     

    There was a demon, with so much questions, but he never had to ask, otherwise bad things would happen to him... Then he met a priest, and finally, after millennia, his questions could receive an answer.
    How does it feel to be loved by God?

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    A collection for my individual nsfw drawings.

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    5/?
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been taking their retirement well. One of the more resent enjoyments the immortal beings have taken up is cuddling (sometimes during store hours). But if asked this the two would deny it, saying that they were simply relaxing in each other’s company. However there were some things left unsaid.
    Aziraphale couldn’t ask that of Crowley, even if they were close. If his feelings were shunned, well, Aziraphale wasn’t sure if he could handle that. Not after they’d grown close like this. He didn’t want to ruin this friendship.
    Meanwhile, Crowley wasn’t even going to even entertain that idea. The idea of coming inside from gardening to find Aziraphale there, with his nose happily in a book. Crowley couldn’t ruin what they have by going too fast again.

    Aka: In which the ineffable idiots have grown to enjoy cuddling. And five times they don't confess their feelings, and one time they do.

    (You don't need to read the previous work to understand this one)

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    37/?
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    Since the day the rapture came to Earth and an angel and a demon burned in the cleansing fire, two celestial soulmates have been hiding away from heaven and hell’s watchful gaze. As the last great battle approaches, it’s time for them to step into the light and fight for their better world.

    The end is nigh.

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    “Well, what’s missing, dove? Look at me.”
    Aziraphale lifted his gaze and looked into Crowley’s sunglasses. Crowley took Aziraphale’s hands in his.
    “Crowley, what is missing is a… A baby. I want to carry a child.”
    Crowley cocked an eyebrow and a smirk flashed across his face. “About time you said it, angel.”

    Aziraphale and Crowley decide to start a family. It does not go as planned.

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    I can't draw people, so instead I draw a lot of snakes and this is what happens.

    (The Snabies Fambly over on the Ace Omens discord wanted me to post the drawings I do for them outside of the server, so here they are. Much love and credit to all of them for their wonderful ideas and support.)

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    20/?
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    Title says anything, it really does!

    From chapter I:
    * “Who the heaven are you?” Crowley asks him, shocked.
    “I’m the Doctor! Nice to meet you!” he smiles cordially, reaching out.
    “I’m Crowley and this is anything but nice!” the other hisses, avoiding his hand.
    - Oh, so this is the famous Crowley the gorgeous angel kept mentioning! – the Doctor figures out, taking off his glasses, just to glare at him better.
    Instantly, he does not find the demon so pleasant anymore.
    “Oh, please, c’mon! Stop acting as if you both didn’t notice that!” Aziraphale snaps, almost yelling.
    At least he gets their attention, because they both turn towards him.
    “I mean, you two look exactly alike! Now that I’ve paid more attention, you have even the same voice, just with a slightly different tone and accent!” Aziraphale observed.
    Together, with a perfect synchrony, Crowley and the Doctor glance at each other then turn their back, one against the other, crossing their arms on their chest and blowing a lock from their hair.
    “That’s not true at all!” they both sentence at the very same time.
    A flawless Dolby Surround effect. *

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    Crowley made a nest for Aziraphale. Several, in fact, before he tore them back down. Only, one of them had somehow managed to have some remnants survive. That would be fine, except...
    Except that Aziraphale wants to see it, as he's been promised, and Crowley is scared of what his beloved angel will think of it once he sees it. Will think of him.
    What's a demon to do but try and think of ways of avoiding it without actually breaking his promise?

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    3/?
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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: Crossovers

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    19/?
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    A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.

    Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.

    Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

    (Yes, this is the Good Omens Winery AU that absolutely no one asked for and no one wanted. Updates every 10 days.)

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    Crowley’s plants stage a revolution. They enlist Aziraphale’s help.

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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.

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    8/?
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    He hadn’t actually meant to smash the plant.

     

     

    Short oneshot about Crowley's trauma from Falling and how it impacts his relationship with Aziraphale, inspired by the song Central Park by Woodkid feat. Son Lux. Crossposted from my tumblr.

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    Flights of Fancy, part 6:

    "In the bandstand. You said: There is no 'our side'. Not anymore. It's over'. Which, yes, was a bit of a stab to the gut. But that choice of words...you already thought of it as 'our side' too, didn't you?"
    Aziraphale smiled ruefully. "I suppose I did. I didn't live up to that very well, though, did I?"
    ... Crowley sighed. "... I was still a fucking coward too, and I can't help wondering what would have happened if you'd really known. If, at any point, I'd told you at least the abridged version of how I felt. From the start, even. Like, what if we could have done it all mostly like we did but just...knowing?"

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley hang out in Crowley's rooftop garden, a few last secrets are shared, and history is re-written - if only in their imaginations.

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    Crowley is not impressed with the wild plants infesting the back garden of their new cottage. The plants are not impressed with him either.

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    In a series of hilarious and highly unlikely events Crowley gives a roomba demonic intelligence and adopts it. Later Aziraphale gives a robot mower angelic intelligence. Along the way Crowley and Aziraphale take part in a Pride parade and bring their demonic and angelic offspring along to enjoy the fun. Here's Bob with his tiny parade of good plants and varied Pride flags.

    Drawing in micron pens and alcohol markers on sketch paper. Scanned in and linked together with a bit of Photoshop.
    Plants and flags in order: 1) anemone & pride/progress 2) pansies & genderfluid 3) tulip & pansexual 4) snake plant & intersex 5) blue flag iris & trans 6) baptisia & nonbinary 7) coneflower & ace

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    Linette definitely didn't want to summon a demon, and Crowley definitely didn't want to be summoned. Nevertheless, that's what happened. Blame Linette's uncle, who is Not A Good Person.

    Other significant players include a potted fern, a bucket of holy water, and a concerned Aziraphale.

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    There are many theories on why Crowley threatens, terrifies, and destroys his plants, but what if the reason is that he HAS to? When being a demon isn't just a job description but what you *are*, you have to do evil deeds and cause pain and distress, otherwise your demonic soul withers and you are harmed yourself. Crawly/Crowley finds out the hard way that he has to do evil. Ever the clever serpent, he works out a loophole to do so without harming humans like the other demons do.

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