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    P.C. Miller was not having a good day. Her toddler threw a fit, throwing a bowl of oats across the table and causing everyone in the kitchen to have to change their shirts. On top of the extra laundry associated with that, she didn't have time to scrub the sticky substance off the wall and it was now undoubtedly glued to the plaster. She was already running late and it had started raining to boot. A soggy day in the countryside writing tickets to assholes was not what she was longing to do with her life. 

    Not thirty minutes into her shift, the first one appeared.

    The black classic car driving erratically at speeds far too high for this two-lane road was undoubtedly owned by an asshole. For a moment, she considered letting him go. He could drive off, blissfully escaping the consequences the rest of the world has to abide by, loving his asshole life doing asshole things.

    She sighed. Then, P.C. Miller heard the song blasting from the open window and turned on her siren. Putting "Bohemian Rhapsody" into her head this early in the day was a bridge too far.

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    Something horrible is about to happen, and Crowley has a very short amount of time left to save the day...

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    It's all going swimmingly after the Apocanot. Holding hands, sharing kisses but then Crowley takes one of his epic (Epic!) naps and wakes up almost 200 years later. The humans are still about, doing whatever they're doing on Earth, but where is Aziraphale??

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    What is a well behaved demonic car supposed to do when a small human child comes to her for help?

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    Crowley is convinced to turn The Bentley into The Batmobile

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    Anthony J. Crowley, a car mechanic, meets a handsome stranger named Ezra Fell in an airport and quickly becomes quite captivated with the man. But he soon discovers that this gorgeous stranger is actually a fugitive super spy and Crowley gets dragged into much more than he bargained for, a spy chase around the world.

    Basically a Good Omens AU based on the movie Knight and Day with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz that I didn't know I needed.

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    There is a cafe on the ground floor of the Heaven and Hell building. It doesn't merely offer tea and coffee to the angels and demons that pass through, but also caters to their meta-physical and -phorical needs, with inspiration and tropes to go.

    After Armageddon, Crowley and Aziraphale experiment with new drinks

    Mistakes are made (but not always regretted)

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    Crowley is Chamuel, Archangel in theory and Heaven’s agent on Earth for the past four-thousand-and-something years, but his purpose and reason for being still eludes him.

    Aziraphale is Azazel, a tempestuous demon with a ghastly past that is seemingly fresh on the scene and raring to fight for his newly earned position on Earth.

    Upon the grim extinction of Chamuel’s former adversary, the pair come to an Arrangement that sees them moving together through modern history, attempting to make sense of who they are and what it means to find a home where they least expect it.

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    Crowley finds a cat and a new home for her

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    In which, post-apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale are walking in the park, and Crowley has to break the news to Aziraphale that he didn't get a trial.

    This work was inspired by a post on Pinterest.

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    Aziraphale starts acting strange after the Not-Pocalypse. Crowley takes care of him.

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    On a drive home, Aziraphale becomes motion sick. Crowley apologizes and promises to drive better next time, but Aziraphale is excited at the chance to take a lovely evening walk with his demon.

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    One fast-living demon takes up one fast-moving sport, and the 24 Hours of Le Mans is not just about speed, but endurance. Bentleys are tough, having dominated the race in the Roaring '20s, but Crowley's Bentley just happens to be a little more temperamental and a lot more opinionated than your average racecar. Plus, it's not often your co-driver is your boyfriend.

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    Ever since the Fall, Crowley has lived with chronic pain. On a particularly bad day, he crashes into a self-destructive spiral. But there is one thing in life that helps him hold on—his friendship with Aziraphale.

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    The Bentley has a soul. The Bentley was a good car. That means that after it exploded, the Bentley went to Heaven. Heaven is not thrilled about this.

    Or: It's a lovely day in Heaven, and you are a horrible Bentley...

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    Fed up with Crowley's erratic driving, Aziraphale decides to get his own car. He knows Crowley will be shocked by the classic Aston Martin, but the Bentley's reaction is a little more surprising.

    Created for the In Love With My Car Zine. Story by Supergeek21, Art by Tarek_giverofcookies.

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    Crowley sets out to create a youtube tutorial video on how to detail (wash) your classic car properly without damaging it. At least that's what he tells Aziraphale. He may, however have an ulterior motive for getting scantily clad and wet in front of his angel... He is, after all, the original tempter.

    This is also the first digital car drawing I did!

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    Aziraphale told Crowley to be a good influence for once and write something actualy helpful for the "In love with my car" zine. Crowley wasn't too happy about it, but here you go.

    "Unless you’re a supernatural entity who can bend reality to your will, your car probably doesn’t run on miracles. Which means you’re gonna need to do some boring human things to it to make sure it doesn’t spontaneously turn into a ball of flame crossing the M25 during rush hour. 

    Although to be fair, that kind of thing could happen to anyone. Anyway, I digress."

    (Illustration is the zine cover, a collab with HeavyDirtySil. Ink bookshop & digital Bentley by me, cover design, text, formatting and everything else created by Sil.)

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    A view through time of how the Bentley forged a friendship with Crowley, pushing him to go after the love of his life and helping him realise that maybe he is just a little bit of a good person.

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    Crowley and Mary the Bentley race through the streets of London avoiding pedestrians to reach the Aziraphale as soon as possible.

    Inspired by Benny the Cab from "Who framed Roger Rabbit", I wanted to draw Mary the Bentley as a lovely cartoony car with expressive eyes and, of course.... in love with the Bookshop xD (sorry not sorry, I'm soft for them as sentient beings).

    Also, title and lyrics from "Breakthru" by Queen.

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