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    "Aziraphale was recalling something tender, something clandestine - the day he looked upon the demon Crowley and saw someone truly unique - someone who answered as much as he questioned; someone who could spin God’s ineffability into a practice, into reality - into flesh."

    This is a short fic (M rating) I wrote to accompany an (Explicit) illustration I created.

    Thanks!!

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    It’s time for a new start. And just how many of those has Crowley had since she found herself pregnant at seventeen?

    This time it will be different though. This time she has a job, and a house and she doesn’t need another boyfriend. Especially not one who lives right next door.

    Aziraphale Angel’s new start is proving tougher than he ever imagined. Eighteen months out of the Catholic Church and he’s still finding it hard to let go of certain beliefs about himself.

    And his new neighbour is determined to test every one of them.

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    After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.

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    Sometimes Crowley gets bored and on this particular Friday she feels extra mischievous, craving attention from an angel who won’t give it to her. So what’s a lady to do when this happens other than go out and tempt as many humans as possible. Once Aziraphale finishes her work she notices her demon is missing and vaguely remembers her saying she was going out. So now Aziraphale must find her wife before things get too out of hand.

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    Aziraphale was entirely occupied by one of his books, nothing else mattered, especially from the outside. The weather didn't affect him anyway, one of the advantages of being an angel. There were problems with proper clothes sometimes, but it wasn't this big of a deal after all these years on Earth. Besides, he was comfortable in his cottage's living room, sitting on an old plushy armchair and sipping hot cocoa with marshmallows from his winged cup. Lovely evening, as always at this place. Having finished his book, as well as the cup's contents, Aziraphale went upstairs to his bedroom.

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    Two scenes, from two separate places. A demon and an angel think about each other.

    A diptych

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    Day 25 of Ineffable Kinktober: Somnophilia

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    "M'bits," Crowley admitted, figuring he was already sunk this far, he might as well keep going. It was Aziraphale, after all. They were on their own side. Being on their own side probably meant being more vulnerable with each other or some shite. Bringing their struggles to each other to figure out together. And, all right, the thought of Aziraphale bringing the full force of his big, beautiful intellect to the aid of Crowley's pants problems was kind of doing it for him.

    He squirmed in his seat. "They're, er, a problem."

    "A problem," Aziraphale echoed in growing outrage.

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    Once upon a time Crowley bragged too much in front of the wrong superiors and earned himself a cursed vagina for his troubles. And now that things have settled down with his angel on their own side, the truth is coming out.

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    Aziraphale gave a long, shuddering sigh, then straightened his shoulders like a soldier about to charge into battle. “I’d hate for it all to end without ever being able to... to make love to you.”
    Crowley’s breath caught in his throat. “You can, y’know,” he said. “Always want that. I can get the stuff, and then... any way you’d want it. Any way.”
    The angel gave him a pained smile. “I don’t mean... I mean real lovemaking, Crowley.” He closed his eyes again. “I mean the way I can’t.”

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    Angels are forbidden from giving their bodies genitals. Crowley and Aziraphale figure out how to have sex anyway.
    ...Or, to put it even more bluntly: This is a fic where Aziraphale possesses a dildo.

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    When Aziraphale steps into the stall of the rotunda, the poor darling he’s to cultivate is yanking against their restraints and breathing harsh through their nose as they shout muffled invectives through the silky gag covering their mouth. The ripening sling they’re suspended in sways in sinuous arcs as they thrash, and Aziraphale is put in mind of a furious snake writhing without traction, helpless, on silk sheets.

     

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    A bit of a bastard is back at the sex club for more consensual non-consent, and a familiar serpent is ready to be trussed up and cultivated.

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    Post Season 1, pre Season 2 events;

    After saying farewell to the flat in Mayfair, Crowley spends his first night with Aziraphale in the flat above the bookshop. Permanently. For real-real, this time.

    It's a long-standing place of familiar comfort and warm welcome, but turns out there's a whole hell of a lot more to unpack than just a few boxes and some unwitting houseplants.

