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    What the Bentley does while Aziraphale and Crowley are getting drunk together at the demon's flat.

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    Life isn't all sunshine and roses, not even for magical snake children.

    A dumping ground for some angst and a lot of teenage shenanigans involving snabies.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    183
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    292
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    22
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    Anthony J. Crowley, a car mechanic, meets a handsome stranger named Ezra Fell in an airport and quickly becomes quite captivated with the man. But he soon discovers that this gorgeous stranger is actually a fugitive super spy and Crowley gets dragged into much more than he bargained for, a spy chase around the world.

    Basically a Good Omens AU based on the movie Knight and Day with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz that I didn't know I needed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    58
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    7
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    1174
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    Crowley's Bentley only ever plays Queen songs. It's a well known fact that any cassette left in the Bentley for a fortnight will turn into a Best of Queen album. But why is that so? Why do both Crowley and the Bentley love Queen so much? Perhaps they have a deeper connection with the band than we know.

    A bunch of one shots of Crowley and Aziraphale inspiring some of Queen's greatest hits.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    17
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    154
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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: iPod shuffle

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    16,430
    Chapters:
    29/?
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    1
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    321
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    822
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    73
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    10978
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    An ex-con and a retired judge team up to solve a crime that is under rug swept.

    "Aziraphale was the only prick who believed him and saved him from another round of prison. Lawyers pulling tricks was something both men could agree was bullshit."

    * Also, it's going to be a slow burn smut.

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    4,112
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    367
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    Crowley finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation, lost, hurt, and alone. Fortunately, a friend comes to the rescue... although it's not the one he expected.

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    1/1
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    14
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    79
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    6
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    331
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    Since it’s Saturday, a vignette where Aziraphale is handed a little box which he thinks is filled with snuff but which actually turns out to be filled with—

    "Crowley, let's go for a ride in the Bentley!"

    Series
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    343
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    135
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    There is a cafe on the ground floor of the Heaven and Hell building. It doesn't merely offer tea and coffee to the angels and demons that pass through, but also caters to their meta-physical and -phorical needs, with inspiration and tropes to go.

    After Armageddon, Crowley and Aziraphale experiment with new drinks

    Mistakes are made (but not always regretted)

    (Or: 4 times something went wrong and 1 time it went gloriously right)

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    132
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    9
    Hits:
    969
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    P.C. Miller was not having a good day. Her toddler threw a fit, throwing a bowl of oats across the table and causing everyone in the kitchen to have to change their shirts. On top of the extra laundry associated with that, she didn't have time to scrub the sticky substance off the wall and it was now undoubtedly glued to the plaster. She was already running late and it had started raining to boot. A soggy day in the countryside writing tickets to assholes was not what she was longing to do with her life. 

    Not thirty minutes into her shift, the first one appeared.

    The black classic car driving erratically at speeds far too high for this two-lane road was undoubtedly owned by an asshole. For a moment, she considered letting him go. He could drive off, blissfully escaping the consequences the rest of the world has to abide by, loving his asshole life doing asshole things.

    She sighed. Then, P.C. Miller heard the song blasting from the open window and turned on her siren. Putting "Bohemian Rhapsody" into her head this early in the day was a bridge too far.

    Series
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    English
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    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    243
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    Something horrible is about to happen, and Crowley has a very short amount of time left to save the day...

    Series
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    1,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    216
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    It's all going swimmingly after the Apocanot. Holding hands, sharing kisses but then Crowley takes one of his epic (Epic!) naps and wakes up almost 200 years later. The humans are still about, doing whatever they're doing on Earth, but where is Aziraphale??

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,711
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1159
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    What is a well behaved demonic car supposed to do when a small human child comes to her for help?

    Series
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    16
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    295
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    Crowley is convinced to turn The Bentley into The Batmobile

    Series
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    English
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    537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    11
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    1
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    55
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    Crowley is Chamuel, Archangel in theory and Heaven’s agent on Earth for the past four-thousand-and-something years, but his purpose and reason for being still eludes him.

    Aziraphale is Azazel, a tempestuous demon with a ghastly past that is seemingly fresh on the scene and raring to fight for his newly earned position on Earth.

    Upon the grim extinction of Chamuel’s former adversary, the pair come to an Arrangement that sees them moving together through modern history, attempting to make sense of who they are and what it means to find a home where they least expect it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,810
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1114
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    Crowley finds a cat and a new home for her

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
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    1
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    123
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    In which, post-apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale are walking in the park, and Crowley has to break the news to Aziraphale that he didn't get a trial.

    This work was inspired by a post on Pinterest.

    Language:
    English
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    1,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    468
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    Aziraphale starts acting strange after the Not-Pocalypse. Crowley takes care of him.

    Language:
    English
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    4,588
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    529
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    On a drive home, Aziraphale becomes motion sick. Crowley apologizes and promises to drive better next time, but Aziraphale is excited at the chance to take a lovely evening walk with his demon.

    Language:
    English
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    852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    204
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    One fast-living demon takes up one fast-moving sport, and the 24 Hours of Le Mans is not just about speed, but endurance. Bentleys are tough, having dominated the race in the Roaring '20s, but Crowley's Bentley just happens to be a little more temperamental and a lot more opinionated than your average racecar. Plus, it's not often your co-driver is your boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    252

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