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    Cronus losses a bet and has to cross-dress for Porrim

     

    (Originally posted on 15-8-18

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    Mituna's day goes from tolerable to shitty with the help of Jenga blocks, his horrible room-mates, and bacon.

    Also known as Mituna experience sensory overload because most of his friends are inconsiderate, jerks, or inconsiderate jerks.

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    You've been with Cronus for a while now., and you thought things were great. Maybe you were wrong.
    Later, Kurloz might help with that.

    Also old as hell. Posting it here anyway.

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    "Why can’t a friend trail their fingers over another friend’s skin? Nothing weird, just tracing their scars or having a game of connect the dots with their freckles. He’s just so fucking pretty. Goddammit, why am I like this?"

    When Karkat can't sleep, his mind begins to wander. For some reason, it always ends up wandering to Dave: the dumbass he met at a D&D session. Insomnia's a fucking bitch sometimes.

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    There are times when Cronus Ampora feels it in his bones that he's something special. That he, and Dirk, and Meenah, and Porrim, and Rufioh, and even Eridan, are all part of something bigger. There are times that he feels the history of the future running through his veins. No matter how much his father tries to convince him otherwise, there's just enough evidence that no, this generation of youth is somehow different.

    Most of the time, Cronus is just trying to live his life, but then there are times when that sensation becomes almost painfully present. Sometimes, changing the radio station is enough to ignore it, but when this symptom of the history-to-be lands right in his lap, it isn't as easy.

    As Dirk would say; the person Cronus wants to be would grab this bull by the horns and ride that high of youth rebellion into oblivion. Key word being "would".

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    Ambiguously set in USA in 1958. I am not an american in 1958, and so - though I've tried to stay true to the era - this fic is more concerned with understanding feeling and setting rather than getting all the details correct down to a T. Hopefully you will enjoy it just as much as I enjoyed rolling around in 1950's Americana.

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    Cronus, while browsing QuadrantTube one evening, stumbles across the amateur offerings of a user by the name of “deepBroat.” Mild infatuation takes a turn, and Cronus suddenly finds himself in the camera’s spotlight. But does he have what it takes to keep up? Or will he washout like so many others?

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    Your name is Mituna Captor and you, are done with this whole thing people like to call "life".

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    In which, Kankri is surprisingly brave, there's too much sexual tension to handle, and everything is painfully cute

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    Aradia has no tits and is dying. Cronus has one ball and probably isn't dying, probably, but he'll take any excuse to finally get laid that he can get.

    (It doesn't work.)

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    Your name is Kankri Vantas, and boy, you were a sucker for his sea green eyes.

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    A Humanstuck AU where Kankri meets Cronus in high school. There isn't much of a spark at first, but they start to like each other fairly quickly, becoming best friends, and then lovers of sorts. Complications arise when Cronus moves away, and Kankri is left to send him letters and more letters in order to keep in touch. This isn't as easy as he would have thought. Sappy and filled with cute, fluffy touches, this is a fanfiction that really brings out the essence in a relationship, no matter how far away two people are from each other.

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    Mituna seemed happy. He seemed as if he hadn't a care in the world. But he way lying to himself and everyone around him.

    __________________________________________________________

    So this is my first aow story ( not my first fan fic though ). I hope you guys enjoy!

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    Cronus Ampora has never been in love, and he sure as fuck wasn't going to fall for this unbearably loquacious kid who just happened to fall into his life. But instead of leaving well-enough alone, he makes a stupid bet with his friend that could change his life forever. Now, what does he have when faced with the indecision of telling the truth and potentially ruining everything that's important to him, or living a lie with the person who is ever so slowly becoming his everything?
    In short: "Growing up is hard. It's hard and nobody understands."-Eridan Ampora

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    Cronus reflects on his relationship with Kankri and how it got so weird

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    A side story for 'The Rule of Transformation' -- what really happened between the Prince and the Titan while Sollux was on the barge.

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    Eridan is in love with Sollux and the other seems to feel the same way. The only problem is Eridan's older brother, Cronus, who is very possessive of his little brother and likes to treat him in a way that family should not. (Human!Stuck)

    Also entitled. Cronus is a possessive asshole, Eridan is a poor abused teenager, Sollux is his lover and I like to torture Ampora's.

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    Fills I did for the HSWC bonus rounds.

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    Being stuck in the strange conjoined dream bubbles of all the Beforan and Alternian trolls, Porrim didn't have too long of a list to go over, but she figured with a group as utterly fucked up as theirs, it wouldn't be hard to find some poor sap that had way more problems than she did.

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    He's a despicable, two-faced, slimy jerk. And she hated him.

    But hating someone never felt so good.

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    Cronus tries too hard and thinks too little, and really overall is the worst sort of person to fall in love.
    Kankri doesn't try at all and frankly he thinks way too much, but this doesn't really matter because he still comes across as a prude.

     

    I was going to give this a good title but as a joke i called it 'Pull the lever Cronkri' when i sent it to my beta and it came back re-titled as this and i was laughing for ten billion years this is great.

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