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    Crowley has a mysterious job and less-than-mysterious coffee addiction that was predicated on giving his psychiatrist the proverbial finger. When his usual cafe Queue to Hell inexplicably disappears, he finds himself crossing to the other side (of the street), where he finds Bean to Heaven is staffed by an actual-but-not-quite-literal angel.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale both have a lot of emotional baggage to overcome, so they've decided to pack it all into the Bentley and head out of London.

    After all they've been through, haven't they earned a holiday?

    Follows on from Palimpsest.

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    The two knew that they had to stop this at once. Six thousand bloody years of dancing around each other as if they weren’t painfully in love had to come to a stop. Crowley had figured it out a while ago but did nothing to get rid of the painful feeling in his chest. Aziraphale, on the other hand, had discovered their dangerous dance and quickly decided that he wanted to do something about it.

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    Lily has had enough of her boys being so tense in London, and hopes it will slow down heaven if they try to come for her. Thankfully theres this quaint little cottage in south downs for her and her boys to relax.
    It's here that they can finally revel in their love without the memories of the apoca-didn't happen tainting their time together.

    Unfortunately Heaven didn't get the memo.
    Just some fluff with a little plot for you here, I figured these guys deserved some happiness.

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    A peek through the ages at our favorite Good Bois as they orbit one another, each pining and thinking it's unrequited, until, after the Apoca-not, Zira finally cracks.

    "Crowley," he says, barely at all, but it makes the other man freeze all the same. He's sitting on the counter now, only a foot away, maybe. Long legs dangle down toward the floor, kicking gently now and then. Covered yellow eyes snap over to him, searching. Crowley's fingers unfurl and he holds his hand out. Aziraphale takes it and stands, stepping closer.

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    “I don't like it.” Aziraphale muttered softly.

    “Wot?”

    “I don’t like it!” Aziraphale said a little louder, cheeks dusted with an embarrassed light pink tint. “My bookshop has much more history and style to it. This is just…gentrification at it’s finest.”

    [Or: Aziraphale finds out who Crowley was in an unconventional way.]

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    Had Aziraphale, for a second, had any brain power to spare, he’d have been entirely furious with himself. Though one doesn’t have much brain power to spare when all of it is being used to wallow in despair, this is a thought worth sharing.

    ALSO KNOWN AS

    Aziraphale meets an unfortunate accident in which he is rendered blind, but he is terrified of Crowley seeing the result, and hides from him instead.

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    Some things, however, should be said in the light.

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    another fic featuring our favorite demonic ball of anxiety and queer pining and bastard angel who Knows

    inspired by this tumblr post by forineffablereasons:

    bedsharing with crowley and aziraphale is such a hilarious concept like the tension is so much more fraught and desperate because a) they don’t need to sleep and b) they could just. miracle a second bed. and despite these things they are just crawling in next to each other lying six inches apart wondering if the other would notice if they touched them with a pinky finger and trying to pretend like they’re asleep. he knows you’re not asleep!! you don’t need to sleep!! he doesn’t need to sleep!! they both Know that they’re just laying there breathing unnecessarily next to one another and yet they still are not only choosing to do it, but wondering if this could mean the same thing for the other as it does for him, and presumably this moment could have been happening on various occasions for six thousand years. incredible. they really deserve each other

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    Years have passed after the not-pocalypse, and our favorite couple has decided it's time to follow human traditions and get married. Crowley reminisces and buys a ring, and Aziraphale is hiding something. These two idiots are very much in love and tend to do everything together, whether they intend to or not.

    Mild content warning for cussing and a horrible dream in which both die (bc Angst)

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    Some things, however, should be said in the light.

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    Aziraphale knows Crowley better than anyone else, but he's still learning new things about him. Even after all these years.

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    "They swayed almost on time. Neither were very good dancers, but it didn’t matter when they were alone. When they were alone, they could tread on each others’ toes and bump into one another and there wouldn’t be any fuss about it. Being as close as possible--hands clasped, hands wandering off the waist or shoulder to feel a soft curve or bony arm, hips pressed together--was the only step they cared about. When they danced, Crowley could swear that She had made the universe for just the two of them and that She had made them for each other."
    ___
    Crowley learns to love Oscar Wilde for his angel.

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    Tattoos are like stories you write on your skin, and they'll say things for you if you'll let them. Or perhaps prompt other people to say things.

    Or, Crowley is just drunk enough to get bold and let his guard down, and it leads to something he never thought he'd be allowed to have.

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    "Aziraphale sighed in relief. It wasn’t often that Crowley got worked up, but when he did it was an accomplishment in itself to find out what he was stressed out about, let alone actually talking him down from losing his mind."

    [Or: Crowley gets overwhelmed and Aziraphale has to tell him it's okay to be vulnerable.]

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    What would happen if everyone was a good guy and Crowley was a blushing bride?

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    Crowley doesn’t want Gabriel at his wedding, Aziraphale does. Gabriel is a protective big brother but he’s also a soft boy.

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    "Relax, angel, it's not much worse. It's just our bodies. It's not like we enfolded or anything."
    ~ Crowley, in 500 AD, after having physical sex with Aziraphale for the first time, blissfully unaware that he has just foreshadowed himself into a corner

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    Crowley procrastinates on his feelings by taking a 5-year nightmare nap after the End Of The World. Aziraphale comes in like, "dude wake the fuck up, also, do you wanna metaphysically bang maybe? no pressure." and then Crowley loses his goddamn mind, because he is a delicately-stacked bundle of neuroses in black skinny jeans.

    Also they have breakfast and check in on Tadfield.

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