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    Time moves differently for different people.
    For Five, ten years in the apocalypse had dragged on forever and yet they had also passed by in a flash. Ever the same, never changing, until the Handler showed up to recruit him.
    For Helena, her time serving the Commission had been dangerous and exciting, and then eventually, mundane and repetitive. Ever the same, never changing, until the Handler brought her a new partner.
    Time moves differently. It placed them both here and now, and they'll move time itself to stay together.
    [Canon divergence if Five had been recruited at age 25. See A/N for more]

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    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    21
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    1
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    329
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    Killing a spider doesn’t destroy all its webs, and the Handler’s death didn’t disarm all her machinations. Now it seems the Hargreeves siblings’ alternate future timeline misadventures have come back to bite them.

    Why couldn’t they just be metaphorically haunted by the past like normal dysfunctional families?

    ...o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o...


    The runner-up title was "Two Can Play at Timeline Shenanigans (But They Probably Shouldn't)".
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    133
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    152
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    Klaus sat up and pointed at Five. “Now I know what’s wrong with you!”

    It seemed Allison couldn’t resist that setup. “Is this going to be an exhaustive list? Don’t know if we have time for that.”

    “Shushush, you two.” Klaus flapped one hand dismissively in the direction of Allison and then the fireplace (Ben?) while maintaining his dramatic point with the other. He announced, “It’s skin hunger!”

    The room fell so quiet Diego could practically hear Five’s spine creak as he slowly turned to hit Klaus with the flattest stare possible.

    After recovering from that disturbing pronouncement, Diego had to point out, “He’s a temporal assassin, not a cannibal.” No response. “Right?”

    Five pinched the bridge of his nose and heaved a put-upon sigh.

    ...o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o...


    I would call this “Siblings Semi-Accidentally Form a Support Group for Survivors of Reginald Hargreeves’ Parenting (Plus Former-Timeline Ben Who Did Not Survive and Is Usually Invisible, But Is Still Invited)” but then I’d never be able to remember the title.
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1586
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    Five lets Vanya out of the cage, only causing a second apocalypse to occur. In just a few days, Five tries to save the world the second time around.
    Chapter title from the song Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper

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    Chapters:
    5/17
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5776
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    Six times Five's siblings stood up for him against the handler being a creep.
    +One time he got the courage to stand up for himself.

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,203
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    473
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    Falling.

    Somewhere.

    Is it possible to just fall nowhere? Hopefully not. That’s the opposite of what Five’s trying to achieve right now. He’s trying to get somewhere. Sometime actually. He needs to get his family back to their proper timeline.

    Thing is though...can’t quite do that if there’s no family to get home in the first place.

    It’s only a weird cabin, a weird town, with even weirder phenomena. But Five’s used to weird. Or so he thinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    254
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    210
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    Five is sent to kill her. Vanya.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    2
    Hits:
    299
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    Perhaps when you were supposedly assassinated for messing up the timeline, it would be best not to do anything drastic but Prudence Sinclair was never any good at doing what she was told. Which is why she was meant to be assassinated for in the first place, she had grown too hard for the Handler to control and her powers, inherited from her father, were becoming useless to the Handler so she was to be disposed of. By, some miracle, Prudence Sinclair managed to talk her way out of being assassinated.

    Number Five was the Handler's best assassin, so he was tasked to kill her. It was mostly for the irony, Number Five was Prudence's uncle although he didn't know it, her father was Klaus Hargreeves. She had only recently discovered this, it subsequently lead to her 'death'. Somehow she convinced him to spare her. He didn't leave her unharmed but he left her alive with a set of rules. Rules which would be ignored two years later with the passing of Reginald Hargreeves. How could she guess Number Five would turn up, that very same day, in the body of his thirteen-year-old self, ranting about a doomsday that the Umbrella Academy plus herself need to stop?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Five sits a couple feet away from the woman, the flickering lightbulb swinging above, and lines up his tools carefully on the filthy concrete floor between them. He takes his time, letting her see each one, and up this close, he can see the dawning, sickening horror etched into every micro-expression on her face.

