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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

    Language:
    Français
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    7,876
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    44
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    After you agree to work for a mysterious Cue Ball man, your life is turned upside down by a bunch of idiots.

    Perhaps, in a good way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    "Date me, Dave Strider." Those are the magic words that will earn you a fortnight of high school romance... if you're lucky.

    When Dave takes on a long-term dare - be asked out by and date someone new every two weeks, or else lose his shining reputation - he expects to get through it no problem. And there are no problems. After all, who doesn't want a chance to date one of the most popular students at Skaia High?
    Enter Karkat. He has no interest in Dave whatsoever. And he certainly isn't interested in asking him out.
    So how did they get into this mess?

    Tags update with chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,098
    Chapters:
    18/30
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2795
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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,184
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    920
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    Crowbar watched the carousel of his microwave oven turn around quietly, continually gyrating across its single axis as it did so, humming with heat-inducing microwaves, buzzing with electricity. He ran his rough, slightly leathery fingertips across the metal-meshed and then glass-covered surface of the front door, imagining radiation attempting to escape the Faraday cage and cook his little person fingers like it was cooking these frozen chicken nuggets on a paper plate right now. There was Queens of the Stone Age playing on the radio at an acceptable volume, while his television played tonight's basketball game, something he cared very little about except for the fact that he had money riding on it. That made him care a little bit more than normal. But not by much - he just wanted the background noise.

    149/365

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    41
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,001
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2287
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    Vriska Serket always dreamed of being a pokemon trainer, but life just seemed to have other plans. A grown troll, she has now a successful career, plentiful hobbies and a more-than-healthy reputation in Guilds of Grubcraft. She's become kind of a big deal, in other words, and has a lot of irons in the fire. All of the irons, in fact. All of them.

    But with the appearance of a strange, hornless, troll-like larval creature and the intervention of the infamous Team Felt, her comfortable life is about to get turned upside down. Will she be able to finally catch her 8ig 8r8k, or will her luck finally run out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,970
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    132
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    Die gets injured during a fight and perhaps its about time Crowbar said something...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    109
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    Karkat Vantas-Leijon has come to expect completely improbable situations happening in his life. He thought himself incapable of being surprised. He could never have prepared himself for this situation - standing over the body of his friend, in a killing game, drunk out of his mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,904
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    322
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,996
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    810
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    It's a long walk through Felt Manor but a little conversation is sure to pass the time.

    Or: Clover has eyes bigger than his stomach.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    An unexpected encounter, a Time Demon, a Strange Gang, and a Hopeless Romantic. Will xe conquer xyr love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    184
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    just a gore thing, could be considered a prequel to Of Felt And Red Iron. this was originally gonna be goretober day 2, but i started procrastinating.

    its a bit crap but whatever

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    38
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    Love - of any kind - was never part of the equation. There were higher-ups and rivalries and violence and death - falling for someone was a ridiculous, indulgent fantasy he visited when everything seemed to be going right. That or when everything was falling apart entirely.

    He kind of hated the idea, to be entirely honest. Investing the time and energy to break down someone’s defences, and the vulnerability of having the same done to him was terrifying. Maybe a little exciting, but mostly terrifying. There were hundreds of reasons he could never, ever make that leap, allow himself to stumble.

    But it had already happened, as much as Crowbar would wish it away.

    It had all started with that stupid goddamn kiss.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,362
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    214
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    Third installment of my Lyricstuck scripts. This one is No Children, by The Mountain Goats

    I can't draw good so I write the lyricstuck instead. Link to the song to accompany the reading is in the author's notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    71
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    Snowman walks into Crowbar's office and finds the man asleep. As she watches him doze, she thinks about what he means to her. She doesn't know whether to smile or frown at the answer she comes to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    The game is over, the mansion is rebuilt, and the weird chess people have picked up "sports".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    272
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    A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    183
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,833
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1270
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    Snowman hadn’t felt this unsure in a longtime. Not since she had originally lost the Dersite pod. Since she had lost Bk.

    But seated in the “Felt manor” with the strange being Doc Scratch, she could feel the metaphorical rug being yanked sharply from underneath her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    98

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