18 Works in Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
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“You should know by now that cheesy pick-up lines don’t work.” Debbie rolled her eyes.
Lou scoffed and sat down at the table, scooting her chair closer to Debbie.
“It’s not a line, Debbie,” Lou smirked. “I find you incredibly sexy. That is simply, a fact.”
Debbie scoffed this time.
“Debbie,” Lou smiled, liking how the name tasted on her tongue. “You look smart. There are, what, 40 other attractive women in this bar—including your friend here—and I’ve been unable to take my eyes off you…and only you, for the past two hours. Not a line, Debbie. Just a… fact.”
Debbie was flustered and she knew Lou could see it, but she wasn’t quick enough to come up with a witty response. Or any response at all for that matter.
“Answer me this, Debbie. Without thinking about your answer first: do you find me attractive?”
“No.” Debbie lied.
“Yes,” Lou grinned. “You do.”
(Heavily inspired by Hannah/Jacob Palmer relationship chunk of 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' without all the running side/cross-over couples and stories)
[Scattered Debbie/Lou one-shots pre-canon, post-canon, and completely on its head alternate universe. Each work is based on the lyrics of one song and stands alone.]
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- Part 4 of Song to Song
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Crazy, Stupid, Love by WeOutHereLikeThat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
25 Oct 2020
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A middle-aged husband's life (Rhaegar) changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, Jon Snow, learning to pick up girls at bars.
Literally just 'Crazy Stupid Love' but with Game of Thrones characters.
Rhaegar is Cal. Elia is Emily. Jon Snow is Jacob Palmer, Daenerys is Hannah, Sansa is Jessica, you can guess the rest. -
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Missing scene of Jacob/Hannah at the beginning of their relationship, after Jacob and Cal's disappointing drink at the bar. Jacob’s POV.
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A Tall Drink of Water by rewmariewrites
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
06 Mar 2019
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“My brother thinks Professor Bradley - the Dean of Science at UBC - is hot,” Al informs Tall Drink, nose wrinkled delicately, dimples still out to play.
Tall Drink flashes a dimple of his own as he laughs, head thrown back. It shows off a previously unexplored angle of his jaw - one that’s goddamn fantastic - and Ed knows with sudden clarity that if he’d been standing he would’ve gone weak at the knees. Both knees, even the one that’s fuckin’ robotic.
“You know, that’s an intriguing coincidence,” Tall Drink says to Al, “because I think your brother is hot, if you’ll excuse the colloquialism.”
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Thank you for changing my life. by Biatch for My person.
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011), Suits - Fandom
15 May 2017
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I just want to thank a certain someone for all they've done for me.
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- 1
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Wrapping up the conversation between Jacob and Cal in the bar, two weeks after the family quarrel.
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Stupid Love by OrbManson7
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (2010), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Crazy Stupid Love (2011), Fast and the Furious Series, Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
10 Jan 2016
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Posted from FF.net - Crazy, Stupid Love/Fast & the Furious AU.
A wager to get a jerk out of a bar leads to a story of fast cars, awkward conversations, and budding romance. Rated for buttloads of cursing, drug and alcohol usage, illegal car racing, and sexual implications. IF YOU LOVE HIJACK AND CARS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS FIC! I PROMISE! Please R&R! -
Hey Girl - A Ryan Gosling Tribute Vid by GreenBrynVids (GreenBryn)
Fandoms: Breaker High, Young Hercules, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Remember the Titans (2000), The Believer, The Slaughter Rule, Murder by Numbers (2002), The United States of Leland (2003), The Notebook (2004), Stay - Fandom, Half Nelson, Fracture - Fandom, Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Blue Valentine (2010), All Good Things - Fandom, Drive - Fandom, Crazy Stupid Love (2011), The Ides of March, Drunk History Christmas, The Place Beyond the Pines, Gangster Squad (2013), Only God Forgives, Young Hercules RPF, Actor RPF, Canadian Actor RPF
22 Oct 2014
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Music vid tribute to Ryan Gosling and the Hey Girl meme, to the song "Hey Girl" by Billy Currington. "Lookin' so fine, got me all tongue-tied, and the only line I can think to say is 'Hey Girl'."
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Jacob's proposal.
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Takes place after the fight scene. Can Cal make things right with his family?
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Just a little Jacob/Hannah Smut. Warning: Adult content.
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Jacob and Hannah discuss why she's not going to call her father, not yet anyway.
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Several seconds passed while she fiddled with her lips, checking, double checking, triple checking them. Jacob let her do so for awhile before speaking again.
"You know he might be here today, yeah?"
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Five Things Cal Taught Jacob by atheilen for theladyscribe
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
21 Dec 2012
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Or, the one with the Coin Bears
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Five Years (or the importance of good timing) by Cuits
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
21 Oct 2012
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Robbie still misses Jessica, of course, but he has also come to terms with the fact that Jessica and he are in it – in love – for the long run, so he follows his father’s advice and learns to enjoy his age.
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Jacob Palmer is not someone who does awkward. Missing scene, post-fight at the Weavers.
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This Post-Postmodern Age Is All Business by summerstorm for Shoshanna Gold (shoshannagold)
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
22 Dec 2011
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Hannah's heard all the horror stories about first-year associates cramming billable hours to the detriment of their lives, but she didn't think it would happen to her.
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There is no precedent for this. (Missing scene from the movie.)