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    Obi-Wan is grieving, Anakin is scared, and Obi-Wan's friends just want to be there for him.

    Count Dooku meets with Obi-Wan after he hands in his resignation from the Order.

    Somehow, Obi-Wan earns a family.

    The Council makes different decisions, it changes everything and nothing.

     

    Or;

    Everyone gets therapy. Get in bitch, we're going to heal and fix everything.

    Also, Dooku comes and adopts the two traumatised grandchildren he accidentally got himself, but oh well, he's not complaining.

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    After arriving on Ahch-To in search of Luke Skywalker, Rey finds herself thrown into the past during the time of the Galactic Empire, with the heroes and villains that she had heard stories about in the Jakku desert.

    *A rewrite of Falling Into Light*

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    Cody receives a KIA notice.

    Elsewhere, Fox wishes he was KIA.

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    “𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝒻𝒶𝓁𝓁.”

    Padmé had never known love, nor was she made for it. She had been raised in the dark ways of the Sith since her beginning. That darkness was what filled the empty space in her heart, a space most left for love. Her terrible purpose she had accepted as soon as her mind began to form thoughts. It was engrained in her very being, that one singular purpose:

    The Rule of Two. Never one. Never three. Only two.

    She was the sole apprentice of the great Lord of the Sith. The Lord's last apprentice was sacrificed so that she could take their place. Only Padmé was strong enough to become Lord of the Sith one day. Her master had grown weak in his old age, and it was only a matter of time before it was necessary for him to be... replaced.

    Which is why she sought an apprentice. One to make two, when her master passed on. An apprentice to turn to darkness, to serve her needs, to help her fulfill... her purpose.

    PLEASE READ THE TAGS

    this story features questionable themes. the main romance arc is considerably toxic and is not meant to be a good example of a healthy romantic relationship.

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    Mandalorians and Jedi don´t mix well, so much is clear. But the Clone Wars overthrow the Rules of the Galaxy and across the GAR, Jedi find themselves drawn into the mandalorian Circles their Men frequent. Obi-Wan Kenobi finds himself tasked with helping two old Flames running the Mando'ade, while his old Padawan discoveres Things that throw everything he thought he knew into Doubt. Captain Rex just wants his Family to make it through the War without major Casualties. Given Kheeli´s Tendencies to land in Medbay and his older Siblings´ Knack for Chaos, he doesn´t have very high Hopes. Clan Wren is doing what they do best: ruining the Plans of Demagolka, Dark Side be damned.

    Or: Anakin has a Twin Sister that is raised mandalorian. Things derail from there.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi had sent a message hoping to get aid for Melida/Daan. He expected the disappointed face of Master Jinn to step off the Jedi cruiser to retrieve him. He hadn't been expecting Jedi Master Plo Koon, newest seated member of the Jedi High Council.

    Plo Koon had often been told he missed his calling as a crechemaster, but he knew that the Force was pulling him into the wider universe. The day the Council received a comm from Melida/Daan, he felt like the Force was SCREAMING for him to go, and he would never think to ignore the Force.

    Or: Plo Koon is actually secretly Mandalorian and adopts everyone he can. And gets Obi-Wan therapy Sithdamnit.

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    "Zel didn’t care about the war.
    Didn’t care about clones. Didn’t care about Separatists. Didn’t care about anything Topside, except her second cousin when Zel remembered her.
    Zel only cared if the needle of her tattoo gun could pierce the skin of her customer, and if she could pull off whatever design they’d asked for."

    In which a tattoo request from a clone commander changes the course of history.

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    This was no time for sadness. The war had ended; the darkness had lost. A new life was being born, right here and now, in the ashes of the old one.

     

    alternatively: after their relationship is made public, Anakin and Padmé try to re-discover their happy ending on Naboo

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    There's something eerie about Chancellor Palpatine. Something that makes Anakin scared, something that sets him on edge.

    Something that reminds him of Tatooine.

    Or;

    14 years old Anakin is creeped out by the old man who insists on meeting with him alone. He reaches out for help.

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    "Fox startles as the door of his closet-office opens with a loud bang. Armor on but bucket off, Ponds appears, coming in as if he owns the place.

