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    "The world will take me where I need to go. I'm like a leaf in the stream of creation until I find Dirk Gently, whoever or whatever that is, and then I'm a piranha. In the stream of creation."

    A collection of vignettes from the childhood of Bartine Curlish, pre- and post- Blackwing.

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    Teaching at a new school for the term, Amanda decides to stage a musical. After all, everyone loves musicals... Everyone except frightening Principal Wilson, and her own brother, and the reluctant manual arts head of department. Getting permission to organise the production isn't even the beginning of Amanda's problems. Between downright ridiculous requests from the principal, a grouchy brother and criminal activity, Amanda still has to get kids to remember their lines and not break a prop...

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    'Dirk paused with his hand on the tap, glancing fretfully over his shoulder at Todd’s prone form on the floor. “Are they… are they getting any easier?”

    Silence. Todd didn’t open his eyes. After a few seconds, he bit his lip and shook his head minutely. Dirk’s heart sank.'

    In which Dirk decides he'll stop at nothing to find ways of helping Todd manage his illness, and comes up with a few rather unorthodox solutions- with rather unexpected side-effects.

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    'How many times had they done this? To Dirk in particular, since something about him seemed to lure them in. How did they know how to find him, how to push him to the furthest limits of his panic, and what exactly did their vampire thing do to him? Where the fuck did they get off, singling Dirk out again and again, scaring him shitless all for... What? A snack? A game? Fuck that. Fuck them.

    "Hey!" He yelled, rage making his voice carry. "Get the fuck away from him!"'

    Todd takes a stand for a friend. Post-series, Dirk and Todd friendship fic (could be read as pre-slash), featuring swearing and Rowdy 3-typical violence.

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    “Not now,” he said, feeling an overwhelming pulse of helplessness. It wasn’t fair. He had friends, people who actually cared for him. For the first time in his life he didn't feel alone. Why did it have to be now?

    **This is pretty much canon until we reach the end of season 1, at which point we've gone AU baby!**

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    You can try to escape the consequences of Christmas, but fate will only make a bigger cosmic example out of you in the end.

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    Amanda adjusts to life with the Rowdy Three.

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    Todd thinks the new British kid is annoying. Amanda thinks Todd should be friends with him. The Rowdy three are gr8. I don't know how to describe this.

    Dirk rlly wants to be friends with Todderino.

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    Someone has beat them to it. That’s never happened before.
    They hate having their fun spoiled. Especially by some skinny white guy with a bloody nose who’s grinning far too wide.

    "Oh. Hi!"

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    It should be dark. It should be punishingly cold, wind should blind him, sinister branches should snap in his face. The night should be all-consuming, should swallow him up whole as he runs and spit him out shuddering like some tragic Victorian heroine.
    But it isn’t dark: the sun has only just about finished making its lazy way under the distant horizon, and the summer twilight is both warm and bright enough to see by. When he glances up he can almost admire, with desperately watering eyes, the rich blue of the wide sky.
    As far as he’s concerned, this is because the universe is awful .

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    A boy in the desert, four mad guys in a van, and the will of the universe.

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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    Having her first Christmas without the makeshift family of the Springs, Farah sure as hell didn’t want to spend it alone – but inviting so many people over and promising to feed all of them may not have been her best idea. Add two siblings who aren't talking to each other and a rare Seattle snow storm and it might just be enough to ruin Christmas entirely.

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    “So why did that guy call you ‘Project Incubus’?” Amanda asked no one in particular as they sat around the fire they’d made at their camp for the night. “Isn’t that like, crazy sex demons?”

    “Who says we aren’t?” challenged Cross.

    “More than one type of psychic energy out there,” Gripps chimed in, while Vogel giggled uncontrollably.

    Amanda finds out why the Rowdy 3 got their code name.

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    A little exploration in Amanda's new relationship with the Rowdy 3, and all that comes with that.

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    Five years or so after The CIA Incident Farah, Todd and Dirk got their almost happily ever after, doing their best raising Farah's daughter Minnie in the suburbs of Seattle. It all goes a bit awry when Amanda shows up with the Rowdy Three and a warning of danger to come.

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    Amanda has an attack and the Rowdy 3 help with the aftermath

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    Offering to feed the Rowdy 3 something other than pararibulitis seemed like a good idea at the time. Who would have known eating happy energy could have such angsty consequences?

    “Eating emotions of people changes them. Takes the memories out and leaves ‘em hollow. We figure no one misses a bad memory, but,” Martin waved his hand around vaguely. Cigarette smoke curled around him.
    “It’s not up to us to take good things from people.” Cross said sombrely.
    Amanda stared out the window for a moment. “What if they let you?”
    Martin shook his head. “Don’t even think about it, drummer girl.”
    It was too late. Amanda was already formulating a plan.

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