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    Attending a Halloween party with his friend and flatmate Tracy, Aziraphale finds himself charmed by a stranger in a black leather jacket. Hoping for a good time, he follows them to a secluded room.
    He might get more than he bargained for… But he doesn’t mind a little bit of blood.

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    Quefish's summary:

    Crowley visits an exclusive club for a very special appointment with The Angel.

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    There were insistent hands tugging at Aziraphale’s cloak, and the angel let Crowley push the fluffy thing off of them. They weren’t wearing their armour beneath it, worried that the clanking of metal pieces would make it easier for them to be followed. Fortunately Crowley wasn’t armoured up either, though Aziraphale did privately wonder what it would be like to remove each pauldron and plate from Crowley’s body.

    An angel and demon meet under the cover of darkness for a secret liaison. They can't tell each other their true feelings, but love has interesting, and unplanned, ways of showing up. Written for the Ineffable Kinktober prompt Mythical Creatures.

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    Crowley visits an exclusive club for a very special appointment with The Angel.

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    WaldosAkimbo's summary:

    The convulsion, the full-body ripple was not a “yes,” but it was not a “no” either. Crowley slowed, pulled his teeth off. There’s a silvery line of spit and something else. Aziraphale hummed when he realized it was a small spot of amber blood staining Crowley’s mouth, sweet as honey. He reached up to wipe it away, then decided to simply feed his thumb into Crowley’s mouth anyways. Crowley complied by sucking it up, sawing his teeth a little at Aziraphale’s skin, and the angel gasped. He touched Crowley’s chest, felt the demon settle onto his hand, the weight a comfort.

    “May I?” he finally whispered, and Crowley, still sucking Aziraphale’s thumb, nodded.

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    Aziraphale loves to have Crowley bare. Any excuse to shed his skin, really, is a delight.

    For the prompt: shedding skin

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    The convulsion, the full-body ripple was not a “yes,” but it was not a “no” either. Crowley slowed, pulled his teeth off. There’s a silvery line of spit and something else. Aziraphale hummed when he realized it was a small spot of amber blood staining Crowley’s mouth, sweet as honey. He reached up to wipe it away, then decided to simply feed his thumb into Crowley’s mouth anyways. Crowley complied by sucking it up, sawing his teeth a little at Aziraphale’s skin, and the angel gasped. He touched Crowley’s chest, felt the demon settle onto his hand, the weight a comfort.

    “May I?” he finally whispered, and Crowley, still sucking Aziraphale’s thumb, nodded.

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    Aziraphale loves to have Crowley bare. Any excuse to shed his skin, really, is a delight.

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    Aziraphale and Crawly meet in Egypt not long after The Flood.
    Aziraphale learns how truly good Crawly can be.

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    Ambiguity was meant for humans. Angels were never meant to have free will. They stared into each other's eyes, unblinking. Something complicated building up between them, an exquisite but difficult kind of tension. There was a grey area here that Aziraphale didn’t know what to do with. What Crawly did went against Her plan. And yet– and yet. 

    “Gonna smite me, Angel?” Crawly said with affected casualness, betrayed by the way his voice came out raw, little more than a growl low in his throat. “Thwart my wiles? Kill the kids off after all?”

    I wanted to save them, he thought. I wanted to save them, but She told me I couldn’t. She told me I couldn’t so I boarded the Ark, safe and sound, while all of Mesopotamia drowned below my feet.

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    "Are you sick, or injured? My healing might not work on a demon, but maybe I can offer some comfort?"

     

    Crowley shuddered and met his eyes again, with a hazy, dazed expression. "Do you have a cock?"

     

    "What?"

     

    Crowley licked his lips, slowly, and his cloudy eyes trailed up and down Aziraphale's body. He twisted his body around to face Aziraphale. There was a hunger in his face now, directed at Aziraphale, and it sent a spark sizzling down the angel's spine. "I need to suck your cock."
    Written for the Summer of Cock porn event! Aziraphale and Crowley's first meeting goes a bit differently when there's a succubus curse involved.

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    KitschyKit's summary:

    Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.

    Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.

    In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.

    And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.

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