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    Oh, no! Gabriel has just informed Aziraphale that a DEMON has been living on earth to battle him! What a travesty. Aziraphale will have to ask his best friend and perfectly normal human immortal, Crowley, if he’s seen any demonic activity.

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    Crowley wakes up to a letter from Aziraphale. Of course, he spills a mug of the angel's hot cocoa on the letter before he has a chance to read it. Which blurs and smudges out most of the letter. Crowley being Crowley jumps to conclusions and thinks that his angel has finally left him.

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    "He would so much rather be back home, in his flat in London, or even better, in the bookshop, but he couldn't go there now. Better yet, he could barely think about it."

    Or, Crowley runs away from his life in London to drink away his feelings. Things definitely do NOT go as expected.

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    "I cannot believe him!" he repeated. "You go to fast for me Crowley." he said, in a poor impression of the angel's voice.
    Not that Freddie had ever had the chance to hear the angel talking, but still.
    "I have waited six thousand years to even ask, six thousand years!"
    Freddie chuckled. "Seems like a good old-fashioned lover boy."

     

    (or Crowley is very dumb and very in love and Freddie is having too much fun)

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    Crowley's pretty sure the Bentley is sentient.
    The Bentley is pretty sure Crowley is in love with Aziraphale.
    It teases him about it.

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    This retrospective collection and categorization of his feelings for Aziraphale is ultimately, as Crowley often likes to tell himself, an attempt to get rid of them. To explain them away, to convince himself that maybe they were never there at all. He analyzes his actions, his behaviors, his thoughts, puts them underneath the microscope of memory and inspects them. Takes them apart, strand by strand, as he repeats the mantra it isn’t love in low thrumming tones inside his mind.

    He chooses to ignore the fact that this exercise in rumination often produces the exact opposite reaction.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale get an invitation to attend Adam's Halloween Party the October after the world didn't end. Crowley is less than enthused, at least about the 'having to dress up' part. Aziraphale seems much more interested, however, and, with a bit of help, finds something for both him and Crowley to wear. Something quite...different, to say the least.
    It might even push them a bit further along in their relationship.

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    When Crowley goes to visit his angel's bookshop for a nice dinner outing, he finds Aziraphale being harassed by a particularly persistent businesswoman. Crowley decides to take matters into his own hands, but he ends up being the one saved in the end.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have taken to saying goodbye to each other with nose rubs and things progress - rather rapidly - from there.

    (Beta-ed by the wonderful definitelynotcharlea)

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    “As celestial, or” here she nodded at Crowley “demonic beings, there are only two ways to establish legal residency on earth. One way, which is already closed to both of you, is to be born here. The other is to take up residency as a married couple”.

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    A sort of slice of life thing for Aziraphale and Crowley after the apocalypse that didn't happen and the trials. All kinds of sweetness and love. There is like, zero angst in here, which is super weird for me. Like, the angsty-ist this gets is some self-esteem issues w/ Crowley later on, because I love writing insecurities/reassurances. Might end up having to update the tags later, depending how far off the deep end I go.

    I think this one pulls mostly from the series, but in some future fics, I'm probably gonna be including stuff from the book as well. First work for this fandom!

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    When Crowley thinks Heaven would go the extra mile to make Aziraphale Fall now that he has survived Hellfire, he decides to keep Aziraphale's body to try and keep him safe. Except, he doesn't tell Aziraphale that's the reason why. Aziraphale takes it as a betrayal from his closest friend; from the person he loved. Heaven is two steps ahead, though, and Crowley is forced to run back to Aziraphale for help.

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    Aziraphale is not permitted to enter Crowley's flat.

    #Octoberabble: Day 1 - Ring

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    Aziraphale tidak boleh masuk ke dalam flat Crowley.

     

    #Octoberabble : Day 1 - Ring

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    After the little apocalypse that couldn't, Aziraphale expects things to change between him and Crowley. But after being told he goes too fast, Crowley isn't about to take the lead. It takes a long break on Alpha Centauri for Aziraphale to come to terms with his new life and his new priorities.

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    Aziraphale gets a snake, domesticity ensues.

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    Having defied Heaven and Hell for the sake of the world and each other, an angel and a demon prepare to face the consequences, and finally embrace what they truly fought for.

    "...we have passed a door; and felt the wind that is the trumpet of liberty blow over the land of the living." —G.K. Chesterton, The Everlasting Man

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    "he gave you flowers and chocolate? sounds like someone's trying to court you, angel," the demon said.

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    Aziraphale makes a casual comment about Crowley being harmless, which freaks Crowley out. Because he's an idiot, his response is to try to prove Aziraphale wrong by doing Evil Deeds.

    But here's the thing: he sucks at it.

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    "That was his routine, after all. Anytime the angel touched him, he mentally flogged himself for the past six thousand years of pining and drowned himself in alcohol. Aziraphale had taken his hand that afternoon on the park bench. A handshake to switch back, a too-soft look at the Ritz, and Crowley had ended up a snake wedged between a chair and a hard place.

    Imagine what sort of state he’d be in, later, what with Aziraphale clinging to him like that. Not that he wasn’t savoring every second of it."


    Or, the one where Crowley is a self-hating idiot who doesn't know that Aziraphale loves him.

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