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    Eros the melter of limbs (now again) stirs me
    Sweetbitter unmanageable creature who steals in (Sappho, Fragment 40)

    "In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled.”

    Aziraphale - an ex-Principality who really just wanted to be left alone and offered Eve the same opportunity, - and Raphael - an Archangel so pained by Eve's pain that she went against God's planned punishment - meet in the Garden of Eden in 4004 BC.

    As the years grow, and as the pair discover and rejoice in history, Aziraphale and Crowley discover that despite what their respective sides may say, they have more in common with each other than they ever did with their coworkers: Their love of human nature keeps them coming back together again and again.

    But here's the thing: they're on a countdown. Always was. So when Aziraphale is tasked with delivering the Anti-Christ, what can the pair do to stop the Apocalypse from happening? And if they can, could they possibly be together in the aftermath?

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    Crowley crept closer to hiss, “He’ss not the Antichrissst, you know. No matter what the Pope sssayss. I mean, ssssomeone would have told me. Probably.”

     

    Aziraphale and Crowley meet up at the court of Emperor Frederick II of Sicily, the so-called "Wonder of the World." Crowley thinks that this human is more than an ordinary assignment.

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    The City Falls around him;
    Pepys writes; Aziraphale guards
    and grieves and musters
    the humans again.

    Aziraphale and Crowley watch London burn in the Great Fire.

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    In which our favourite beings show the point of it all: that the good and the bad must go together.

    [Prompt #14 of my GOvember Writing Challenge. This one is a poem.]

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    Frustrated with a bout of insomnia, Crowley decides to go outside to look at the stars. But gazing up at stars that he built only reminds him of Her rejection. And still, after all these thousands of years, he can’t stop asking questions.

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    There was a buzz of excitement in the air, but Crowley could not work out why; despite how he liked to believe that he was always abreast with what the humans were up to, he still found that every so often, he was a few steps behind. He supposed that this was one of the inevitabilities of being… not human. He gave the cabbie a lazy wave and gestured at the traffic.

    “What’s all this, then?”

    The cabbie gave Crowley an unimpressed look. “Pull the other one, mate, don’t have time for any more wind-up merchants.” And he blasted on the horn again, stretching awkwardly to reach it whilst still standing outside of the car; his shout was directed to the upper floors of the flat: “Oi, ladies, get a move on! Let’s not wait for the bleedin’ grass to grow!”

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    “Do you think life will ever go back to normal?” wondered Aziraphale, eyes following a mother pushing a stroller, her face mask and outfit colour-coordinated.

    He and Crowley, too, wore masks that went with their attire-- even if Crowley’s was a simple black.

    Slouched beside him, arm stretched along the back of the bench, Crowley followed Aziraphale’s gaze without any reaction.

    “Sure. A new normal, but normal all the same.” His eyes slid to a pair feeding the ducks. “Wouldn’t be the first time. Won’t be the last. Plucky, these humans. Stubborn buggers, the lot of them.”

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    When her boyfriend disappears without a trace, Abigail turns to the only person she can think of who might be able to help.
    Said person happens to be a bookshop owner in Soho, who did not foresee this string of events, connecting past and present.

    Our favourite angel and demon try their best to retrieve a young man displaced in time and space.

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    He drank some more wine. Pathetic, that‘s what he was. His teeth felt as if they were coated in ashes and blood, and no amount of sour grape juice could wash that down.

    The soldiers had long taken down the bodies, but the three crosses were still standing, black silhouettes that stole the stars away and cut a deeper kind of darkness into the sky.

    “Oh. You’re still here.”

    Crowley almost fell off his rock when he recognised the voice that had emerged from behind him. Soft as a cloud. Light as rain.

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    A demon and an angel share some half-decent wine at the foot of the now empty cross.
    Crowley thought he understood God's rules by now: black sheep out, golden children in. That's why he was cast out of Her Grace, why he wasn't deemed worthy of Her love. But when God's favourite child, Jesus, dies by means of a horrible torture device, all the rules go out of the window, and nothing makes sense anymore.
    Yet, in the chaos of mourning, there's still one thing that shines like a diamond. Just one last lesson a demon can learn.

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    Vaguely inspired by the Italian song: "Il Testamento di Tito"/"Titus' Testament", by Fabrizio De André.

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    On top of the wall is an angel.
    With a flaming sword.
    Ngk.
    The smart, self-preserving thing to do would presumably be to turn and flee. Since Crawly is apparently neither smart nor self-preserving, he stays in place and stares at the wall, at the flaming sword, and most of all at the fluffy-haloed angel standing silhouetted against the full moon.

    (Fluff dialogue prompt fill #6.)

    ***Now with art by fractalgeometry!***

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