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    "What's wrong with drugging you into a horny mess that can't think straight and then shagging you?!" Crowley almost yelled. "Everything's wrong with that, Aziraphale!"
    But Crowley is not very good in saying no to Aziraphale.

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    They still meet, whatever the universe.

    Or, a florist, a bookseller, and a chance meeting in the rain.

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    Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.

    That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.

     

    Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…

    [Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]

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    Crowley is an up an coming fashion designer, after a lunch meeting gone wrong he winds up in the hospital facing some bad news.

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    Crowley needs a change of scenery and some fresh air - so like the poorly thought-through disaster on two wobbly legs that he is, he ups and leaves the fast life in London for Bumfuck, Oxfordshire - also known as Tadfield. Things, however, turn more complicated than he had expected - because, of course, OF COURSE - and Crowley finds that the boring little village stirs him just as much as he thought he would be stirring the village.

    The last thing Aziraphale needs is a change of anything. He has everything handled just nicely in his peaceful little parish where he is the sole priest at a small Catholic church. But the latest addition to the village line-up brings an unholy host of unexpected situations with him...

    EDIT: ch 4 is up. Plot is now actually GOING somewhere and not just thickening, so come one, come all <3

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    Crowley returns to his flat after traveling to America for a temptation, only to encounter an uninvited guest. Aziraphale flings himself headfirst into dealing with the problem, who in turn ropes a certain Time Lord into helping out.

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    The Apocalypse To-Never-Be came and went and the forces of Heaven and Hell are not pleased. Crowley and Aziraphale barely make it away from the military based before they are captured by the each other's respective head offices and taken to each other's respective plains of existence. While Hell's obvious course of action is to make the more-or-less holier than thou angel fall, there's a lot more nuanced planning going into the halfway ethereal demon's punishment in heaven. Especially if said demon has quite a...delicate past in his place of imprisonment. Separated from each other by an ineffable distance and trapped with not so much as hope of every being released. Aziraphale and Crowley must come to terms with their fate, pasts and, the quite possible possibility of never seeing eachother again.

    That is, unless someone from Crowley's past can manage the impossible.

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale are separated. Where Crowley must finally face his demons (without his beloved angel by his side) to have any hope of survival and, Aziraphale must face the ever present question; "are angels and demons really that different?"

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    The maybe one millionth fanfic ever created where Aziraphale and Crowley move to the South Downs after Armageddon't. Here's my humble take on the subject. It's an ongoing project that is going to span several chapters.
    NSFW warning for chapter 8. Some angst throughout.

    English is not my native language, so forgive any grammatical errors. Also, this is my first proper fanfic of my adult life. I have written some when I was a teen but been out of practice since. But Good Omens has proven to be quite the muse and I found my fingers racing over the keyboard for the first time in ages again. For that, I am thankful.
    Any comments brighten up my year anytime!

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    Crowley wakes up disoriented, hungover, and with a mysteriously sore throat. Not wanting to worry Aziraphale he decides to take care of it on his own. That's just the way it has always been and he doesn't think one messed up apocalypse is going to change that.
    Aziraphale, is worried, he's never seen the demon get sick, he didn't know occult beings could get sick but he wants to be there for his oldest friend. They're on their own side now and he wants to show the demon the care he knows he deserves.

    This is my first fic and its chocked full of love, fluff, some light angst (I'm a sucker for nightmares), care, and maybe a confession or two

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    "And that was the magic of it all: Aziraphale was at such a level in his mastery that he could tidy up all that apparent chaos. He made it seem so easy, so effortless, even though Crowley knew that, behind that polished façade, there were years of study, practice and daily sacrifices.

    In the days when they both attended the music school, Crowley used to sit outside the rehearsal classroom to listen to Albert as he practiced playing the piano almost every afternoon. Sometimes Crowley would even ditch other classes to do that."
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    A Good Omens Musicians AU.

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    'It is, Crowley decides, an ugly sweater. But it's finished, which puts it considerably ahead of his first two attempts and everything looks more or less right, which beats the other three. Besides, it's Christmas Eve tomorrow and he's running out of time.

    But Aziraphale likes old things, steady things that he's had for years and this is so new it didn't exist except as an idea in Crowley's head until a few days ago. Perhaps he's going too fast again.'

    Or, Crowley tries to show his feelings through a different kind of love language.

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    'Stay here, dear. I didn't mean for either of us to go out in this.'

    'Oh. Ok.' Crowley's voice does something that definitely isn't cracking. 'Yes, I'd like that. If you don't mind.'

    A heavy snowstorm, a day in the bookshop together, and conversations that have waited far too long. Also bickering over Scrabble.

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    'I used to sing when I made things. My stars. I'd sing to Her while I made them.'

    Aziraphale wonders why he never hears Crowley sing. Scars can be as much about what they take away as what they leave behind.

    For the 'caroling' prompt from On Our Own Side Zine's Make the Yuletide Gay advent.

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    Crowley made a nest for Aziraphale. Several, in fact, before he tore them back down. Only, one of them had somehow managed to have some remnants survive. That would be fine, except...
    Except that Aziraphale wants to see it, as he's been promised, and Crowley is scared of what his beloved angel will think of it once he sees it. Will think of him.
    What's a demon to do but try and think of ways of avoiding it without actually breaking his promise?

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    A letter from Crowley to his angel that he never sent.

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    The storm is coming. Crowley cannot stop it, no more than he can stop the tide. Wearing the rocks down to nothingness.

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    A nasty run in with Hastur has Crowley unconscious in an alley during a nasty snowstorm. Aziraphale hears his call and brings him back to the bookshop to help warm him up and the two have a long needed conversation.
    (Gift for WhiteleyFoster)

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    Collection of one shots for the Ineffable Kinktober Prompts.

    1. Licking / biting - They've discovered a few things in the past few minutes. Most of all, that Crowley likes using his mouth.
    2. Capture / Rescue - 'Call this a rescue?' Crowley comforts his angel after rescuing him, again.
    3. Distracted. 'Angel, can you talk to me?'
    4. In water. 'You won't stand on a weaver fish, angel. The idea is you float on your back and I suck you off.'
    5. Sleepy. 'Ssshh, go back to sleep, dear. I was just making some tea..' A soft, gentle morning after their first night together.
    6. Phone sex. 'Are you in bed yet? I'd sit there reading and have you sat up alongside me, wrap my arm round you.' Aziraphale takes care of Crowley.
    7. Wings. 'You can touch my wings if you want.' Aziraphale grooms his lover's wings.
    8. Masturbation. 'There's something I wanted to do with you tonight.' Crowley struggles with asking for what he wants; Aziraphale helps him with it.

    9. Food. 'Can't wait to get you home.' Crowley suffers through a long dinner at the Ritz before he can get his angel home.

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    “I’ve told the plants what I think about sssspotss!” Crowley hisses, savage. “It had one job to do, and it messssed it up. It has to be punished. It should have done better. It’s a disssappointment and a failure and a worthlesss—”
    He breaks off, seeing Aziraphale staring at him, too-perceptive eyes wide and comprehending and horror-stricken.
    “No. No. Never worthless,” the angel breathes.

    ~ ~ ~

    Aziraphale walks in on Crowley and his houseplants.

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    A slip of Crowley's tongue prompts a discussion in which some things are said, and some other things are almost said.

    Ineffable Flufftober, Day 21a. Prompt: "I Don't Understand."

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