8 Works in Cronus Ampora is Not an Asshole

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    Summary

    Cronus has created the groupchat.

    Cronus has name the groupchat "Sad Gay Assholes"

    Cronus has added Kankri, Latula, Kurloz, and 8 others.

    Cronus has renamed Kankri "PantsBoy"

    Cronus has renamed Porrim "TeamMom"

    Cronus has renamed Meenah "Outback"

    Cronus has renamed Mituna "DumbAss"

    Cronus has renamed Latula "SkaterBoi"

    Cronus has renamed Kurloz "ProbsMafia"

    Cronus has renamed Meulin "FurryChick"

    Cronus has renamed Horuss "Kinky"

    Cronus has renamed Rufioh "Gay"

    Cronus has renamed Damara "Hentai"

    Cronus has renamed Cronus "LordFishGod"

    LordFishGod: Wvelcome to hell, hoes.

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    252
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    109
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    College life Cronus/Kankri

     

    How did this end up with begining plot?
    Who knows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Summary

    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1200
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    Summary

    That he started to wonder why he died so young.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    279
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    Every day, at 4:13, a man would come in the cafe where I worked. He would sit at the same table, order the same thing (cherry cake), and leave. I wouldn't have noticed him if not for one thing:

    He only eats the cherries on top.

     

    On Hiatus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,797
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    599
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    It's only when Cronus finally makes a grab for Mituna's zipper, trailing his hands down to his waist, that the troll suddenly lets out a shriek and backs the fuck away. He shuffles as far back on the pailing platform as he can, until he's sat right on the end of it, with his legs pulled up to his bare chest. Without his helmet or his shirt, exposing his skinny torso and messy head of hair, only his pants and sneakers remain; he's delicious looking like this but Cronus doesn't pounce on him. Something is wrong here. He shouldn't be shaking like that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    980
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    You are Cronus Ampora, you were found unconscious and bleeding by a boy in a red sweater, you move in with him and you think he is absolutely adorable.

    You are Kankri Vantas, you found a guy in a jacket passed out in an alley, and your caring nature invites him to your apartment, and you definitely DO NOT have feelings for him.

    To be honest, I don't want to keep writing this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,991
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    614
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    "Popsicles", they were called. They were messy and sticky, and if you took more than thirty minutes to consume one, it would begin to dribble down your arms and you'd lick it off with your papery tongue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2556

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