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    After a long night of planning and practicing to escape the judgment of Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley prepare to leave Crowley's flat on the morning after the cancelled Apocalypse.
    Although it's understandable if Crowley's not in any hurry to let the night end.
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    "What have you done with my trousers, you impossible thing?"
    The evidence around the room suggested they'd taken off only a few items of clothing before Crowley had run out of patience and snapped his fingers, with an impulse that went something like "Trousers off NOW and pants too thankyouverymuch and also the sodding SOCKS and there's sock garters as well are you fucking kidding me angel BEGONE THE LOT OF YOU"
    Much could go wrong with a miracle that haphazard. In his defense, he'd been distracted at the time.
    "I think they're, um...elsewhere," said Crowley.
    Aziraphale tutted at him reproachfully.
    "Sorry, angel."
    "I had those made-to-measure in 1952," Aziraphale muttered. "I was rather fond of them."
    Crowley sniffed. "Not to split hairs, but that pair was actually only a few hours old."

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    Armageddn't is over, and Heaven and Hell are surely coming for them in the morning. So tonight is for stories, laughs, confessions and the best of Crowley's liquor cabinet. He only hopes he can keep the angel happy til it's all over.
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    "So you chose to save me and my books, but not your dignity apparently, because you hate footwear that much?"
    "Yeaaaap, I'm a shoe truther, me. Shoes. Are. Terrible," Crowley drawled. He grinned and flexed his outstretched feet, shifting between a few of his favorite looks before leaving them bare and a bit scaly.
    "You can't have always faked your shoes? All of them?"
    "Had to fake my feet for the whole sandal era anyway, humans got tetchy about it. Thousands of years of that. No bloody point tying your ankles up in cowhide when you have to miracle your toes anyhow, it's sort of two for one, so." The demon shrugged expressively.
    Aziraphale's eyes narrowed. "Crowley. Did you fake it during the Louboutin trials?"
    "Augh! Ffffff -- 'specially during the Louboutin -- look here, angel."

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    The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield.
    "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been."
    Aziraphale nodded.
    "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?"
    Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in."
    "Oi!"
    "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours."
    "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow.
    "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone."
    "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me."
    "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

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    Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.
    But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.
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    Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.
    "Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"
    Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.
    Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."
    "Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.
    "Are you hurt dear boy?"
    "No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."
    "Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."
    "'S wrong with my legs?!"
    "Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."

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    Here is what should have happened after the bus ride in the show, specifically what happens when Aziraphale spends the night at Crowley's.

    Aziraphale calls Crowley dear because it's adorable in the books and I am a little annoyed he doesn't do it in the show.

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    Like any little old lady worth her salt, Edna knew everyone who lived in her building, and then some.

    All it took was plenty of spare time, open eyes and ears, occasional well-placed nosiness, and a keen understanding of how to read people. She knew the things about her neighbors and their lives that they openly showed the world. She knew the things that they tried, and failed, to keep secret. And she knew the things that they by and large successfully concealed from the rest of the world… but not from Edna.

    For example, she knew that Mr. Anthony J. Crowley, who lived a couple floors up and sometimes gave her houseplants, really, really needed a hug.

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    When he finally drifted off, he dreamt only of a burning bookshop and the end of the world.

    Since then, the nightmares came nearly every night. Some nights were easier to forget than others, but it was the nights when he woke up with a scream still caught in his throat or drenched in another cold sweat that left him shaken for the rest of the day. It was far too inconvenient to go about one’s day replaying a terrible dream in one’s head, so after about two weeks, Crowley came up with a solution to his problem. Since sleeping seemed to be the cause of all his troubles at the moment, it was simple: he would just stop.

    Of course, stopping one’s nearly-six-thousand-year routine was easier said than done. Demons didn’t need to sleep, that much was true, but Crowley had grown rather accustomed to it, and quitting was no easy feat. Nevertheless, he did his best to keep his head held high and his eyes wide open, with one goal in mind – avoid alerting Aziraphale to anything out of the ordinary.

    This, of course, failed miserably.

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    Aziraphe has been taking care of Crowley's plants while he naps through the pandemic

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    Day 02: cold.
    Crowley had decided to sleep it all away, like he had done so before, turning his back to the world until it could be enjoyable again. Until he was able to spread sin and temptation.
    That's what he told himself. The real reason had been an angel refusing to see him.

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    Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.

    Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E (mostly G) and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the third day's prompt of "faith".

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    Crowley has always been happy enough with the look of his flat, but Aziraphale has an idea to make it feel more like home. And, as a bonus, the idea is warm, relaxing, and involves cuddling.

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    In which an angel and a demon finally let themselves feel everything they've been repressing for the past week. (And 6,000 years.)

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    There was only one bed.

    It was, in its defense, a perfectly fine bed. The problem was, Crowley was 100% sure that as of this morning, his flat had contained two beds. Side by side. Just like on television.

    The other problem was, there was an angel standing just behind Crowley, ready for his first-ever sleepover in Crowley’s flat.

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    Crowley knew he was being summoned.

    That some HUMAN was trying to drag him away from the life he'd built with Aziraphale, to hurt him, to control him.

    Crowley is prepared to do anything - ANYTHING - to stop the summoning. But at what cost?

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    After the world doesn't end, an angel and a demon return to London together: Aziraphale learns what happened to the thermos of Holy Water, Crowley worries about consequences, and together they fill in a few gaps.

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    Twelve months after Crowley began his Lockdown Nap, Aziraphale comes by for a visit.

    Posted on the Good Omens 31st anniversary!

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    There was an Eric standing hopefully on Crowley’s unwelcome mat, holding a cracked soup bowl, in which was some suspicious dirt and the saddest orchid that Crowley had ever seen.

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