1 - 20 of 133 Works in Crowley Has Self-Esteem Issues (Good Omens)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley has a bad habit he can't shake, and is content to hide it from his husband. Aziraphale, however, discovers this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    331
  2. Tags
    Summary

    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,820
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    877
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,570
    Chapters:
    13/20
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    988
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley has worked the same soulless job for two decades, and he hasn't had anyone to talk to since his pet snake died a couple years ago. When Industrial Holdings (Holdings) PLC sends him to their annual conference in the US, he expects a week of mind-numbing boredom bookended by two torturous half-days spent in airplanes.

    But as fate would have it, an embarrassing mishap leads him to meet an unrelentingly positive flight attendant who smiles at him like he's a real human being, and makes him think that maybe, if he plays this right, he won’t have to die alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,316
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    698
  5. Tags
    Summary

    1835. Hace varias décadas que Crowley y Azirafel se confesaron sus sentimientos y desde entonces mantienen una relación romántica a espaldas de sus respectivos bandos. Pero Satán acaba de averiguar la verdad y ha ideado el castigo ideal para Crowley: eliminar todos los recuerdos que demuestran que Azirafel corresponde a su amor. ¿Serán capaces de vencer juntos el poderoso influjo del Diablo?

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    25,404
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    74
  6. Tags
    Summary

    "There's a kind of hush
    All over the world tonight
    All over the world
    You can hear the sounds of lovers in love" — 1967

    (Or, the one where Crowley is developing a tartan kink he never asked for.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,962
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    401
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley remembers how painful it felt to be unloved. To only feel pure disgust towards him.
    He remembers this very clearly one night when Aziraphale starts to act distant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    572
  8. Tags
    Summary

    "And that was the magic of it all: Aziraphale was at such a level in his mastery that he could tidy up all that apparent chaos. He made it seem so easy, so effortless, even though Crowley knew that, behind that polished façade, there were years of study, practice and daily sacrifices.

    In the days when they both attended the music school, Crowley used to sit outside the rehearsal classroom to listen to Albert as he practiced playing the piano almost every afternoon. Sometimes Crowley would even ditch other classes to do that."
    -----
    A Good Omens Musicians AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,950
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2576
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Since the world didn't end Aziraphale has been hoping for things to move to the next level with Crowley. But every time he tries to get close, the demon seems to shy away. Aziraphale begins to think that maybe Crowley just isn't attracted to him that way. He decides, against his friend Anathema's advice, to try witchcraft as a way of making himself more confident, attractive, and desirable. It, of course, goes wrong, because the angel misses the footnote that warns him not to mix magic and alcohol.

    (Now with Google Drive link in addition to YouTube address)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    635
  10. Tags
    Summary

    To stay alive, Aziraphale and Crowley have to become what Heaven and Hell think they are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,077
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    671
  11. Tags
    Summary

    It's becoming more difficult for Crowley to conceal his monstrous true form and he'll do anything to keep it from Aziraphale. He does well at hiding it until one afternoon when he's unable to stop himself.

    (Gift for chaos_ineffable )

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1103
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley has been showering Aziraphale with gifts since time forgotten. It's familiar, it's how he shows what he can’t say and it's been this way for so long it feels natural to him. But what happens when after a certain botched apocalypse, a certain angel decides to flip the tables on one unsuspecting demon?

    Or; Aziraphale elects to begin courting his demon properly and Crowley has no idea how to handle any of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,857
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1390
  13. Tags
    Summary

    1967 — Crowley didn’t fall in love in Eden: lest he be cast aside a second time, he walked willingly at love’s side, each footfall measured and cautious... until the day love shook him with careless hands.

    (Or, the one where Crowley has a sad wank in the bookshop back alley in the 60s.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    630
  14. Tags
    Summary

    “Crowley starts making excuses as soon as they’re sitting down for the oysters. Reasons for needing Aziraphale to stay close, for finding things they could do after they’ve eaten.”

    Or, two supernatural beings trying to find the words to start turning this thing between them into a friendship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    261
  15. Tags
    Summary

    He was funny, he was fussy, he was kind, he was derisive, he was generous, he was hoggish and Crowley was completely and utterly fucked. Sadly only metaphorically.

    This is the story of Crowley, a coffee shop employee and Aziraphale, a delivery driver, of them falling in love and being in a relationship. This is all soft fluff with a hearty helping of loving smut, so if thats your cup of hot drink, come on in!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1591
  16. Tags
    Summary

    “Everything’s changing now, isn’t it?”

    “Well, not everything.” Aziraphale had smiled, bringing a thumb up to run over Crowley’s bottom lip. “Some things, certainly. Finally. Thank goodness.” He’d tilted his head to bring their lips together again, and, when Crowley’d gasped, took the opportunity to slip a curious tongue between his lips.

    Crowley had grinned against Aziraphale’s mouth before sliding his tongue over the angel’s, savoring the taste of him.
     
    Yes, things had been going quite well.

    And then Crowley had started panicking.

     

    (Or, "What if Crowley isn't as ready as he thought he'd be once he's finally free to love and be loved by his angel? What if Aziraphale got a taste of what 'you go too fast for me' felt like?")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,867
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6376
  17. Tags
    Summary

    “I think you’re going to punish me,” Crowley repeated, fingers digging into his knees so hard Aziraphale heard the knuckles crack. He looked like he might bolt if Aziraphale made a sudden move, so the angel withdrew a bit and spread his arms along the back of the couch to appear less threatening. There was no need to physically intimidate Crowley. That was not what Aziraphale offered him. It wasn’t what Crowley needed.

    “I am going to punish you,” Aziraphale replied, carefully watching Crowley’s face for signs of increasing distress. “I explicitly told you that if you arrived even a minute past midnight, you would be punished. It is now-“ he glanced at his watch- “twelve-fifteen, and I know that basic maths are hardly a challenge for a brilliant schemer like yourself. So you know you’re going to be punished. That is an absolute certainty. And if there is no uncertainty, there is no need to be nervous.”

    ****

    Crowley has certain needs, and Aziraphale is happy to meet them. That's really all there is to it. Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1224
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    175
  19. Tags
    Summary

    All demons have rules: reap souls for hell, spread doubt wherever you tread, no food in the Bentley-

    “Absolutely not,” Crowley says, glowering at the ice cream cones Aziraphale holds.
    “But,” Aziraphale’s face falls, “they’re going to melt.”

     

    It stands to reason that a demon who has spent most of his existence on earth with humans will have slightly different rules than the rest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    613
  20. Tags
    Summary

    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

    ————————

    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196,866
    Chapters:
    80/80
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3061

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation