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    Crowley decides to take a nap after the night at the Ritz, willing to be awakened only if Aziraphale confesses his love.

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    A wall of thorns surround a sleeping beauty, slumbering for far longer than any human ever could, laid out with long red hair lying in ringlets on the pillow… and snoring like a somnolent pig.

    Crowley’s lockdown nap continues, in the meantime, his plants have plans of their own which may or may not include re-enacting “the day of the triffids” and taking over the entire apartment block. The locals call for help, and a blue eyed knight in shining armour arrives to battle his way through the thorns to awake the snake within…

    AKA: I got inspired to write more silly cracky nonsense again.

    With thanks to CloverTheGrand on Clio's art discord for the inspiration! Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for beta reading.

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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: iPod shuffle

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    29/?
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    321
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    825
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    A late-night rambling conversation accidentally leads to a confession and deeper understanding about intimacy between two Celestial and Occult companions, as the houseplants look on.

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    A chance childhood meeting leads to a lifetime sharing languages, hijinks, and meals together. Aziraphale and Anthony reach across cultures and nourish each others’ hearts and souls.

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    We've all seen the headcanon that Crowley simply makes Scary Noises to assert dominance and them takes his spotted, imperfect plants to another room where they're his "Fallen".
    Anyway, I noodled on that concept a bit. It's pretty much what it says on the tin. What would one of Crowley's houseplants think of him?

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    Series of fills for the Squirming at Your Feetish weekly prompt in the ATS server.
    Will probably not fill every week but every once in a while it would be fun :P

    Prompts: Claws, Lurking, All Hallow’s Eve

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    3/?
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    10
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    17
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    Crowley is part snake.
    Said part is venomous. Aziraphale didn't know that until today.

    Series
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    72
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    1
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    Ezra Fell's next door neighbor is opening a plant shop, and whilst Mr. Anthony Crowley is a bit obnoxious and unruly at times... He's also quite charming- despite the secrecy and consequence of his own past.

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    42/?
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    A collection of moderately-angsty ficlets and prompt fills.

    Chapter summary will include which warnings apply to that particular chapter.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    33
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    2
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    How should one apologize to a plant? How does a plant heal from trauma?

    An introspective look into the metaphysical minds of Crowley's plants.

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    1/1
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    Crowley is upset and can’t figure out why. He loses control and lashes out at Aziraphale during a panic attack. Now Aziraphale is also upset and confused. Can they both calm down enough to talk it out?

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    Short, unrelated vignettes for the "Angstember" daily prompt list for people don't like angst!

    Each chapter is its own little story and will contain author notes with more specific tags.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    247
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    A collection for my individual nsfw drawings.

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    21/?
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    33
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    I can't draw people, so instead I draw a lot of snakes and this is what happens.

    (The Snabies Fambly over on the Ace Omens discord wanted me to post the drawings I do for them outside of the server, so here they are. Much love and credit to all of them for their wonderful ideas and support.)

    Language:
    English
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    124
    Chapters:
    33/?
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    49
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    93
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    Lucifer’s wrath is a terrible thing. Crawley becomes a target of that wrath when he gives the wrong answer to a simple question: “Don’t you trust me?”

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    1/1
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    23
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    “Great, a pastor. Why does he have to be so bloody cute?” Crowley mumbled under his breath.

    A Human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are both in their late fifties. Crowley is gender fluid and bisexual (He/Him and She/Her). Aziraphale is a transman and gay (He/Him). Crowley is a botanist who is agnostic. Aziraphale is a Protestant pastor in a fictional denomination. They live in Tadfield, a medium sized town in the United States. Slow build with a happy ending.

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    26/?
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    254
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    35
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    7470
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    The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield.
    "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been."
    Aziraphale nodded.
    "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?"
    Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in."
    "Oi!"
    "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours."
    "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow.
    "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone."
    "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me."
    "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

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    Aziraphale returns home to an unusually silent cottage. Crowley has been acting odd for days, and there’s no sign of him inside their home. Is he out in the garden? Or has something happened to him?

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    English
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    1,093
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    1/1
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    10
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    5
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    652
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    So of course it’s only natural that when Crowley turns to Aziraphale from where he’s sitting sprawled, one lanky leg kicked out in front of him, a vision in clinging black denim, on a squeaky park bench outside Tadfield and lays the offer of staying at his place at Aziraphale’s feet, well...it’s only natural (and polite, mind) that he agree...

    ...in a sort of roundabout way...i.e. by swallowing down the words ‘Thank Heaven, dear boy, I thought you’d never ask’, schooling his face into a somewhat forced melancholy and instead casting back a wary and halfhearted ‘I don’t think my side would like that.’ whilst stoutly resisting the incriminating blush creeping under his collar... he doesn’t want to appear too eager after all…

    OR

    Aziraphale accepts Crowley's invite to stay at his place and feelings, dreams and lots of sexy sex are had.

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    15
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    135
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    17
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