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    Before there was an Earth and before there was a Garden, there was a Library. A library full of every book, novel, bedtime story and Victoria Sponge recipe that would ever come into being. They will exist, therefore they do exist, and therefore they need to be Kept. For that job one would need a Keeper, and not just any Keeper - Crowley has an exact Keeper in mind. A small, quiet Keeper who borrows books from the Library and secrets them back to his room at night, who forgets what he's meant to be doing and spends his days sitting on the floor with a stack in front of him and his wings getting dusty as he turns pages.
    Crowley watches and he yearns. What starts as a means to spy on his fellow angel results in a delightful friendship full of small literary adventures, golden hour picnics, secret attic spaces, and a deep and profound attachment to one and other.
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    I started this as a way to provide some comfort for myself, imagining how these two would interact with some of my favourite books and children's stories. I hope others find it comforting too.

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    20/?
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    22
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    23
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    4
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    It is no secret that for demons and angels, size and shape are options. They can change both at any moment, though most choose not to. It can be very difficult to do your job when you’re small enough to dance on the head of a pin. But, for Crowley, being that small is more than just an option. He’s used it many times to travel around the world quickly. He could be in London one moment, and the next, he’s in Russia (though, he doesn’t go there often. Too cold for him). And sure, he could travel by demonic miracle, but that’s so wasteful when he has wings. And why would he tire his wings out, when he could simply travel through the phone lines?

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    You know that Tumblr post by random-ferret where they eat a habanero pepper and a lot of breath mints simultaneously? Well, bored demon + internet research + social media + food = disaster

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    1,239
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    1/1
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    6
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    33
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    1
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    145
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    After Ezra and Crowley have a meet-cute and hit it off, Crowley is arse-over-tea kettle for Ezra. Things seem to be going well until he hears of someone.

    Hugo

     

    Fucking Hugo.

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    1/1
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    5
    Kudos:
    68
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    5
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    351
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    Aziraphale left town one night with his Lit Professor, attempting to escape his homophobic family in the only way he saw possible. Years later, after a dreadful break-up, he’s returned to live with his brothers and attempt to heal his broken heart. What he didn’t count on is his old friend Crawley- now calling himself Crowley- to have returned as well. The wounds left by their last heated argument are deep and Aziraphale may never be able to regain what they once had, but he’d certainly like to try. The two of them need to have an actual conversation but that's not really how these plots go, is it?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    43
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    384
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    What happens if you stick your tongue to a frozen pole in the middle of winter? One curious demon is about to find out.

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    18
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    58
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    5
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    Мир шел своим чередом. Прошел месяц; месяц, в течение которого Азирафель был убежден, что теперь в его магазине вещей Кроули больше, чем в квартире демона.

    На столе появилось несколько маленьких растений. Кожаная куртка свободно перекинута через спинку дивана. Ключи от Бентли лежали в керамической вазе у кровати... у кровати, которую теперь использовал демон, настоявший на том, чтобы купить простыни получше, потому что добрый Люцифер, ангел, когда ты их получил?

    (Азирафель покраснел, когда признался в том, что они шли в комплекте с кроватью, которую он получил вместе с квартирой над книжным магазином, который Азирафель открыл в 1880-х.)

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    Crowley claims he fell because of asking too many questions.
    These questions constisted mostly of "Hm?" when he didn't pay attention, again.
    [Re-upload to fix some major issues]

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    1/1
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    2
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    13
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    1
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    2/?
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    15
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    170
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    It's September 2020, and lockdown is more or less over. Aziraphale takes this opportunity to see Crowley again, and catch up on the past few months. Picnic in St James' Park, anyone?
    Ft. a lot of cake.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    6
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    24
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    Through the ages, here are some of the thing humans have tended to get wrong:
    • the nature of Heaven (because humans are paranoid)
    • the nature of Hell (because humans are thick)
    • the importance of loyalty (because humans are sentimental)
    • the inevitability of progress (see above)
    • what's right in front of them

    Crowley, of course, is a demon. He doesn't get things wrong. He's 99% sure of that.

    (Or: Crowley spends the course of human history wondering about touch.)

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    1/1
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    3
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    29
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    4
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    426
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    Gabriel and Beelzebub will get married soon and Crowley simply will not stand for it. They should be the first angel and demon to get married! But he is too awkward to just ask Aziraphale so instead he devises a truly devious plan.

    Language:
    English
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    1,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    208
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    Crowley appears at the bookshop late at night with a bagel and a question.
    (Based on a comic by kiingbiing.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    449
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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

    (Now with Google Drive link in addition to YouTube address)

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    68
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    2
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    334
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    “Crowley’s brain goes empty! He makes a love confession…the day after he’s already made one.” – ridiculous prompt from a friend that I had no choice but to write.

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    1,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    563
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    Crowley is people-watching at the park. He's also bored, looking for some mischief to make, and perhaps not at his smartest. Then he sees a napping dog, and has what he thinks is a good idea. (He is, of course, very wrong.)

    The dog, meanwhile, is absolutely delighted to have made a new friend.

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    2,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    225
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    Anthony J. Crowley has come to terms with the fact he was approaching his 50th birthday and hasn’t found his soulmate yet. He’s fine with it, absolutely uh-mazing. Wahoo, never been better.

    This curtain of delusion drops when he meets Aziraphale, some coot who’s more cushion than man with a questionable taste in walking sticks and also, incidentally, Crowley’s soulmate.
    Sadly enough, this doesn't seem to apply both ways as Aziraphale won’t mention any change in his vision after their first contact. If Crowley just wasn't this besotted with his angel, he maybe wouldn't overlook the obvious signs for as why Aziraphale wouldn't see any colour...

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    Soulmate AU in which you're able to see colour after touching your soulmate for the first time. Problematic if one of them is blind and the other an idiot.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    1770
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    Following a failed attempt to return to his own universe, Crowley agrees to be helped by The Doctor. However, things start to go wrong when the TARDIS accidentally drifts into an alien space zoo.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,052
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    726
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    Crowley still hasn’t quite gotten to grips with the technicalities of sexual reproduction, and it starts to show.

    (Sequel to ‘When An Angel And A Demon Love Each Other Very Much’)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2168
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    Crowley is jealous. Crowley tries to put a curse on the person he's jealous of. It does not go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1098

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