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    A few months after the Armageddont or the apocawasnt, everything had been going smoothly afterwards, Crowley and Aziraphale had become friends with Anathema, Newt, Adam and the Them. But what is going on when a supposed dead archangel returns soon after Crowley disappears? And what of heaven and hell when it reaches both sides, old wounds and deep secrets is reopened by both sides. (I Suck At Summarys)
    *Bad updating scheduel*

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    —Lo sé, ¡¡Por el amor de Dios!! Pero no podemos hacer tonterías —protesta Aziraphale, preocupado.

    —Tampoco nos extralimitemos —responde Crowley levantando las manos hacia él—. No estamos como para exigirnos más de lo que somos capaces.

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    Philemon turns his attention to Beelzebub, his mouth parting in a wide shark's smile. "Oh they're Dukes, are they?" He tuts. "I must say, I'm a bit hurt at not being so elevated in the ranks, dear chap."

    Beelzebub stiffens. "You're emissary to Earth." They nod, as if giving a commendation.

    "Ah yes, emissary to Earth. Based on the rather visceral reactions by your honor guard, I can see that's a high ranking position, indeed. Given my role in your rise to-" He arches an eyebrow and gives them a face like he's trying to conceal a dirty secret. "...Well, given our history, I did expect a bit more effort than that."

     

    A reverse AU non-religious re-imagining of Good Omens. There are still angels and demons — and there's still a God character — but all that means something slightly different here.

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    A little Fanart to Nekhens wonder full fic :)

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    Crowley sat down in the empty bus.

    Crowley expected Aziraphale to sit behind him, like always. He did not expect Aziraphale to sit next to him and he certainly did not expect Aziraphale to take his hand.

    A slight brush of fingertips first, asking an unspoken question of permission. Crowley let his fingers spread in answer and Aziraphale slipped his hand into his, entwining their fingers gently.

    -

    The apocalypse didn’t happen. They have all the time in the world now. All the time in the world.

    A little dive into what could’ve happened after they got on the bus.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Human AU, the trope when you see a certain color only AFTER you see it in your soulmates eyes.
    Aziraphale and Crowley run into each other and meet eyes and then suddenly their worlds become more colorful, but they can't figure out why.
    This was only going to be a one-shot,buuuuut multiple chapters never hurt anyone.

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    The first thing the english majors at the University of London notice about their professor is that he is a very loving man.

     

    The first thing that the theatre majors at the University of London notice about their professor is that he is a very chaotic man.

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    aka crowley and az get real bored a few years after armageddon't and get degrees to teach at college!! but hijinks ensue and their students must figure out: WHO IS PROFESSOR FELL'S HUSBAND THEYVE BEEN TRYING FOR FOUR YEARS PLEASE SIR

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    It’s a message delivered to the wrong number that brought Antonia J. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell together and, even in anonymity, a friendship inevitably made something deeper flourish amongst shared texts. Antonia started working at Medium’s Bookshop, they finally scheduled a date, and Aziraphale was thrilled to know that she’s going to meet the owner of the irresistible words, which made her fall in love so quickly. But the bookshop supervisor didn’t imagine that their new employee, who she detested even more each day, is the same woman who has been sending her those anonymous darling messages all along.

    And when she found out, the information created a new dilemma inside her mind, while her most powerful impulse became to try to win Antonia’s heart smoothly: should Aziraphale tell her?

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    After that devastating phone call, Crowley realizes that nothing has changed between them at all. Back to square one as the humans say... Pathetic, really.

    That oblivious Angel will probably never get the hint. And that hurts... Hurts even more than vaguely sauntering downwards. Hell. Who's he even kidding? Not even God's silence treatment had hurt that much!

    So, wasn't it time to let go? Simply sleeping it off like he always did wasn't an option anymore.

     

    *Basically, Crowley's done with Aziraphael's obliviousness after their last phone call and decides to leave for good this time. Going to the only place he knows the Angel would never consider looking for him; Heaven.

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    My 350 instagram follower give away! The rules are simple:
    -Follow me on my instagram (@overused.underrated)
    -Draw any portion of this scene (however big or small!)
    -Post it on your page and/or story and tag me (I will reshare it in my stories and add it to my highlight. If not, DM me!)

    *EDIT* 6/6
    The deadline to enter is June 30
    Winners will be announced July 1

    The 1st place winner will be written into one of my stories!
    The 2nd place winner will get a short (~500 word) prompt of their choice (with some exclusions)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have an impromptu stargazing night at their South Downs cottage. For the first time ever, Crowley brings up his memories from Before. Aziraphale finally puts two and two together about the stars and the plants. [Rated E for smut.]

    (Inspired by "Cherry Wine" by Hozier - all abuse directed towards the plants only!)

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    Second Part of the Lockdown series.

    Tilda’s visit comes to an end with more advice for Crowley, and he and Aziraphale talk.

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    First Part in a series.
    Crowley, alone and bored in his flat during the lockdown, gets a bit of advice on the proper care for houseplants. And realizes a thing or two. And is that really God talking to him? It might just be. So, he better listen.

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    What was that plant thinking as it was being punished for having a spot?

    Grow better, indeed.

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    Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (CC-BY 4.0)

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    crowley is having trouble keeping one of his plants alive. aziraphale helps.

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    Superpowers bring responsibility, no matter if one wants it or not.

    Fear is created from these strange abilities. And fear brings separation.

    The Hellions and The Archangels have been rival groups for many millennia. These beings have been shown to have the power of rot, telepathy, fire, shapeshifting, telekinesis, empathy, and even the ability to completely take over one’s mind with the snap of a finger.

    Conflict has existed between them since the beginning of time.

    However, a girl with a voice more powerful than a Siren’s and a boy with a tendency to turn into a serpent decide to change that.

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    “How dare you have spots!?” he demands, shaking the potted nuisance. It trembles under his grasp; as it should. It’s shamed him in the worst of manners.

    “I should drop you from the terrace.” He muses, delighting in the way it shivers at his words. He’s probably doing the wretched thing a favour anyway. If it can’t motivate itself into good health, it will just sit among the other healthy plants and suffer; feel shame at it’s rickety appearance and want to die.

    “Or the shredder if you prefer.” He says, making sure it’s loud enough for all the plants to get the memo.

    “You things have one job.” He chastises. “And you disappoint me every single time.”

    Of course, they don’t reply; just sit there, their leaves shaking terribly.

    Glancing down at the monstrosity in his hands, he’s suddenly enraged.

    “Grow better!” He shouts, as he tosses it over his shoulder without even a backward glance. The others would stare at its corpse until he feels like cleaning it up and they won’t forget their place and purpose.

    “Goodness gracious!”

    Crowley whorls in an instant, wincing as he noticed the figure under the dirt and pebbles.

    “Aziraphale!”

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    Crowley had to lean in and almost shout at Aziraphale, who was standing near the side of the lake looking around at the scene with a very strange expression on his face.

    ‘What the fuck is going on, Angel?’

    ‘Oh dear,’ said Aziraphale, looking rather pained and guilty.

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    Over 6,000 years worth of pushing each other away, Aziraphale and Crowley are now faced with nothing but the raw feelings they harbored for each other for so long. They must each overcome their own self consciousness, self loathing, and strong habit of repressing emotions after millennia of having lived this way.

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