6 Works in Crowley & Madame Tracy (Good Omens)

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    Aziraphale is a writer working for E.D.E.N Publishing House, Gabriel is the publisher and likes to ridicule Aziraphale as often as he can, Madame Tracey tells him about a new bistro that has opened down the street, he needs to check it out, the food is sinful, and the service is better.

    Horns n Halos is run and owned by a rather cool and aloof man, Crowley. With the help of Anathema, the bistro is booming.

    Set in the now, the bistro esthetic is the 1920s, and Electro Swing plays throughout!

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    12/?
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    A Good Omens parody fic a la What We Do in the Shadows.

    There are demons living together in a house in the English countryside. A documentary crew follows them around for a while and discovers MUCH more than they bargained for!

    This is an AU that’s hard to describe in a few words, but easy to understand in the course of the story!

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    1/1
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    Crowley is not the best angel for the job, he’s technically a mail clerk in Heaven, ‘answering’ prayers that are seen as junk mail, but when Gabriel finally gives him the task of being a Guardian Angel, he takes it right up.

    Now he’s got a ‘real’ job, as he puts it, helping to fix up the life of a depressed bookseller who won’t give any hints as to what has damaged his life in recent years.

    Language:
    English
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    22,268
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
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    63
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    8
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    Anathema nudged her knee under the table, swallowing her mouthful of congee. “Quit stalling, you’ve used every excuse now. How was your date!”

    Crowley groaned, stirring her coffee. “How the fuck are you so one-track minded? On a Monday? Why do you even give a rat’s arse if Aziraphale was a bastard?”

    Tracy picked at her food. “Dear, try not to deflect and this’ll be over just as soon as it’s started, yeah?”

    Anathema nodded vigorously, “You heard her. I have to know how much time I have left as your friend if he was as nice as I think he is.”

    “If you don’t let me talk, you won’t have long,” she sneered.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    13
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    46
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    1
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    434
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    Crowley's sulking in the boiler cupboard and won't be wheedled out. Aziraphale's at his wits' end.

    “I didn’t mean it.” Aziraphale’s voice is taking on that fussy, plaintive quality that goes with a quivering lip and a certain amount of unconscious hand-wringing, and normally you’d be half inclined to roll your eyes and bounce him over it and half inclined to tickle it out of him (he’s atrociously ticklish), but right now you’ve just had it with everything, and it is so nice in here. Aziraphale keeps those fluffy towels from Harrods in the boiler cupboard, the very palest beige, which are so lovely on the human corporation after a bath.

    When you’re a ten-foot long, glossy black snake with a crimson underbelly and a sour disposition, they’re merely excellent to curl up in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    The company outing was the last place Crowley thought he would encounter shite-level sleight-of-hand party tricks, but here he was. 

    It was like watching a car crash in slow motion, on the 4k smart telly while he ate ice cream out of the tub in only his underwear because it was a Saturday afternoon and his Grindr date left the flat like thirty minutes ago after using up all the hot water and stealing a bit of his banana bread.

    …That metaphor got ahead of him. 

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    578

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