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    Biological family doesn't always mean everything. Biological family can hurt you, break you, mock you, or leave you. Blood doesn't always mean everything. True family isn't defined by blood, but rather by true love that can never be taken or forsaken.

    Warlock Dowling was more than happy to receive the news that Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis are willing to take him and raise him as their own. Although, he did receive a rather large shock upon learning the identity of his former nanny and gardener. But that doesn't really matter, all that matters is that Warlock has the family he always wanted.

    With adventures that only God could have though up and romances that have been boiling for centuries, the small little town of Tadfield is in for an awakening that no one expected. And sometimes, the unplanned things are the best.

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    "That was the whole point of the Arrangement remember? It's too preposterous for anyone to think of! Sneaking kids out of an orphanage to take them to movies and afternoon punk band rehearsals? Smuggling forbidden YA novels and progressive children books inside? How would some unimaginative wanker like Gabriel think of that?"

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale grew up in the same orphanage, Crowley was kicked out and Aziraphale stayed on to become the librarian.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    After years of silence heaven and hell strike again. This time they have a plan and are partly working together to achieve it. The second apocalypse is almost ready and this time the traitors will not be able to stop it.

    Beelzebub and Gabriel will make sure of that.

    With Crowley imprisoned in heaven and Aziraphale in hell and no prophecies to help them avoid this apocalypse.

    On Earth, Anathema notices that something is wrong. She shouldn’t have burned the book. She also isn’t able to reach their friends in London.

    Crowley bides his time until there is an opportunity to escape while Aziraphale is being hunted down by demons after he has managed to escape his capturers. They need to save the earth, but how without knowing the way it is supposed to end?

    This time, heaven and hell have made sure to not repeat their mistakes.

    And everyone else is quickly running out of time.

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    Warlock's bedtime meltdown leads an eavesdropping Aziraphale to see Crowley in a new light.

    Written for SOSH's Guess the Author no.17 - the prompt is "Queen"

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    (formerly known as "Save Me (a good omens reverse au)"

     

    in this Reverse AU Aziraphale is the demon Baphomet (later Ezra Fell) and Crowley is the archangel Raphael

    this fic will have some dark turns but I'll set some suitable Trigger Warnings

    (Raphael is mostly presented female in this one)

    Baphomet and Raphael met each other on the wall of Eden and both experience some kind of trust towards each other almost immediatly after their first meeting. Their friendship blossoms with every encounter through the ages and love is soon to follow. Raphael has to deal with a lot of hate coming from her fellow Archangels and they are always happy to place unnecessary obstacles in her way. They couldn't get over the fact that Raphael's best friend fell in the rebellion, but she remained with them in heaven.
    Meanwhile in Hell, Baphomet is more than happy to spend most of his time on Earth, instead with his fellow demons. He enjoys to make some trouble and bring some sin wherever he goes, but he definitely has a soft spot for his angel.

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    Crowley started keeping a whiteboard on the wall in his room shortly after adopting Alex. 'How to Be a Better Parent Than Mother' is written at the top.
    (Written to go with The Kid series, but can probably be really by itself with the idea that Crowley's just trying to parent well).

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    Crowley gets a suspicious phone call from Aziraphale himself, asking for help because he's been... abducted?! What the Heaven does that mean? And why does Crowley have to go through test after test, trying to rescue him?

    13 Rooms TEASER

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    Something is brewing...
    Aziraphale suddenly finds himself parenting two precocious boys after his sister and her husband pass away. Unfortunately, parenting is harder than it looks. The boys are becoming frustrated with their lot, and Aziraphale is desperate to connect with them before he's shut out entirely.
    One night, the boys write a letter that changes everything, and their story begins to unfold in a number of new and fantastical ways. A mysterious nanny arrives the next morning to fill their lives with mystery and magic, and she seems to have much to teach them.
    However, as she grows closer to the family, she starts to learn from them as well.

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    Crowley didn’t like admitting that he still thought about the fall. He didn’t like admitting that, despite everything he had been told, he believed the fall was entirely due to his own incompetence and worthlessness. He didn’t like admitting that he still doubted whether he was really worthy of love- or anything at all, for that matter. Crowley didn’t like admitting a lot of things.

    But when a young child arrives at Aziraphale’s bookshop, soaked, sobbing, and disowned from his family, Crowley may need to admit more than he thought he ever would.

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    — Возможно. Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    — Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    — А ты нет? — тихо спросил Азирафель.
    — О, — Кроли моргнул. — Эм… Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эм…
    — В самом деле, — ответил Ангел.
    Благослови его Господь.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    Someone knocked on Crowley's door, interrupting his grading. He paused the essay, and called, "Come."

    One-shot

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I drew predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    Two men shouldered into the crowd, the smaller, rounder, one at the crest of the wedge, the taller, thinner one trailing in his wake

    One-shot

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    Crowley needs a change of scenery and some fresh air - so like the poorly thought-through disaster on two wobbly legs that he is, he ups and leaves the fast life in London for Bumfuck, Oxfordshire - also known as Tadfield. Things, however, turn more complicated than he had expected - because, of course, OF COURSE - and Crowley finds that the boring little village stirs him just as much as he thought he would be stirring the village.

    The last thing Aziraphale needs is a change of anything. He has everything handled just nicely in his peaceful little parish where he is the sole priest at a small Catholic church. But the latest addition to the village line-up brings an unholy host of unexpected situations with him...

    EDIT: ch 4 is up. Plot is now actually GOING somewhere and not just thickening, so come one, come all <3

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    The Christmas festivities are interrupted by the rumour about a dragon which has made its home nearby. King Arthur sends one of his knights, sir Aziraphale, to smite the creature and free the children taken to its lair. But the eyes looking at sir Aziraphale from the darkness of the cavern turn out to be familiar. And as the matter of fact, sir Aziraphale himself is not exactly who he claims to be...
    This is a story about the Knights of the Round Table, dragons, druids — and a long long road from being in love to being brave enough to love.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley do not meet on the wall. Heaven is plunged into darkness shortly after.

    Another 6000 year tale is told.

    (Or, the Monsters Inc AU I didn't know I needed.)

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    When Anathema and Newt's babysitter cancels at the last minute our Ineffable Husbands are called to fill in. How hard can taking care of three kids be for an angel and a demon?

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    The Them have a lot of questions for Aziraphale and Crowley about spirits! They answer them truthfully and perhaps say some rather telling things that they haven't exactly admitted to each other.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Spirit. :)

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