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    Aziraphale must learn to submit mind, body and soul to Crowley. Only then can Crowley, he who once helped build the cosmos, combine his powers with Aziraphale's to close a rift that could let hostile races into this galaxy. (Despite how it sounds, this is a kink-heavy/plot not-too-consuming fic offering using Kinktober prompts that will be finished sometime in the future. Hopefully there will be updates every one to two weeks. Maybe even sooner if that evil entity known as being busy allows me to escape its clutches.)

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    Upon discovering that he’s been exposed to sex pollen, Crowley tries to flee the bookshop before Aziraphale can realise that he’s turning into a horny mess.

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    It doesn’t matter what the future holds. Not if they have each other.

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    Crowley está henchido de amor; lo ha estado siempre.

    Desde que viven en la casa de campo, Aziraphale ha mostrado su interés por diferentes tipos de actividades humanas que antes no realizaba, como dormir. Y Crowley no puede sino ayudarle.

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    It stands to reason that the Serpent of Eden - the original tempter - is a Demon of Lust. When he comes across a very interesting Angel in the Garden, it is not long before he decides that he absolutely must have him.
    And if that means planting little seeds of doubt and desire in Aziraphale’s mind and body, Crowley doesn’t mind as long as he gets to reap the rewards. (And they are bountiful, indeed.)

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    Crowley stared at him, yellow eyes narrowing. “You’ll have to excuse me for not trusting you. Never encountered your kind before. I suggest you get out of here because this much blood in the water is going to attract sharks.”

    He twisted around, attempting once again to try to dive into the depths, but without his tail free that was proving impossible. He struggled even harder upon seeing his so-called rescuer pull a knife out of his belt.

    “Not without you,” the land-dweller replied. “Hold still, please. These nets are meant to dig into skin the more one moves.”

    “If you're going to kill me, please make it quick. Long, painful discorporations seem like a bad way to go.”

     Prince Crowley is investigating the damage fishing vessels are doing to crops and homes in his father's underwater kingdom. Prince Aziraphale is supposed to be learning to become a scribe. Their worlds are about to collide, putting Crowley's life in danger and revealing that the land-dwelling angels and ocean-dwelling merdemons just might not be that different after all.

    (Rated T until Chapter 11 when it becomes more NSFW.)

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    Aziraphale finds it incredibly charming that Crowley never uses miracles while gardening behind their cottage. After all, nothing draws the eye like a half-dressed, dirt-speckled gardener glistening with sweat under the summer sun...

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    Day18. Of Quefish's ineffable kinktober prompts
    Tentacles/xenaphilia

    Crowley is a Naga of simple desires. She has her work taking care of the snakelets in the village Creech, and well that's enough. At least until a chance incounter with someone new opens her eyes to what else life could possibly offer.

    This is a Naga/Cephalogharia fic (Cephalogharia are a chimera of my own imagining think human tops with octopus tentacles and thick scales like an American alligator running along the length of their spines and down the dorsum of their tentacles in a sensitive ridge they have sharp teeth but no other animalistic facial features)

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    Day 17. Of Quefish's ineffable kinktober prompts
    Pregnancy/lactation

    Angel, demon, probably explode. The last thing Crowley and Aziraphale expected to come from their relationship post not the apocalypse was this, but here they were just under a year later and expecting.

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    Collection of my Ineffable Kinktober art! First chapter is a summary of posted art with tags and any applicable warnings. Will be updated throughout October.

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    10/?
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    Meine kleinen kurzen Geschichten für Kinktober 2021, mit ein paar für mich ganz neuen Pairings.

    Im ersten Kapitel ist die gesamte Promptlist-ich werde dann die Pairings und Tags ergänzen, wenn ich es poste.
    -^.^-

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    There's something to be said about your ex-boss barging into your store when you're balls-deep inside your demon partner in the back of said store.

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    Setting the book aside, Aziraphale trailed a hand along Crowley's arm, the hair beneath his fingertips standing on end as his skin goosepimpled. A glance at Crowley's face confirmed he was asleep, and Aziraphale decided to continue his little game. For long moments he kept his touch light, brushing up and down the length of Crowley's arm, from the sharp bones of his wrist up to the smooth curve of his shoulder.

    Or, Aziraphale and Crowley get up to some kinky shenanigans while on holiday. A fill for the Public Play and Somnophilia prompts for Ineffable Kinktober.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    Aziraphale and Crowley take a break from planning their infiltration of the Dowling family.

    Banter, poetry, sex jokes, sex. And fun!

    Written for the Non-Erotic Smut Bingo Challenge. I checked off every single one, plus a handful of my own.

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    filling the prompts 9 and 12 of Quefish's Ineffable kinktober prompts Dom/Sub and Public.

    Crowley is working a temptation gig in a sex club when Aziraphale shows up and has to make sure everyone knows Crowley is very much off the market.

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    A summoning rips Crowley away from his happy life with Aziraphale. While captive, Crowley endures violence and humiliation. Aziraphale comes to his rescue, but some wounds aren't easily healed.

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    “I can’t sit here and spell it out any more clearly to penetrate your thick kraken skull,” Anthony grunts. “I want your bless-ed tentacles, and I want them inside me—all over me, Ezra, in nooks and crannies that would make the Pope’s hat crawl off his ruddy head and hitchhike to hell itself. I want you exactly as you are, and that’s all there is to it, so. Are we good now, or have you got something else to angst about before shagging me stupid?”

    Ezra makes a sound that suspiciously seems caught between a laugh and a cough. “No, I think you’ve cleared up the majority of my concerns, dear,” he says, bringing his hands up to Anthony’s chest before slowly dragging them lower, and by the time he reaches the angel’s hips the familiar hands are gone, replaced by the wet, supple glide of something different altogether. “Shall we begin?”

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    Day 11 of Ineffable Kinktober: Breeding

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