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    Five Times Crowley's Serpentine Nature Showed, featuring the whole airforce gang.

    1. Eyes.
    2. Cold-blooded.
    3. Crowley can talk to other snakes.
    4. Crowley has chronic pain.
    5. Brumating

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    Crowley starts to hear a voice that nobody else can hear - a call, a summons. Not wanting to worry Aziraphale, Crowley plays it off and pretends that nothing is wrong.

    Something is happening to Crowley. He can't stop it, nor can he control it. It's ineffable, inevitable. The past catches up with the present, the secrets that have been hidden from him for so long are finally coming to light, and God isn't done with Crowley yet.

    But can an angel, a witch, a witch finder, the antichrist and his gang of friends help to save Crowley before he is too far gone into the past to remember anything at all?

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    This is based off of the plot from Frozen 2 so be warned. Look, guys, that movie slaps.

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    The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield.

    "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been."

    Aziraphale nodded.

    "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?"

    Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in."

    "Oi!"

    "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours."

    "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow.

    "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone."

    "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me."

    "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

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    Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.

    But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.

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    Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.

    "Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"

    Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.

    Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."

    "Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.

    "Are you hurt dear boy?"

    "No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."

    "Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."

    "'S wrong with my legs?!"

    "Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."

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    “If he was gonna kidnap us, don't you think he would have done it by now?” The boy whispered back. The girl gave him a leveling glare. “Fine. How ‘bout a compromise? You help me braid his hair and I’ll buy you those gummy worms that you like from the market across the street from my house?”

    The girl looked hesitant but caved in after glancing at the boy’s puppy dog eyes. Crowley was a little concerned that children trusted him, a stranger with weird red hair and snake tattoo, not to grab them and run. It’s not like he was planning on kidnapping them, but he hoped that in future instances they didn’t welcome strange men with open arms.

    Just before Crowley could take a seat on a nearby bench, the curly-haired man from earlier stepped and stood between the kids and Crowley.

    [Or: Crowley really doesn't like people sometimes]

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    Crowley suddenly loses his memory, which would be trouble enough if what he’d forgotten hadn’t happened to include a number of very pertinent tidbits about his current lifestyle and state of existence.

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    This fic is a unique take on what was going on inside the minds of Crowley and Aziraphale during the show. This includes takes on canon scenes, but also non-canon scenes that I've drummed up (which includes angst AND fluff).

     

    no smut unfortunately
    sorry :p

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    The first time Crawly meets Aziraphael, he takes responsibility for causing the Fall of Mankind (standard casual meet-cute, obviously), because even if he's never met the angel before it still seems like the right thing to do.

    (Don't tell anyone.)

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    Two years after the Button Eyes incident, Crowley finally got to meet his own doll.

    The event happened in his flat, while he was busy drinking until he couldn't see straight. The demon was buried under the covers, ready to pass out when he heard crying. He was fairly certain his plants couldn't cry, so he forced himself to sober up and investigate. He debated how someone could even get into his apartment in the first place when he saw it.

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    Happy early Halloween!
    How do a demon and an angel celebrate the spooky season?

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    Aziraphale navigates snaky sensory experiences the night of the body swap.

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    Hypnosis:
    /hɪpˈnəʊsɪs/
    noun: hypnosis
    the induction of a state of consciousness in which a person apparently loses the power of voluntary action and is highly responsive to suggestion or direction. Its use in therapy, typically to recover suppressed memories or to allow modification of behaviour.
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    Averting Armageddon, discorporation, possessing the body of a human, and then puzzling out Agnes Nutter's final prophecy and practicing their body switch has taken it's toll on Aziraphale. The angel is exhausted and definitely needs to rest, Crowley can tell. However, Aziraphale has never bothered with sleep before and so is unsure how to go about it. Perhaps Crowley can help.

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    When Crowley and Aziraphale swapped bodies, Aziraphale struggled to adjust to perceiving snake senses--but that doesn't mean the switch was easy on Crowley, either.

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    Aziraphale takes up Crowley's offer to stay over at his place - fuzzy feelings ensue!

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    Crowley's glasses are his shield against the world. He has a different shield against Aziraphale.

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    Crowley has snake eyes. They look like snake eyes. They function like snake eyes. The thing is snake eyes aren't all that good for seeing with. He doesn't really seem to let it stop him from doing what he wants.

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    Aziraphale can name thousands of ways that he knows Crowley loves him. Crowley can name a handful, but they mean more to him than the stars.

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    Crowley's punishment for stopping the apocalypse is different than what anyone would have expected.

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