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    Attend to your God-given duty
    You'll be taking your Heaven by force
    How can you choose?
    With your head in the noose?
    With no time to lose...
    Avantasia - Unchain the Light1

    Gabriel and Beelzebub have a conference after the Apocalypse went down the drain and they failed to punish the culprits. Venom is in the air; they need a new plan, new directions, a new... something to direct their, and their underlings' efforts toward. Also, both of them just very much would like this to be over, thank you very much.
    Then, how would it be if they just cut the middle man out?
    If Lady Almighty won't allow them to have their respite, their Elysium, among the shattered remains of a burned Earth, maybe it is upon them to turn Earth itself into their Elysium.
    Right?
    Humans should be much easier to sway and influence than their angelic and demonic brethren.
    Right?
    One of them will win, in the end, and be able to have their much-needed rest in a world built according to their ideals.
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    Crowley gets into a fight with an uncooperative self-service checkout machine in a supermarket. Fortunately, there's a lovely man behind him in the queue who offers to help.

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    5. Bicycle Race
    “Angel, you cannot be serious.” 

    “It will be fun, Crowely,” said Aziraphale, obviously put out by the demon’s lack of enthusiasm toward the velocipede parked between them. 

    “Ngk. Fun? Wh‒ I‒ How‒ Fun?” Crowley sputtered while gesticulating erratically at the ridiculous two-seater bicycle. 

    “Anathema said that she and Newt did it last week and enjoyed it. It will be fun!”

    It would not be fun. Crowley was sure. Nothing Aziraphale about this ‘bike tour’ had sounded remotely fun. His understanding was that angel intended them to ride a bicycle that they were both, apparently, meant to operate through the city with a dozen or so other humans. All to look at landmarks they had been present for the construction of; landmarks they had been living amongst for several centuries. That was the opposite of fun. 

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    Ever since he was young, Ezra Fell dreamed of adventure. He dreamed of far off destinations and dashing heroes. He dreamed of danger and excitement. He dreamed of exploration and romance. Now, as an adult, his life is much less exotic locales and much more boring political dinner parties with his fiancé, Gabriel Messenger. But a chance meeting with a literary agent might be his last chance at the adventure he sought as a child.

    Gabriel would surely support him.

    Right?

    And he could never fall for the brash and abrasive Mr. Anthony J. Crowley.

    Right?

    It was just one silly little trip to find a silly little amulet in Egypt.

    Right?

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    Something is happened, Crowley knows this feeling, it's the same sensation when the hellhound found its Master. But when the demon runs to Aziraphale, he discovers with horror that something is changed.

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    God and Raphael knew each other well in Heaven. Very Well. So Well...that they had a fledgling of their own. However, Raphael asked too many questions, so God cursed him, but also gave him an assignment. He was to watch over their son from the shadows, with the cruel exception that their son must NEVER know who he really is to him until the time is right. Thousands of years later, the former Archangel wonders if the time will ever arrive, or if perhaps...it might be nearly too late.

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    Crowley would follow Aziraphale anywhere. It took Aziraphale a while to come around to a demon who would go wherever he wanted as long as they were together, but he's gotten used to it by now. In fact, he even misses the excitement of the chase a little, now that they're married. Surely there wouldn't be anything wrong with him making a little game of it, for nostalgia's sake? And really, what better day to do it than Christmas?

    Featuring cryptic notes, really ugly Christmas ornaments, and the Buggre Alle Thys Bible. Also two very in-love idiots.

    (edited to fix wording & a typo)

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    Crowlydia morbidly moves into the house of their recently departed friends Anathema and Newt. Their stuffy parents don't believe the possible proof that the young couple could still be lurking spectrally about. And to make their dismal life worse, their scruffy uncle, Shadwell, is also moving in the mansion.
    What is a misunderstood morose person to do?
    Look for help in that handy ‘Agnes Nutter's Nice and Accurate Guide to the Recently Deceased’, and maybe call a very helpful Ghost with the Most.

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    Baldric Blaggart has been feeling under the weather a little too often this semester. And now, for some reason, his students are being little know-it-alls. It's time to put a stop to it.

     

    Rated T in case of swear words. This could probably be rated G tbh.

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    entanglednow's summary:

    In which a disposable demon attempts to prove he's not entirely disposable, and Crowley is just along for the ride.

    This is a Pod-O-Ween2020 entry for the trick Curse

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    Crowley finds himself in a summoning circle surrounded by figures in black robes. Luckily for him, he's got an angel on his side...

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    In which a disposable demon attempts to prove he's not entirely disposable, and Crowley is just along for the ride.

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    So you've finally managed to get your an- um, I mean, friend to accompany you on one of your frequent trips around the world, and you had to rent a car because a vintage Bentley doesn't do well with plane compartments, and then of course the rental you got dies somewhere around nothing and you have to rely on benevolent (ngk) residents for help. And then, there's that forbidding old mansion in 0001 Cemetery Lane......

    I present hereby the Good-Omens/ Addams-Family-crossover no-one ever wanted.

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    Since getting together, the angel and demon would get physical quite often. Something about making up for lost time, since they realized how many years they had gone pining for each other and neither had noticed. It was embarrassing, to say the least. Although, not as embarrassing as accidentally getting pregnant because one of them did too good a job at recreating their Efforts.

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    A Crowley le dan una ofrenda sin querer y ahora tiene que buscar una manera de pagar el tributo pero ¿Cómo hacerlo cuando la otra parte lo ignora?

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    Aziraphale is...gone. And Crowley can do nothing else but follow his last wish and try to stop Apocalypse. Alone.

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    Crowley goes to Hell for a commendation after a presumed temptation of his goes well. Before leaving he notices a freckle on his cheek that appeared after Aziraphale kissed his cheek (friends do that, right?). Crowley only becomes concerned about it after some teasing from Beelzebub, leading him back to Aziraphale for answers.

    CW: Mild political humor, drinking, mild self-deprecating thoughts

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    What would've happened if Aziraphale and Crowley didn't figure out Agnes' last prophecy? And Heaven and Hell actually managed to kill them? And what if God decided that wasn't going to fly? This is the story of tragedy, rebirth, and renewal. There will be redemptions and romance along with a slight bit of heartbreak along with Crowley being an idiot with emotions.

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    This is a podfic of This Is Divorce Court Live by Quefish.

    Author summary: Crowley takes Aziraphale to Divorce Court.

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    Crowley takes over a first-year history class.

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