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    “Aziraphale, why are you crying?” Crowley insisted quietly, after a minute or five of him just listening to the angel’s crying in agony, insides twisting as if to escape his body.
    “How couldn’t I?” the other said meekly, his voice still drowned in occasional sniffles. “They hurt you, over and over and over again, and you never told me. I did nothing to stop it.”
     

    Aziraphale finds out that Crowley used to be tortured in Hell and does everything he can to comfort his demon.

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    A decision. Yes or no, right or wrong. Truth and lie. And there is nothing but dark, delicious, devouring sincerity in those demon eyes.

     

    Let me.

     


    And how to refuse the thing that lurks when finally it pounces. And oh so politely, too.

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    “What do you get out of this?”

    Aziraphale turned his head and looked confused. “Get out of what? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking.”

    “This.” He sat up and smoothed his skirt down his legs and gestured to his hair, his blouse, now hanging loosely off his shoulders. “The clothes and the heels and the makeup. I guess it's just been so long since I felt and dressed like this, Nanny notwithstanding, and I was worried, clearly stupidly, that you would want me less. I think I was just curious what you get out of it."

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    Crowley really likes Aziraphale’s ass, Aziraphale notices.

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    Aziraphale enjoys the fruit at the farmer's market a little too much, and Crowley gets worked up.

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    "You're going to be the first of many new things, kiddo."

     

    Apparently talking to one's gravid stomach was something humans did. Couldn't be much different from screaming at houseplants, and no more difficult.

    (A random assortment of POVs following Aziraphale and Crowley as they prepare to welcome - and eventually welcome - a new addition to their family)

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    Crowley has had six thousand years to construct fantasies about Aziraphale, so it's perhaps unsurprising that some of those fantasies got a little...wild. Now, with the two finally together, said wild fantasies are in danger of escaping from Crowley's mind and getting blurted out at some inopportune moment, which would be the worst thing ever. After all, there's no way the sweet and innocent Aziraphale would be into anything so depraved and kinky... (We all know that actually he is, right? :D)

    Exploring domination together is about to open a giant can of worms, though, for in the process of doing so, Crowley gives Aziraphale his true name, and thus sets something in motion that will end with him discovering an immense power. And while Heaven isn't watching, Hell might still be, and they aren't about to let somebody like Crowley out of their grasp.

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    “You remind me of someone I know,” he says, and smiles. It’s a weird, lopsided smile, almost a smirk, and you can’t tell if it reaches his eyes, because he’s wearing sunglasses. Inside a damn-near pitch-dark club at one a.m., this guy is wearing sunglasses. He’s wearing sunglasses, his red hair has been product-ed into what you’re sure he thinks is a fashionable mess, and he’s wearing all black like some kind of Johnny Cash cosplay.

    Rude to the bartender and a poser to boot. He’s an entire toolbox.

    A story in which the reader gets picked up at a club and goes home with two gentlemen. Events unfold thereafter.

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    “Just part of the job description,” Crowley said, aiming for casual. “Never sought it out for pleasure.” Hadn’t thought he could find pleasure in it, not with all his other experiences with it.

    “I know it can be good,” he said. “I want to try and make it good, and you’re the only one I want to do it with.”

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    Neither Aziraphale nor Crowley have ever had sex that they've wanted and enjoyed. But they know that it can be good, and they want very much to make it good for one another.

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    Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has a praise kink. He decides to indulge, like the naughty angel that he is.
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    His demon- his demon that had saved him countless times, who was patient with him even though Aziraphale knew he was a fretting mess, who watched plays with him that he didn’t even like, who brought him flowers and chocolates unprompted. Crowley- his Crowley- had been so good to him; had taken such good care of him, and Aziraphale was eager to give some of it back. To take such good care of Crowley, because his love deserved it.

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    "You fiend! No sushi is this delicious! This must be some demonic trick!"

    Crowley shrugged. "You've caught me out, angel. Now, can I tempt you to take another bite?"

    Crowley and Aziraphale were fond of games. This was one of their favorites.

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    “Have we been fools?” Crowley asked.

    “The worst kind.”

    “Oh, I don’t know.” Crowley stood and placed his other hand on Aziraphale’s cheek, forcing his gaze up. “I’ve never had more fun than when I’ve been a fool with you.”

    or: nanny ashteroth and brother francis arrive at the dowlings, married. the decision ripples through the years.

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    Crowley wants to bang; like now

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    Aziraphale’s eyes narrowed at him. “You like this, me being angry.”

    “Yeah.” Crowley wet his lips with the tip of his tongue. “It gets me all worked up.”

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    Eve and Adam just left the Garden of Eden and both Aziraphale and Crowley are already curious about human experience. They wonder what sex feel like.

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    Crowley danced on the line between self-serving and selfless when it came to Aziraphale. He would do anything, anything for the angel. Anything he asked, anything he suggested, anything he needed but didn’t say aloud. But Crowley was also a terribly, desperately greedy thing. And oh, how he wanted. Wanted Aziraphale with every damned fibre of his infernal being. Wanted to be good for him; so, so good that he would never want to leave. Crowley wanted to be the best, his only, his everything. As much as he wished to lie there in exquisite rapture - he was nothing if not lazy - he needed to at least attempt to communicate all that he felt. To make Aziraphale feel even a quarter of what he experienced. He had to try.

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    Aziraphale loves to worship Crowley's body any way he can and with the modern era arriving, he now has more options than ever to show his demon just how much he truly means to him.

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    Aziraphale wants to watch.

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    Aziraphale startles Crowley by tugging up his shirt, stroking his fingers down his belly and resting them on his belt buckle.

    “May I?” Aziraphale asks, and Crowley’s breath hitches. Tonight has taken an unexpected turn, but it’s definitely not unwelcome.

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    The demon swallowed hard. Impossibly, he took a half step towards the angel, his slender foot slotting in between Azirphale's sandals. The angel sucked in a breath he didn't need. The night was cold, but Crowley was warm, and Aziraphale could feel his heat through the dark robes. Instincts took over and he tilted his head ever so slightly up to the taller being, eyes fixed on the demon's lips. Crowley exhaled in a shudder and Aziraphale could practically taste him.

    "Please come home with me."

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