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    PWP in which Dan is probably not The 40 Year Old Virgin no matter how much evidence seems to point that way.

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    English
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    2,463
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    1/1
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    9
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1690
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    “But the point is that female power in society has been vilified as witchcraft since the middle ages,” Katie says, which is probably a good point, but significantly less important than getting Dan to do his Wicked Witch of The West impression once more with feeling to be immortalized in video on Soren’s phone.

     

     

     

     

    In which Soren has an inner monologue, and a perfectly good comedic bit is beaten like the proverbial dead horse.

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    1/1
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    85
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    The morning rush had just subsided, leaving them with a little time to clean and regroup before the lunch crowd started trickling in, needing their next caffeine fix. Katie was supervising operations and pulling shots as needed, as Michael and Daniel worked the espresso machines, and Soren was at the till. All in all, it was a completely normal morning at The Grind House.

    Michael wrinkled his nose and frowned. “Does something seem... off to you guys?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    You're playing Plants vs Zombies on your phone while he's blasting away at them with a machine gun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,421
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Summary

    Soren has a little secret he never planned on telling the others.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,900
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    134
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1662
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    Soren gives Daniel a ride home and thinks about their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1046
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    Soren is reminded of some times when things didn't go as well as they could have.

    (to be updated at my whim, continuing the theme in every chapter until i run out of ideas, hence the X in the title. unlimited angst!!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    280
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    687
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    Apparently being nice to people is pretty hard work. Who knew?

    Series
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    English
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    1,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    345
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    Michael & Daniel discover the Cracked kink meme and Michael takes a shot at filling a prompt. Strong language and some mild one-sided Michael/Daniel, (but it's pretty gen). Written for the lulz. Complete.

    Language:
    English
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    904
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    545
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    Michael grabs him by the back of his shirt and hauls him up over the basket and the earth below looks smaller than it should, the ground looks much further away than Daniel knows it is. He says, “Okay, here we go,” just as everything goes to shit around them, and let’s Dan drop.

    Language:
    English
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    2,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    509
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    You only get one chance in life to do things the right way. Dan had a history of bad choices.

    A collection of short stories and writing exercises about Agents of Cracked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,337
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    395
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    L33t thinks things may have changed. N00b clarifies everything for him.

    Language:
    English
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    545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    859
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    Soren Bowie has only been at the job for about a year, and he's already tired of the undercover work and the emotional attachments.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    866
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1174
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    N00b has (in retrospect, what should be) the obvious pointed out to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    941
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    How many people count as an orgy? Soren, Katie, Dan and Michael discuss and some interesting history is revealed as a result.
    (Alternate title 'Three a Threesome, Four a Foursome, Five a Fivesome, More a Moresome?')

    Language:
    English
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    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    519
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    In which an encounter in the parking lot after work one night causes changes in the office - only some of them for the better.

    Series
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    English
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    11,149
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    26
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    1
    Hits:
    560
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    In which FindLove has a meeting after Thanksgiving, and everyone gets surprised.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    385
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    In which Josie sees something she shouldn't have.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,187
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    1/1
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    18
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    413
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    In which Elise wants to have a talk with Max. In her gun range.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    400
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    In which Martin returns to the parking lot...and runs into someone unexpected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    339

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