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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    44/?
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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    47/?
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    One night can change everything. And sometimes, there are no good options.

    This time, from Crowley's POV.

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    31/?
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    Babá Ashtoreth relaxa um pouco depois de um longo dia de trabalho.

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    Português brasileiro
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    “I’m so tired, Crowley,” Aziraphale whispered, “I wish I could sleep like you do.”

    Seconds tripped by awkwardly, time warped into minutes.

    “You can,” Crowley’s throat was dry, “I mean, I wouldn’t move, if you did.”

    For a moment, he prayed. Crowley prayed that the darkness meant something different: for it to be his hand and not the coat Aziraphale gripped so tightly, head on his shoulder to simply rest because it was preferable, that he was with him simply because he wanted to be.

    The Lord had not granted Crowley's prayers in a very long time, he thought, if She ever had.

    -

    Crowley knows exactly what he wants. Aziraphale pretends not to know what he means, and for sixty centuries, at that. That is, how and when, and even why, does one pose the question, "Will you sleep with me?"

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    Aziraphale loses a bet, the stakes were allowing his legs to be waxed.

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    Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme.

    Aziraphale catches Crowley having sex with a human. And well, if he can't have Crowley, wouldn't someone he's been with be the next best thing?

    Language:
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    6/?
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    1
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    53
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    91
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    18
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been talking about having a child together since the Apocalypse that wasn't, but when Crowley finally admits to Aziraphale that he can produce eggs, Aziraphale gets more than a little curious.

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    3/?
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    169
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    23
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    Prompt fills. Mostly crack. Each chapter will include tags in chapter notes.

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    9/?
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    “I love seeing you like this, you know,” Aziraphale says, crossing his legs as he takes a sip of wine from the glass he's holding. “Nothing pleases me more than seeing you pleased.”

    “So you’re just going to sit there and watch yourself debauching me?” Crowley says incredulously, a wide grin spreading across his face.

    “I’m going to sit here and watch you being debauched,” Aziraphale corrects him.

    [Or: Crowley indulges his angel. All four of them.]

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    When it came to his higher-ups, and even God Herself, Aziraphale had grown used to talking without being listened to, to being watched without being seen. He would of course deny that to anyone who asked. He denied it even to himself. The trouble, though, with hearing again and again that you are unimportant and unworthy of notice is that over time you will come to believe it.

    Aziraphale made the mistake of letting the wine and friendly company relax him. He made the mistake of forgetting just how much Crowley could hear when he wanted to really listen, just how much he could see when he turned those amber eyes on an angel most practiced at lying to people who didn’t care enough to doubt him.


    The Arrangement changes. Aziraphale builds a home. Crowley tries to find his place Earth as well as in the angel's life. Trapped in a no-win situation, they decide to take what they can get and love each other in secret... even if the risk is too great to say as much out loud.

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    This is a piece written for the Bottom Crowley version of the "Bottoms Up" Zine.
    Title from the song He hadn't up till yesterday

     

    And he hadn't up till yesterday,
    But I guess he will tonight!
    I'm gonna show him, in the parlour,
    Why a girl turns out the light!
    I won't waste time on talking,
    I'll start right in on sight!
    And if he's never forgotten his Bible,
    Huh! you can bet he will tonight!

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    in this Reverse AU Aziraphale is the demon Baphomet (later Ezra Fell) and Crowley is the archangel Raphael

    this fic will have some dark turns but I'll set some suitable Trigger Warnings

    (Raphael is mostly presented female in this one)

    Baphomet and Raphael met each other on the wall of Eden and both experience some kind of trust towards each other almost immediatly after their first meeting. Their friendship blossoms with every encounter through the ages and love is soon to follow. Raphael has to deal with a lot of hate coming from her fellow Archangels and they are always happy to place unnecessary obstacles in her way. They couldn't get over the fact that Raphael's best friend fell in the rebellion, but she remained with them in heaven.
    Meanwhile in Hell, Baphomet is more than happy to spend most of his time on Earth, instead with his fellow demons. He enjoys to make some trouble and bring some sin wherever he goes, but he definitely has a soft spot for his angel.

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    31/?
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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    20
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    A collection of sketches featuring Crowley and Aziraphale in the family way. Very fluffy.

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    699
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    601
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been doing their jobs a little too well (or not, if you asked Death). So which side gets to claim Seamus O'Connor's soul? A little wager should help them figure it out!

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    5,185
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    1/1
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have defied Heaven and Hell in helping to stop the apocalypse. They might even defy the force of habit and reveal how they feel about each other.

    Language:
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    31,465
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
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    45
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    8
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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

    Language:
    English
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    845
    Chapters:
    45/?
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    The Apocalypse To-Never-Be came and went and the forces of Heaven and Hell are not pleased. Crowley and Aziraphale barely make it away from the military based before they are captured by the each other's respective head offices and taken to each other's respective plains of existence. While Hell's obvious course of action is to make the more-or-less holier than thou angel fall, there's a lot more nuanced planning going into the halfway ethereal demon's punishment in heaven. Especially if said demon has quite a...delicate past in his place of imprisonment. Separated from each other by an ineffable distance and trapped with not so much as hope of every being released. Aziraphale and Crowley must come to terms with their fate, pasts and, the quite possible possibility of never seeing eachother again.

    That is, unless someone from Crowley's past can manage the impossible.

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale are separated. Where Crowley must finally face his demons (without his beloved angel by his side) to have any hope of survival and, Aziraphale must face the ever present question; "are angels and demons really that different?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    40
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    Reguardless, he licks his lips, wiping away the yolk crumbs before going to bite the next one. He’s got his teeth halfway through it when his phone begins to ring. He chomps down on the egg until it seperates and the other half falls to his chest. He chews angrily.
    “What?” He bites out, only slightly muffled by the food in his mouth.
    “Crowley! It’s me, Aziraphale.”
    Crowley all but spits out the egg, sputtering and coughing, body wired and suddenly terribly warm all over.

    Insp by that post about someone's lizard: The reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early
    Can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “I can’t eat this I’m too fucking horny”

    Language:
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    Words:
    19,466
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    443
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    6959

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