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    Day 3 – Blindfolded

    Day 5 - Gagging

    Day 6 - Bondage

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    3/3
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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Summary will keep changing as story continues but basically:
    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    26/40
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    544
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    400
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    111
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    There are things Crowley can change, and things Crowley cannot change.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    177
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    "Perhaps one day we could.. go for a picnic."

    Crowley gets a bit more than he expected out of this.

     

    For NSFW Ineffable Husbands Week, day 3.
    Prompt: Feeding

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    1/1
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    In which Crowley tempts Aziraphale into taking a holiday to hang out in a BDSM club and learn about kink from the humans who do that sort of thing, and the two explore new things together, exploring both sides of things and discovering what they really like-- and along the way, Crowley gets more than he thought he would out of socializing, and Aziraphale gets treated in quite a lot of restaurants.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    462
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    A collection of Good Omens smut that I'm going to put way too much effort into. Will add tags as they apply.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/30
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    112
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    6
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    2315
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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    49
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    Aziraphale is a bunny shifter who wanders into the den on one sneky boy

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    1/1
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    18
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Not you.

    I know what You smell like.

    Language:
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    Words:
    26
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The one where Aziraphale goes to the palm prom and accidentally summons Crowley in High Enochian.

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    1769
    Bookmarks:
    331
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    i got a man with a slow hand
    i got a lover with an easy touch
    i got somebody who will spend some time
    not come and go in a heated rush
    i found somebody who will understand
    when it comes to love, i want a slow hand

    // the pointer sisters, “slow hand”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    Aziraphale's got a filthy mouth. He likes using it to make Crowley finish too soon. 5 times it worked + 1 bonus.

    Language:
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    3,400
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
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    AU version of Crowley and Aziraphale, drawing on Discworld as inspiration. Crowley is leader of a huge city, member of a feudal political class obsessed with power, but who didnt really mean to end up as the head of state, just hung out with the wrong people. He is seen as a bit of a tyrant due to the difficult decisions he has to make daily. Aziraphale is the quiet city archivist, with a few literal angelic traits that seem at odds with the slightly demonic city leader, but which doesn't stop them growing to need eachother.
    The story begins when Aziraphale's angelic heritage means he has premonitions of a hellish future event looming on his city. He turns to the true angels for their help in stopping it, but they’d rather let it happen so they can do what they do best and fight a war. The war will be in Crowley’s city, and as neither side seems to care about the humans caught in their wake, it's up to Aziraphale to find a way to save the city, and people, he loves best.
    Some angst, lots of fluffy flashbacks!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,325
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
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    2
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    Crowley is terrible when it comes to keeping his voice down in bed, but they might just have found a way around that.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    111
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    Crowley has gotten an emergency call from Beelzebub, even though he's supposed to be retired. When he gives in and agrees, it means he'll be off for a week. Aziraphale isn't too thrilled about the idea, but Crowley makes it up to him by purchasing Aziraphale his first mobile phone. With it, he's about to learn all about the wonders of long-distance sex.

    -or-

    Crowley and Aziraphale have phone sex, in which Aziraphale realizes he's not very good at getting off by himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    160
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    25
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    2212
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    Crowley's never much seen the appeal of sex. Aziraphale shows him the error of his ways. Cue endless smut.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    292
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    53
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    2271
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    Crowley’s eyes flutter shut and he pictures that it’s Aziraphale’s hand in his hair. Imagines that Aziraphale is there with him, touching his curls and his chest. Crowley drags his fingers through the downy hair smattering his chest, then continues down, grazing over the slightly concave curve of his stomach and past his belly button.Stopping at the elastic waistband of his boxers— designer, of course, versace, and the only clothing he still has on— fingers dipping beneath the fabric but not yet committing. Teasing.

    He lets out a shuddery breath, eyelids fluttering against his cheek.

    Crowley doesn’t give in to the aching desire to make that commitment yet. Instead he pulls his fingers from the waistband and lets his hand float back up his body to settle against his chest once more.

    He pinches a nipple. Rolls it between his fingers. Stutters out another hot breath. His hips twitch.

    Aziraphale’s name sits hot and heavy on the back of his tongue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1508
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    Not you.
    I know what You smell like.

    /ˈinˌsens/

    1. a gum, spice, or other substance that is burned for the sweet smell it produces.
    2. make (someone) very angry.

    Aziraphale asks Crowley to help him pick out a new suit. Crowley may not be ready to deal with the unexpected aftereffects of the ineffable body-swap, but the Bentley has her own ideas.

    A get-together fic laced with scent memories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,920
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    437
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    4626

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