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    Harry sabe que su vida es una mierda. No hace falta frotar mas sal en la herida pero parece que el destino o las parcas no han captado ese hecho.

    Harry esta tan harto de toda esta mierda.

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    Español
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    2,867
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    3/?
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    18
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    Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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    121,096
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    235
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    410
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    148
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    English
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    5/5
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    310
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    Harry wasn't sure if this was a dream, nightmare, some alternate reality but he figured since he was in it, he might as well enjoy it.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    724
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    3101
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    722
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    65921
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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    English
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    36,404
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    3
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    451
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    1253
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    433
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    24594
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    What if Dudley Dursley went to Hogwarts?

    They say that "a butterfly can flap its wings in Peking, and in Central Park, you get rain instead of sunshine", meaning that even the smallest event can cause drastic changes. So, what would happen if Harry Potter's spoiled cousin from Surrey went to Hogwarts alongside him, concealing from everyone that he's a Muggle?

    This is a not canon compliant rewrite of the Harry Potter series, where Dudley's adventure to Hogwarts changes events from the past, the present and the future, sometimes giving a new meaning and a fresh perspective to the adventures the Golden Trio went through in the original series.

    DISCLAIMER: I, as a trans writer, do not support JK Rowling and her hateful views. If you do, perhaps you shouldn't read this fan fiction.

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    English
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    202,386
    Chapters:
    78/78
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    9496
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    Kitten hybrids excelled at everything. They were a genetically advanced breed. They were also known to be slightly evil, a little manipulative and generally very destructive. Louis Tomlinson prided himself on being all of those things. As unpleasant as his company could be, he had a talent for wrapping people around his little finger- making anyone bend over backwards to please him within 10 minutes of knowing him.

    Until Harry Styles.

    When the two are forced to spend two weeks under the same roof, moments are shared, and sex ensues. And a whirlwind of drama to follow.

    .

    You took my glasses off,
    Wiped away the blur of fantasy,
    Then put them back on;
    Brandishing a clearer view than
    the pretty you I'd been
    accustomed to.
    But a you, that I'm grateful
    to see.

    Inspired by 'Make a Run, Cause Some Rebellion', by whoknows.
    First six paragraphs are a direct outtake from the aforementioned story.

    Language:
    English
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    101,001
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2401
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    An accident in Quidditch during his First year at Hogwarts has changed something in Harry`s mind. With insanity and nonsense hand in hand with the boy, the help of a deceivingly smart Divination Professor and the silent backing of a young, arsehole of a King, Harry is more than ready to create waves, kick arses and take names... And bang that cute Slytherin boy with icy blue eyes... And maybe the Hufflepuff Hottie as well.

    Warning: Unhinged and uncomfortably precocious Harry Potter ahead. You have been warned. Proceed with caution.

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    English
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    48,924
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    891
    Bookmarks:
    231
    Hits:
    29978
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    我享受他注意我的感觉,就像我驯服了一只猎豹。幸也不幸,道阻且长。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    2,838
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    23
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    3
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    Dark magic is considered dark for a reason, it's powerful, dangerous, and above all intoxicating. It makes changes in those who rely on it. Changes in body and mind.

    A bitter and angry Harry turns to questionable magic in the aftermath of the deaths he experiences.

    (THIS IS A REWRITE)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,328
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1288
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    Soulmate AU Prompt: Everyone has a small piece of red string attached to their finger, and if you follow it, it will lead to your soulmate. Harry is just confused to why his is tied to a time turner.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    550
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    8201
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    Después de pasar setecientos años estudiando toda la magia conocida en el mundo, Harry Potter, compañero de la muerte, se encuentra aburrido sin nada más que hacer.

    Es malo ser un ser inmortal mentalmente inestable en un planeta donde eres la única criatura viva que existe, y es aún por cuando la curiosidad le hace preguntarse 'que hubiera pasado en sus primeros años de Hogwarts si él fuera diferente'

    Es una mala combinación y más cuando tu querido y eterno acompañante (muerte) decide joder contigo y darte una sorpresa extra cuando decides viajar en el tiempo.

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    Español
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    43,068
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    6328
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    I keep a count of how long this has been going on. I try to write down, I try to leave notes. You don't let me know the truth, you forbid it. But for some reason I continue to collect information bit by bit.
    I wake up. Again you are there and, as always, smiling. I still have the same letter on my hand. Name? Or is it something you shouldn't know about?

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    5,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    99
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    10
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    1328
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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    101
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    8
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    4576
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    Harry and Ra's welcome their new family addition to the crazy reality of life.

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    English
    Words:
    5,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    476
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    5855
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    What exactly happened after Namikaze Minato was sealed by the Shinigami? Harry Potter happened. That's what.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1911
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    This is how Ra's al Ghul and Harry Potter met before the events of Black & Emerald.

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    English
    Words:
    7,657
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    491
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    7425
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    Сумасшедший Поттер ест в саду червей, и Малфой любит его и за это тоже.

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    Русский
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    622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    236
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    Oneshot about a grief driven Harry going back in time to see his dead lover again and change history.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1299
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    The air pulses with magic, she’s laughing. Sick with it.
    She hates it.
    It Drives her mad.

    They says it’s a gift.
    She says it’s a curse.
    He says it will be okay.

    They say she’s a monster.
    The Dark say she’s a Snake in A Honey Badgers Clothing.

    He says she's beautiful.
    She says he's wrong.
    They call her a traitor.
    He says they are wrong.

    They call her Harriet Potter.
    The Dark call Her Willow.

    They hurt her.
    She will not let them get away with it again.

    He’s says he’d burn the world for her.

    She laughs.

    I’ll burn it down myself, She tells him.

    He smiles, I know.

     

    (looks what's changed again)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,370
    Chapters:
    20/30
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    679
    Bookmarks:
    181
    Hits:
    11831

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