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    "You know me better even than I know myself sometimes. You pay attention to what I want, what I need. And if it’s possible, you give it to me. Just because it’ll make me happy. There’s a level of knowledge and intimacy, of service there, Crowley, that not only makes me profoundly grateful to have someone as thoughtful as you in my life, but, and to be quite frank, I yearn for it. I want, Crowley, and it burns in me. I want you to indulge me. I want you to dote on me. I want to heap my praises on you because you deserve it for being so clever and loving.

    I want to keep you safe. I want you to feel like you haven’t misplaced your trust in me. I want to take care of you, as much as you take care of me."

    A fairly soft exploration of kink and D/s.

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    Aziraphale's got a filthy mouth. He likes using it to make Crowley finish too soon. 5 times it worked + 1 bonus.

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    “The rules are: apart from kissing, you don’t touch me, I don’t touch you. For the next two days.”

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    “Crawly!” Aziraphale turned in surprise. He thought he had felt a tap on the other side of his shoulder…

    “So what’s this about then, eh?” Crawly asked, looking around.

    Aziraphale didn’t even notice his robes, the rope around his thin waist cinch it, like how most of the women wore their robes. His long red hair blew in the wind as he squinted up at the boat.

    “The Great Plan.” Aziraphale replied timidly. He didn’t really want to drown all the people, they were only just beginning! And they had been doing so well...

    “So what? She’s gonna drown all the people ‘cept for some smelly animals?” Crawly asked.

    “Not all of them… just the locals,” Aziraphale said. “She isn’t really mad at Africa. Or China. Or - or, well, or Australia..”

    Crawly scoffed, “Least not yet.”

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    15/?
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    Summary will keep changing as story continues but basically:
    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    The ineffable kinks are back at it with ropes this time. Aziraphale is intent on making Crowley forget every name he’s ever had by way of overstimulation.

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    Here, in the temple of their bedroom, Aziraphale worships his prophet. Each desperate kiss spills devotion onto the floor, baptizes the walls with their love. Crowley is moaning, crying, repenting his sins with each holy move the angel makes between trembling thighs.

    (Some super sappy, poetry-esque morning love making between husbands... I know its super cheesy but porn laced with love is my vice, what can I say!)

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    “So we’re supposed to. Uh,” Crowley begins, and then stops. 

    Aziraphale doesn’t blame him. The first time he’d read the prophecy it’d seemed vague and unhelpful, but then they’d worked out that the “fire” referenced was probably Hellfire, that Heaven and Hell were coming for them, and that the only way out was to. Well.

    “Seems that way,” Aziraphale says, with far more evenness than he feels. His face is the colour of just having been told by a 17th century witch to mix essences with the demon one adores. That is to say, it’s very, very red.

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    Being out from under Hell's thumb is fantastic, and being with Aziraphale is amazing, but sometimes Crowley misses the sexual depravity associated with certain temptations. Fortunately, Aziraphale has some ideas...

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    Crowley’s sex drive is insatiable but out of courtesy to Aziraphale, she always waits until she leaves their cottage in the woods to do anything about it. The angel catches on and does something about it ;)

    Cue lingerie and a strap on

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    You guys! I swore I wasn’t going to work on anything else until I at least finished page 2 of my gavotting shit on my main, but then Michael Sheen had to go and be Michael Sheen and this happened. So here’s Crowley taking the reigns and Aziraphale chained up, with context. 😁

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    Aziraphale and Crowley finally go on a date and wind back up at Crowley's apartment. When far too many secrets are shared in one night, and a sub/dom contract is created, Aziraphale and Crowley can't see the mess they just got themselves into.

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    Crowley calls Aziraphale, and the call escalates pretty quickly.

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    Crowley switches places with Lady Godiva before her wedding to the Earl of Mercia, only to find out that the Earl is a familiar angel. Tensions rise, ending with the famous naked ride through the town of Coventry.

    This work was inspired by the lyrics in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."

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    While he’s certainly been alive long enough to know that so many of the stereotypes about the differences between men and women, penises and vaginas, are little more than human conjecture, it feels like occasionally they stumble into something close to the truth. Crowley can be rather tetchy sometimes, moody and unpredictable, and there’s certain schools of medicine that provide a decent explanation as to why, considering the biology he’s chosen to adapt.

    Or: in which Crowley occasionally displays symptoms of female hysteria, and Aziraphale, being the good friend that he is, lends a helping hand.

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    2/?
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    It’s the year 866. The Vikings have made several successful attempts to invade Britain’s shores, and now they want to colonise it for good. All Crowley really wants to do is sleep his way through the entire mess.

    He discovers, however, that his best friend and colleague Aziraphale has since Fallen and is now known as Az’gon the Wretched. Posing as a seeress, Crowley is sent to deter him from causing more trouble than what Hell can handle.

    However, trouble comes in various forms.

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    4/?
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    Aziraphale loses a bet, the stakes were allowing his legs to be waxed.

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    10
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    For the number prompt and request of ineffable husbands. 61. "I fucking love you."

    In which two ethereal married beings spend their days loving on each other and each other's indulgences. Aziraphale's being the ever so innocent act of dominating Crowley in the bedroom.

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    1/1
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    5
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    On moving into the cottage, it had taken very little time at all to realise — via a joint effort, and a very enjoyable one at that — that the desk in Aziraphale’s study couldn’t possibly be a more perfect height for Crowley to be bent over and ravished. Serendipitous, Aziraphale had called it on first making the discovery, though the alignment is so flawless Crowley has his suspicions a minor miracle may have been involved.

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