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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

    Language:
    English
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    7,550
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    22
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    175
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    It's a long walk through Felt Manor but a little conversation is sure to pass the time.

    Or: Clover has eyes bigger than his stomach.

    Language:
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    1,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    8
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    1
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    30
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    An unexpected encounter, a Time Demon, a strange Gang, and a Hopeless romantic. Will xe conquer xyr love?

    Language:
    English
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    13,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
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    2
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    109
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    Karkat Vantas-Leijon has come to expect completely improbable situations happening in his life. He thought himself incapable of being surprised. He clearly wasn't prepared for this situation - standing over the body of his friend, in a killing game, drunk out of his mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,745
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    209
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    just a gore thing, could be considered a prequel to Of Felt And Red Iron. this was originally gonna be goretober day 2, but i started procrastinating.

    its a bit crap but whatever

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,768
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    596
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    After traveling the world for years and years it's time to settle down and leave your vagabond past behind you. Though maybe becoming a maid for the second most dangerous mafia gang in midnight city through craigslist is probably a bad idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    English
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    7,465
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1283
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    Love - of any kind - was never part of the equation. There were higher-ups and rivalries and violence and death - falling for someone was a ridiculous, indulgent fantasy he visited when everything seemed to be going right. That or when everything was falling apart entirely.

    He kind of hated the idea, to be entirely honest. Investing the time and energy to break down someone’s defences, and the vulnerability of having the same done to him was terrifying. Maybe a little exciting, but mostly terrifying. There were hundreds of reasons he could never, ever make that leap, allow himself to stumble.

    But it had already happened, as much as Crowbar would wish it away.

    It had all started with that stupid goddamn kiss.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,362
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    115
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    crowbar experiences gender dysphoria, aka a little thing i wrote for my trans crowbar headcanon...i dont write ff that often and this is my first time posting it anywhere!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    26
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    Third installment of my Lyricstuck scripts. This one is No Children, by The Mountain Goats

    I can't draw good so I write the lyricstuck instead. Link to the song to accompany the reading is in the author's notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    37
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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, those in charge of the human settlers suggest an arranged marriage. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But not everything is as it seems, and it quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange. Soon a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels will have to work fast on settling their interpersonal issues and learn to work together if they want to live.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    180,890
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    7075
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    Snowman walks into Crowbar's office and finds the man asleep. As she watches him doze, she thinks about what he means to her. She doesn't know whether to smile or frown at the answer she comes to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    34
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    The game is over, the mansion is rebuilt, and the weird chess people have picked up "sports".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    112
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    A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,833
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    705
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    Snowman hadn’t felt this unsure in a longtime. Not since she had originally lost the Dersite pod. Since she had lost Bk.

    But seated in the “Felt manor” with the strange being Doc Scratch, she could feel the metaphorical rug being yanked sharply from underneath her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
    Humanstuck, not Homestuck compliant and writing just to have fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,733
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    525
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    Who even likes pancakes over waffles?!

    A fluffy fic for the crowdie shippers out there and my first official fic myself. It's real nice and short.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    i just FELT like writing heinostuck crowbar waking up from his transmutation lel.

     

    i just couldnt miss out on the opportunity to make that pun

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    29

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