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    You've known one Eridan Ampora for almost two years by this point. Despite his eccentricities and the difficult situation he claims to be in, you think that some semblance of control has finally begun to fall in your favor regarding the reality of your situation.

    It's only after the game tears everything dear away from you and hands it back in a twisted, unfamiliar form that you realize how laughable such a notion truly was.

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    Erirose AU occurring in an alternate timeline where Rose has known Eridan for a lot longer than she has the other trolls. Expect time shenanigans, sarcasm, occasional flirting, and a lot of fighting fate. POV's gunna hop around between a small rotation of characters, but the central focus is Rose. Buckle up everyone, this is going to be one hell of a long journey.

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    English
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    18,192
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    597
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    ‘Nine whole charms and there ain’t a single one that covers what you think of Snowman.’ - Voidbooze, dubious architecture, anatomical logistics, alien gender concepts, two-steps on rooftops, and yeah, some kissin’.

    Language:
    English
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    2,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    38
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,692
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1444
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    [I] SS: Wake up on the streets

    You are disoriented, and could use a stiff drink

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    261
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    It rains dreams in Deadlight. Droplets of crushed dream bubbles pour down from the dark sky, leaving rainbow oil-slick puddles on the crowded streets. It’s another windy but warm evening. You stop looking out the window and take a sip of your iced tea, enjoying the way the fragile sound of ice cubes colliding matched the rain drops pattering against your office window, blurring the street lights and neon signs of the city.

     

     

     

    After activating the weapon, Vriska crashes into the city where double-dead ghosts end up.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,527
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    Crowbar has a hard time keeping one of his men in line.

    Meanwhile, in another universe, Desmond Droog has a hard time keeping his husband in line.

    Language:
    English
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    8,857
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    118
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    You suppose that being kidnapped is not the most awful of things that could have happened to you. But being kidnapped and dragged across the continent by a bounty hunter while another, shittier bounty hunter chases after her, and subsequently you? Probably among the most awful of things, if you’re being perfectly fucking honest.

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    Terezi and Karkat are bounty hunters. Vriska just wants to go home.

    Language:
    English
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    30,692
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    442
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    Spades Slick leaves without the Felt. He crash lands on a planet like an idiot. He never makes it to [S] Collide, and he pulls out all of the Felt's pins again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    Talking to people is hard. That's why Crowbar's lover isn't a person.

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    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    68
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    Rose Lalonde (Female Student No. 3, 11th Grade Class B, Sburb Senior High School) felt like nothing was going to get done if they just sat and let this man talk. Her impatience getting the better of her, she pushed back her chair and stood up.

    “What are we doing here? I thought we were going to Washington D.C.”

    Hussie smirked dryly. “Yes, of course. Very well, then. The reason why you’re all here today…” he paused for dramatic tension, “is to kill each other.”

    Everyone froze and complete silence descended upon the room. Rose felt like she must have heard him incorrectly. It was those pills Mother was making her take, they had possible side effects of hallucinations. She must be hallucinating.

    “Your class has been selected for this year’s Programme,” Hussie continued.

    Karkat Vantas (Male Student No. 15) swore loudly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,341
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    462
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    Crowbar thinks he's on the way up, but really, he's just on the way back in.

    A prequel to History.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    93
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    (Stand alone excerpt of an idea never full written)

    You both share a look.
    This is what you’re sure is the setup of an interrogation taking place 15 stories in the air above a burning city and harbor. Thousands of miles out sea, 5 capable men are hiding in a bunker on an island with the last piece of the living equivalent of Satan (Demonhead Mobster Kingpin) hidden and out of reach of the Felt, who are livid to obtain it.
    You both aren’t saying squat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    125
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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

    Follow my Tumblr for fic updates and info!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,444
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2527
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    Made for the @homestuckvalentine on tumblr as a gift for @phoneyogurt

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    106
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    Photographic evidence that sometimes inter-gang relationships can work out.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
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    Crowbar's morning routine is disturbed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    205
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    Crowbar takes Die out to dinner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,969
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    210
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    Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,714
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    560
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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,418
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    560

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