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    I've written some lore for my fictional town, Kurtistown, that I've built on Minecraft. It's so that I have an image for when I write a oneshot each for each of my favourite ships (there's a lot of them btw).

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    "Fred's a virgin!" Sam blurts out.

    "Yes," Fred says. It's not even the worst thing Sam has had him go along with today. "A virgin. I am. No sex. Ever." His voice goes squeaky at the end.

    (An audio recording, roughly 28 minutes)

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    'If I throw up in my bed I'm sleeping in yours'

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    Fred picks up the bottle of whiskey that Sam’s laid down on the bed between them.
    “…Is this yours?” He could’ve sworn he saw it on Anthony’s shelf.
    “It’s for Never Have I Ever,” says Sam, steadfastly ignoring the question.
    Definitely Anthony’s.

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    The idea that Sam helped Fred get ready for his date in Episode 3 was too great a temptation to resist.

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    Fred had kind of assumed that Sam would be totally new to this. He hadn’t really considered that sex had a lot of…transferable skills.

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    Sam and Fred take the day off.

    Some missing moments from episode two.

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    Fred is sticking the chocolate in his bag when he feels something hit his temple. A paper ball lands on the table in front of him

    He turns around and sees Sam wave at him.

    He’s never talked to Sam. Doesn’t really know a thing about him, except that his hair is spiked up in a way most kids seemed to stop doing in second grade, and he seems to be in a state of permanent distraction.

    And, judging from the missile, he doesn’t like Fred.

    Fred turns back to his work, only for a second paper ball to hit him, and a third.

    He turns back to Sam with a pleading expression, completely at a loss for what else to do.

     And Sam mouths, “Open it.”

    Oh.

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    “This is a bad idea,” Sam says, for possibly the 11th time that morning. He readjusts his button-up in the mirror before gesturing to himself. “This is not meant for parental viewing.”
    “You’ll be fine,” Fred says, kicking his heels against the bed. “Just don’t use any of your nicknames for me. And don’t talk about how porn is killing sex. Or the fact that you and Lulu had a thing. Do not bring up that I skipped work for you. Definitely skip the risqué jokes. Don’t bring out your Indian accent. Oh, and don’t mention how me and Will broke up.”
    “Fuck me,” Sam says to the universe in general.
    “And definitely don’t say that,” Fred adds helpfully. “But apart from that, just be yourself.”

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    “Maybe we should pretend I have a terminal disease,” Sam says, in the middle of their morning lie-in. “So then when we reveal we’re dating, it’ll seem like small potatoes.”
    “Hm.” says Fred. Whoever said there was no wrong way to come out obviously wasn’t anticipating Sam.

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    “I’m not missing out on this.” Fred points to toddler Sam, wearing overalls covered in forklifts, with Keep on Trucking emblazoned on the front.
    Sam gives him a sideways grin for a second.
    “I can’t believe you spiked up your hair even more. And you’re missing so many teeth.”
    “I did a lot of stunts.”
    “Stunts?” Fred sounds like he’s trying not to laugh.
    “Crawling up slides. Trying to get to the top of the gym shed. Hanging upside down from the monkey bars.”
    “Right. Stunts.”
    “Let me guess, you didn’t do stunts? You were probably one of those angelic kids. Quiet, well-behaved, ‘a pleasure to have in class’-”
    “You can say goody-two-shoes.”
    Sam nudges him. “I was getting to that.”

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    In sleep, Sam clings to him, sometimes so tight that his ribs bruise.
    So whenever Sam leans back, glances away, ducks his head; Fred folds his arm against his torso to rest against the dull ache there and remind himself that they are Something, even if no one’s entirely sure what yet.

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    Fred wakes up to something hitting him in the chest. Bleary-eyed, he registers Sam sitting in bed next to him.

    “Cough syrup and jellybeans,” he says, pointing to the plastic bag sliding down Fred’s torso. “I had to go to three stores before I found a pack without liquorice flavour. There’s water on the bedside table.” He grabs the laptop from his bedside table and puts it on his lap. “And 14 hours of quality romcoms.”

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    Sam turns to see an unbelievably handsome man walk through the door.
    And, suddenly, Fred’s standing up, being bear-hugged by the Adonis, choking out a “Hi Shane,” and looking incredibly flustered.
    It takes Sam about 3 seconds to decide that the best strategy is aggressive politeness. The kind that says: I can let my guard down, because you’re not a threat. Because my boyfriend’s not attracted to 6 foot guys with muscles and stubble. Right?

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    Making friends with Fred was easy. Sam struggles with everything else.

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    Apparently, Sam has a sister. Which Fred only finds out when she's accidentally invited to the Christmas party.

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    Sam looks at his phone. “Lulu’s hosting a come-as-you-are party.” He pauses, unzips his shark onesie and chucks it on to the bed, so that he’s just in his briefs. “If anyone asks, this is what I was wearing when I got the invite.”
    “What?” he asks Fred’s bemused face. “Can’t disappoint the ladies. Or lads,” he adds thoughtfully.
    Fred looks down at his too-baggy sleep shirt and boxer-clad legs. He picks up the onesie. “As long as I was wearing this.”
    Sam tilts his head and smiles. “You know, if you wanted to wear my clothes, you just had to ask.”

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    Sam sits down in the chair opposite Fred. “I don’t know why you’re being such a baby about this. It can’t be the first time a guy’s used your face as a canvas.”

    And with that, Fred instantly regrets agreeing to this. But Sam’s dipping the paintbrush into purple, and, lo and behold, it seems like he might actually be focused?

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    Together they made each other better people; it was the stuff of romantic comedies.

    The kiss at the hospital changed everything. Long gone were the days of coy flirtations, hidden passion and denial.

    Two months after the hospital had been torn down, he and Sam were living in a real flat (though it was not much nicer than the hospital had been).

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    Kate may have to ban Sam from planning his own birthday parties.

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