    He leans back, just watching, even as Dolores screams silently at him to stop.

    Bleach. Screws. Spoon.

    ...

    Number Five's final training exam at the Commission before he's cleared as a field agent. The test is straightforward - inflicting torture to obtain information is a standard skill that any agent must be able to utilise with ruthless efficiency. And Five will do anything to get back to his family.

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    English
    Words:
    2,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    331
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    For the Febuwhump prompt hallucinations.

    Sometimes, Five sees the Handler.

    She tells him to kill.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    611
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    Years later, Five is lying in the motel room. Exhausted. Too many jumps. Too many kills in one day

    The Handler appears. Five's head is burning with a raging, uncontrollable fever.

    She touches his forehead, hands blessedly cool. The Handler does things Grace didn't do.

    She does other things Grace wouldn't do, either.

    Five lets his eyes close as the Handler's fingers wanders down his tie, as it slips into his opened shirt.

    He's too tired.

    Too touch starved. If it came to this, if he gets it from this, Five would accept it.

    He was so, so tired.

    Language:
    English
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    4,044
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
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    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1069
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    On the screen, the little boy simply called ‘Number Five’ struggles to climb a mountain of collapsed rubble to get to the other side. He thinks there might be some surviving cans of food in what used to be a supermarket – Dot already knows there are not. For the third time, he slips on the rocks and tumbles to the bottom, this time slicing his knee open on a piece of pipe as he does so. For the third time, he staggers to his feet anyway and starts to climb once again. She winces.

    “Resilience is such a valuable trait,” The Handler murmurs reverently, without looking away, her gaze almost frightening in its concentration, and Dot swallows.

    ...

    A conversation, and one brief moment in little Number Five's miserable life, as seen through the eyes of Dot and the Handler.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    585
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    Five doesn’t love the Handler. The Handler doesn’t love Five. They’re mortal enemies, feuding until the end of times, until one can finally conquer the other.

    At least, that’s what Five likes to tell himself.

    (Her lips on his neck don’t make him feel so guilty when he pretends this is nothing but a lustful affair.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    761
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    A thirteen year old, even one as smart and resourceful as Five, can’t survive long in a world on fire.

    (Or, an AU where Five lies about his age and suffers for it.)

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,608
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1199
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    It was no secret that Number Five held massive amounts of disdain for his family members, no matter how much he claimed to love them. There was, however, an exception found in Number Eight, named Letitia by Grace. Before his untimely disappearance, the two were thick as thieves and joined at the hip in more ways than one. However, after living in a post-apocalyptic hell for 42 years, will Five be able to come back to Letitia and find the same solace in her as he did before?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,310
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    363
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    17526
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    Five really wasn’t okay, and if he was being perfectly honest, he hadn’t been okay for quite some time. He finds this out the hard way when he collapses in a motel room while on the run from the Sparrow Academy, but thankfully his siblings are there to pick up the pieces.

    -

    WARNINGS: Warnings for referenced rape/non-con elements, brief suicidal thoughts, and PTSD flashbacks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,205
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    551
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    5329
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    Individual one shots of the siblings each reacting to The Handlers Creepy behavior towards their technically very underage brother plus one where all six siblings react simultaneously and Five realizes how much they care.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,472
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2658
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    Five spends fifteen years in the apocalypse and two years working for the Temps Commission before breaking his contract and time traveling back to the year 2003; just a year after he originally went missing.

    According to his calculations, wiping Reginald's existence from the timeline means the apocalypse never occurs. But of course, this leaves several newly orphaned fourteen year olds in his care.

    Let the family bonding and therapy ensue.

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    Words:
    79,664
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    690
    Kudos:
    1609
    Bookmarks:
    283
    Hits:
    26670
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    Please Heed Tags.

     

     

    The Handler gets her hands on Five, gets her fingers under his skin, gets her teeth into his heart. He's her property, now. And there's nothing Five can do about it.

     

    Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. Use Caution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2122
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    Basically a what if Five had been Peter Parker's biological father. So what is Five willing to give up in order to keep his family safe?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    509

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