1 - 20 of 24 Works in Crowley Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    He can tell by the thin, stretched silence between them what Crowley is thinking. He assumes it is an approximation of, so we’re just going to ignore what I said then?
    Aziraphale stares down into the deep liquid of his eyes and brushes the back of his knuckles against a damp cheek.
    Yes. Yes, we are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    582
  2. Tags
    Summary

    In 1347, a ship arrives bearing books and news from the east. Aziraphale, a Cistercian monk of Tintern Abbey, travels to collect his books. There he meets a lazy-hipped, red-haired sailor and has the strangest feeling that he knows Crowley, that they have met once. He just cannot remember at all.

    Or, all love stories are ghost stories. And to tell a ghost story, something must have happened before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,259
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    866
  3. Tags
    Summary

    "Ask me again," Aziraphale says, standing at a train station, his hat half-crumpled in nervous hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    572
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    4210
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley’s hands shook as he shoved them into his pockets.

    It was ridiculous. The whole blessed situation was ridiculous. He was ridiculous.

    They’d discussed this, for someone’s sake. This wasn’t even—there was no surprise here, no shock, no question about how this should, for all intents and purposes, turn out.

    And it wasn’t as if anything would change. They’d been—it’d been ten fucking years since Armageddon’t, and they’d been, for a lack of a better word, together ever since their trials, and now that Crowley was thinking about it, quite possibly even longer before that.

    All he was doing was making it official. He was simply taking that final step, no longer stalling the inevitable. This was—

    It was fine.

    He was going to propose to Aziraphale, and Aziraphale was (hopefully—and bugger fucking all was Crowley hoping) going to say yes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    732
  5. Tags
    Summary

    "Please don't think about it," Aziraphale had said, his eyes wide and strange, water-damp, "Just - keep your head down. We'll just pretend there's nothing. Nothing different, nothing changed."

    Keep your head down (if you wanna keep your head). We don't know anything. We're innocent.

    Swear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    420
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    4893
  6. Tags
    Summary

    The apocalypse keeps going awry, well, even more than expected. So Crowley unspools time, and again, and again, until they get it right.

    And he does get it right, falls right into the arms of his angel, but this whole 'rest of their lives' thing is terrifying. Crowley tries, and fails, to be okay, and is more obvious than he thinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,567
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1069
  7. Tags
    Summary

    It was some time after the Armageddon't. Everything would have went back to normal if it wasn't that Aziraphale had convinced Crowley to enjoy himself a little more. So suddenly he was doing all the things he took for granted in his life. The first few days were spent exclusively with the angel but Aziraphale eventually told him that this wasn't what he meant by "enjoy himself".

    What he meant, of course, was up to interpretation. But what he thought was the demon ought to indulge himself in human pleasures- things that might not have been. So Crowley, deciding to one up this, went out repetitively to get shitfaced in whatever bar he could find. Sometimes he even changed his appearance to sneak into college parties, just for the thrill.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley has a mysterious job and less-than-mysterious coffee addiction that was predicated on giving his psychiatrist the proverbial finger. When his usual cafe Queue to Hell inexplicably disappears, he finds himself crossing to the other side (of the street), where he finds Bean to Heaven is staffed by an actual-but-not-quite-literal angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,871
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    691
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley and Aziraphale both have a lot of emotional baggage to overcome, so they've decided to pack it all into the Bentley and head out of London.

    After all they've been through, haven't they earned a holiday?

    Follows on from Palimpsest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,525
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    846
  10. Tags
    Summary

    The two knew that they had to stop this at once. Six thousand bloody years of dancing around each other as if they weren’t painfully in love had to come to a stop. Crowley had figured it out a while ago but did nothing to get rid of the painful feeling in his chest. Aziraphale, on the other hand, had discovered their dangerous dance and quickly decided that he wanted to do something about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    611
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Lily has had enough of her boys being so tense in London, and hopes it will slow down heaven if they try to come for her. Thankfully theres this quaint little cottage in south downs for her and her boys to relax.
    It's here that they can finally revel in their love without the memories of the apoca-didn't happen tainting their time together.

    Unfortunately Heaven didn't get the memo.
    Just some fluff with a little plot for you here, I figured these guys deserved some happiness.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,350
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    289
  12. Tags
    Summary

    A peek through the ages at our favorite Good Bois as they orbit one another, each pining and thinking it's unrequited, until, after the Apoca-not, Zira finally cracks.

    "Crowley," he says, barely at all, but it makes the other man freeze all the same. He's sitting on the counter now, only a foot away, maybe. Long legs dangle down toward the floor, kicking gently now and then. Covered yellow eyes snap over to him, searching. Crowley's fingers unfurl and he holds his hand out. Aziraphale takes it and stands, stepping closer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,929
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    611
  13. Tags
    Summary

    “I don't like it.” Aziraphale muttered softly.

    “Wot?”

    “I don’t like it!” Aziraphale said a little louder, cheeks dusted with an embarrassed light pink tint. “My bookshop has much more history and style to it. This is just…gentrification at it’s finest.”

    [Or: Aziraphale finds out who Crowley was in an unconventional way.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2910
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Had Aziraphale, for a second, had any brain power to spare, he’d have been entirely furious with himself. Though one doesn’t have much brain power to spare when all of it is being used to wallow in despair, this is a thought worth sharing.

    ALSO KNOWN AS

    Aziraphale meets an unfortunate accident in which he is rendered blind, but he is terrified of Crowley seeing the result, and hides from him instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,811
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    584
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    5073
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Some things, however, should be said in the light.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    900
  16. Tags
    Summary

    another fic featuring our favorite demonic ball of anxiety and queer pining and bastard angel who Knows

    inspired by this tumblr post by forineffablereasons:

    bedsharing with crowley and aziraphale is such a hilarious concept like the tension is so much more fraught and desperate because a) they don’t need to sleep and b) they could just. miracle a second bed. and despite these things they are just crawling in next to each other lying six inches apart wondering if the other would notice if they touched them with a pinky finger and trying to pretend like they’re asleep. he knows you’re not asleep!! you don’t need to sleep!! he doesn’t need to sleep!! they both Know that they’re just laying there breathing unnecessarily next to one another and yet they still are not only choosing to do it, but wondering if this could mean the same thing for the other as it does for him, and presumably this moment could have been happening on various occasions for six thousand years. incredible. they really deserve each other

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    503
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Years have passed after the not-pocalypse, and our favorite couple has decided it's time to follow human traditions and get married. Crowley reminisces and buys a ring, and Aziraphale is hiding something. These two idiots are very much in love and tend to do everything together, whether they intend to or not.

    Mild content warning for cussing and a horrible dream in which both die (bc Angst)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    669
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Some things, however, should be said in the light.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    875
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    8239
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale knows Crowley better than anyone else, but he's still learning new things about him. Even after all these years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    999
  20. Tags
    Summary

    "They swayed almost on time. Neither were very good dancers, but it didn’t matter when they were alone. When they were alone, they could tread on each others’ toes and bump into one another and there wouldn’t be any fuss about it. Being as close as possible--hands clasped, hands wandering off the waist or shoulder to feel a soft curve or bony arm, hips pressed together--was the only step they cared about. When they danced, Crowley could swear that She had made the universe for just the two of them and that She had made them for each other."
    ___
    Crowley learns to love Oscar Wilde for his angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    848

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation