Crowley is terrible at seduction
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23 Jul 2019
“Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.”
Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.
Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.