16 Works in Crowley's Hiss (Good Omens)

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129,207
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6234
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    “If he was gonna kidnap us, don't you think he would have done it by now?” The boy whispered back. The girl gave him a leveling glare. “Fine. How ‘bout a compromise? You help me braid his hair and I’ll buy you those gummy worms that you like from the market across the street from my house?”

    The girl looked hesitant but caved in after glancing at the boy’s puppy dog eyes. Crowley was a little concerned that children trusted him, a stranger with weird red hair and snake tattoo, not to grab them and run. It’s not like he was planning on kidnapping them, but he hoped that in future instances they didn’t welcome strange men with open arms.

    Just before Crowley could take a seat on a nearby bench, the curly-haired man from earlier stepped and stood between the kids and Crowley.

    [Or: Crowley really doesn't like people sometimes]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    491
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    After the Bus, in Crowley's place, Aziraphale thinks a way to save the demon from Hell's Rage, will Crowley be ok with that? And what are those hisses?
    "Let me repay the favor of saving my life more than once."
    "No, absolutely no. Angel, you have no idea of what is Hell. If they find out we tricked them--"
    "I didn't believe you were afraid of being hurt by someone less stilysh than you."
    "I'm not. But what will they do to an angel? Hell Fire will be next to them."
    "Hush, dear. I'm a Principality."
    "Still an angel."

     

    (for the Body Swap square of Ineffable Husbands Bingo)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    558
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    “I was an archangel. It’s the past, it’s not important.”

    “It is to me!”

    [Or: Aziraphale and Crowley actually talk.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1558
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    Crowley was not, as one of Aziraphale’s old, old friends might’ve said, a tame demon.

    He was caring and enthusiastic and compassionate and funny and so, so kind, but he was still capable of biting and scratching and snapping.

    He was still wild.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    893
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    The Them decided they need to celebrate the Anniversary of the day they stopped the Apocalypse. Anathema comes to tell Aziraphale and Crowley about it, and the group find out two things about Az and Crowley they never would have expected.

    1) Crowley gets whiny in the cold, and Aziraphale is a good heater.
    2) They've been married for almost 4 centuries?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,325
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1619
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    “Despite only being around the corner, Crowley still managed to find a way to make the ride to the cafe life threatening. Aziraphale could pinpoint the exact moment his heart stopped— when Crowley narrowly avoided hitting a fire hydrant by pulling into the opposite lane.

     

    “A Cat Cafe?” Crowley questioned.”

    [Or: Aziraphale drags Crowley to a Cat Cafe. Chaos ensues.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1035
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    “I don't like it.” Aziraphale muttered softly.

    “Wot?”

    “I don’t like it!” Aziraphale said a little louder, cheeks dusted with an embarrassed light pink tint. “My bookshop has much more history and style to it. This is just…gentrification at it’s finest.”

    [Or: Aziraphale finds out who Crowley was in an unconventional way.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    458
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4258
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    Anathema would really love it if Crowley didn't have that love sick look on his face so often. His aura is the most obvious thing about him and thats saying something.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    777
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    722
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    anathema invites our lovely husbands over for christmas. Crowley miracles quite a lot of alcohol. shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    423
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    Crowley has peculiar sleeping habits, and Aziraphale thinks he knows why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    443
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    730
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    "Those are quite impressive circles you have beneath your eyes, dear boy," Aziraphale tisked. "When was the last time you had a decent night's sleep?"

    "Eleven years ago, give or take."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    884
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    Even destroyed, churches are still consecrated.

    Wherein Crowley's feet still get burned by consecrated church land and Aziraphale starts noticing his feelings but finds them awfully inconvenient. So both of them need a lift.

    Inspired by this amazing fanart by @johanirae.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1178
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    ”A box that was tucked under the coffee table was unable to open with the rest, so Aziraphale pulled it out and opened it himself. Inside was a Ukulele, a Violin, and a few used music composition books. The edges of the books were worn and it almost looked like some of the pages were about to fall out.”

    [Or: Four Times Crowley played for Aziraphale and One Time Aziraphale played for him.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1161
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    "Aziraphale sighed in relief. It wasn’t often that Crowley got worked up, but when he did it was an accomplishment in itself to find out what he was stressed out about, let alone actually talking him down from losing his mind."

    [Or: Crowley gets overwhelmed and Aziraphale has to tell him it's okay to be vulnerable.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2426
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    We’ve altered each other. I don’t think I could have been a. Good person. Without you, dear. You keep me on my toes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    604
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    3081

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