    “What are you doing here?” asks Fox, already exhausted before his brother even has the chance to do anything.

    “You look like shit,” states Ponds when he stops in front of him, hands on his hips. He looks resolute; it doesn’t bode well for Fox."

     

    OR: Ponds interrupts Fox's brooding for a much-needed session of cuddles.

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    Anakin tries to tell Obi-Wan about him and Padmé. He doesn't get to finish before Obi-Wan jumps to conclusions.

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    "Fox wasn’t entirely sure what the old bastard got out of it. Sometimes he seemed almost bored as Fox shivered and cried, tied naked to his bed and stuffed with a cold metal plug too big to be comfortable. Other times his eyes would focus on Fox like a nexu, a predator watching its prey struggle to escape. 

    There was nowhere Fox could escape to anyway."

    When Palpatine starts looking at Fox like he's a piece of meat, Fox figures better him than another brother. If he just gives the chancellor what he wants, Fox will never have to find out what Palpatine would do if he tries to say no.

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    Whumptober Day 1:

    “This wasn’t supposed to happen”

    The Chancellor can’t be a Sith Lord. The person he thought of as a father couldn’t be a Sith Lord, but the Force never lied. And Fives was right. Also, apparently, he had a clone, so he was also dispensable. 

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    Let’s be real, Obi Wan was undercover on a Palpatine-assassinating mission. The true fix-it is carrying it out.

    If he can.

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    “Hey! Captain Rex, right? I’m Anakin.” He’s cheery and confident, holding out a hand to shake Rex’s instead of anything more sensible. “It’s great to meet you.”

    “I’d like to say the same, but I wasn’t given any warning about who you are or why you’re here,” Rex says. It’s a very clear suggestion to explain.

    “Anakin Skywalker, Model 3.2 pleasure droid from Damaskus Industries ‘Real Seam’ prototype line,” the man announces, still cheerful. “One of two assigned by the Chancellor’s office as a trial run for a program to maintain morale and lower stress among GAR command to ensure long-term health and encourage mission success.”

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    Something is wrong with the Guard and Fordo is sent to investigate.

    Where Fordo practically raised Thorn and Thire, and is pretty sure that this is somehow all Fox’s (and by extension Seventeen’s) fault.

    For Fordoweek2022!

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    "I'm surprised anyone remembers that." Obi-Wan smiled, trying his damnedest to be properly sociable and return the handshake. Skywalker's grin widened- Obi-Wan wouldn't have believed it was even possible. "It was ten whole years ago."

    "Of course I do!" The Senator sounded almost offended, before taking on his earlier friendly tone. "I'm friends with Senator Amidala."

    "I see." Obi-Wan could see it- leave it to Padmé to befriend someone that seemed to have absorbed his planet's twin suns into his personality.

     

    (Or, Obi-Wan tries to help someone and, maybe, makes a friend.)

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    The second Fox found out they'd been selected for a special mission, his hopes died.
    He knew what that meant. He and the vode selected with him would never be seen again, dead if they were lucky, but when had they been lucky.
    Of al the outcomes he'd been preparing for and expecting, waking up on a ship in a different star date was not one of them.

     

    In which Fox and a small group of Corries travel through both time and dimension and cause a lot of problems for a lot of people who deserve it.

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    “The galaxy is saved not by a Chosen One…but by Chancellor Palpatine hating paperwork.”

    AKA, Fox gets a(n unasked-for and much hated) promotion, and the universe comes out all the better for it.

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    Years ago Dooku's blood was used to save Obi-Wan Kenobi's life, now the Sith has manipulated this connection to create a powerful bond between them. Obi-Wan believes he can use their connection to a tactical advantage in the war, not caring what this could mean to his personal well-being (though he finds it harder and harder to ignore the worried faces of the Council and his former Padawan).

    Meanwhile, another Jedi searches for answers and stumbles upon a much bigger (and darker) plot.

    [Sequel to Zigoola Sunrise & The Jedi Virus - Timeline, 21BBY - Directly after the battle of Kamino]

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    9/?
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    78
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    20
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