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    I slithered my way into the LTFAF club, and no matter how much they poke me with a stick, I'm not leaving.

    *Note: I had to delete a bunch of tags in the Great Minimizing, see each chapter for individual tags but this whole thing is a Dead Dove, so, yeah. You've been warned.

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    Crowley makes a bet with Aziraphale, about how he can do something very weird with his tongue.

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    Aziraphale has to wear a heavenly assigned chastity belt. Crowley figures out a way around it.

    Prompt fill for Chastity

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    Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves snowed into the Bookshop and decided to play a couple of games to keep themselves entertained. One thing leads to another which leads to admissions, confessions, and some new experiences for them.

    My Naughty and Nice Holiday Exchange gift for HoneyBee95!

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    Written for Kinks for Kindness Vol. 3: Danger & Debauchery (Book 2: Modern Mayhem), with art by tabbystardust:

    Back in the 17th century, Crowley learned a little something interesting about Aziraphale’s tastes and curiosities, which he’d quietly filed away for later. In the 21st century, a little discovery while helping Aziraphale attempt to declutter the bookshop inspires Crowley to finally bring one of Aziraphale’s more eccentric fantasies to life. While the demon delights in playing the villain for Aziraphale’s pleasure, seeing his angel in distress may just bring out the dashing hero in him at the end of the day.

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    in which RF collects drabbles so they don't get lost. Expect no polish here!

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    Originally written for the Nanny's Tales (Spanksgiving Special) zine.

    A mysterious, sexy and domineering woman is minding A. Z. Fell & Co. in place of Mr. Fell today. But don't worry, he hasn't gone far. He's just a little tied up at the moment.

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    Day 05: Pirate AU
    Crowley put his handcuffed hands on Aziraphale's mouth.
    "Ssssh." Crowley rested his forehead against Aziraphale's. "It'll be fine. Trust me," he whispered.
    Aziraphale grabbed Crowley by his shirt, pulling him closer out of fear. Crowley's hand caressed his cheek and he put his lips on Aziraphale's ear.
    "That's right, angel. Just focus on me."

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    Aziraphale is an explorer who searches the world for new civilizations and untouched ruins, and he knows in his heart that if anyone can find the fabled Garden of Eden, it'll be him. After a disastrous shipwreck a few years back, he's desperate to prove himself once more as an adventurer of renown.

    But there are things that live in the Garden and in the wilds of the desert around it. Perhaps. Aziraphale isn't sure he believes in them, but he thinks he's ready to find them nonetheless.

    There were creatures, some said, that lived in these deserts, thrived in them even. Aziraphale didn't normally pay much heed to tall tales, but the mirages of this place had put him on edge for days. He was hearing things just out of sight, seeing things that couldn't possibly exist in the distance, and now he saw what he had been searching for. Eden.

    The famed Garden of God, the paradise lost, the valley of plenty. With a sob and a loud shout of relief, the intrepid explorer picked up his pace, spirits renewed. It was some days' walk yet, and he knew he only saw it with the help of his enchanted bifocals, but it was there. Eden was in the distance.

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    Crowley gifts his angel all the best sweets he could think of and keeps him indulging for hours and hours.

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    On the island of Antikythera, where the people were far from copious, an angel waits to welcome her husband home from war.

    My contribution to Love and Lust Through the Ages Vol II (my first zine!).

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    Crowley and Aziraphale escalate their physical relationship after confessing their feelings.

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    Crowley raised his head. “That was a capital idea,” he said. “And a naughty one, too. Proud of you.”

    It was really not a compliment, Aziraphale thought, or it shouldn’t be, but he couldn’t help a pleased wiggle. “It did feel very good,” he admitted.

    “I’ll remember that,” Crowley said. He laughed. “I never thought I’d have any reason to enjoy England’s wretched excuse for spring weather. Trust you to find a way to make it erotic.”

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    All the citizens of Soho and Mayfair want is to combine their two villages into a single town. Sadly, their village gods are being rather difficult about the whole affair.

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    It all starts in 1862. Crowley is upset because his angel refused to give him holy water; he feels like Aziraphale doesn't trust him. But a new assignment from Hell makes him go to America and enter the world of burlesque.
    Aziraphale finds out and gets inspired...

    Title of this fic is from the song 'Undisclosed Desires' by Muse.

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    At least they're enthusiastic, Crowley thought, as he watched the two men and one woman grunt and writhe on the platform before him.
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    Crowley and Aziraphale take in a voyeuristic show at a Roman dinner party. Crowley is bored by the spectacle. Aziraphale is not.

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    “Look,” Crowley had said, eyes still on the ground. “It’s fine. It’s just a thing. A demonic quirk. I can handle it."

    **

    In which Crowley suffers from a biological imperative, and Aziraphale helps him through it.

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    A game night, involving the classic game of telephone, quickly devolves into something not quite as innocent. Anathema tries her hand at matchmaking and does indeed succeed.

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    An audio recording of the work by
    Desdemona_Sarah_McKenzie.

    A Nice and Accurate Account of the three ways the demon Crowley – a wily old Serpent – uses his tongue.

    Length 8:29

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    Well maybe all it takes is the -almost- end of the world and a bus ride to bring two idiot supernatural creatures together after 6000 years of yearning for each other.

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