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  1. 84

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    ‘We’re a delicacy,’ Taehyung told him, once upon a time when dirty talking strangers was still an oddity to him. ‘Male phone sex operators, we’re down for gay shit with closeted businessmen with wives that don’t get enough dick so they’ll probably call us up later for some fun of their own. S’cool. We’re special. Sexy special.’

    And then he wiggled his eyebrows, grinning like an idiot. Namjoon wasted no time smacking him in the face with a couch cushion.

    (or that one where Namjoon gets a weird call whilst working at sex hotline)

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    Drabbles set in the universe of Cin Vhetin which is set in the universe of Integration.

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    Jon abandons the Night's Watch to join Robb's cause. After rescuing Sansa from King's Landing, he and Sansa find themselves in a relationship they never saw coming.

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    Izuku is sixty years old—he doesn’t have the energy to be a villain anymore. Luckily he’s been sent back to his childhood, where he can get a regular job, move somewhere warm, and never deal with heroes again.

    Right?

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    Based on this prompt off of buckle_up kink meme- The Starship Enterprise receives a strange visitor (maybe a Q?) that turns the Enterprise and its crew into their own personal romance novel. Only one member of the crew realizes what's going on (Spock?)and while trying to get everything back to normal Jim and Bones are playing out an epic and cheesy (and full of smut) romance.

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  7. 13

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    *Minor spoilers for the manga*

    Bakugou, Midoriya, and Todoroki are all doing their internship together with Endeavor. This series focuses on the shenanigans and events that occur between UA's possible future big 3 as they spend the next few weeks stuck together at Endeavor's agency, surviving their internships while also surviving living together temporarily.

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    OK so u know how Bnha is set in the future? Well since there are no quirks I ain't do that but they are going to be teens but the year is 2020.

    OK. So Touya is a second generation immigrant that comes from a wealthy family. He is famous as a actor and for how pretty he is. He has this huge crush on his class mate takami that only his bff Tenko knows about. He is super cute and sweet but is also a bad bitch at times and will absolutely destroy you if you mess with the people he cares about.

    This is basically an AU that won't leave me alone so I'm writing it. There is no set plan. And I'll update when I'm stuck on 'oopsie daisy I made a baby' or am bored.

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    When he gets the text from Aizawa, he can't help but grin.

    ‘Aizawa-sensei: If you feel up to it tomorrow, your person for tomorrow is Nedzu. 

    Aizawa-sensei: What do you say, kid?’
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    Or: Izuku acts like Nedzu for a day. Kami help us all.

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    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's a green haired nutcase with the power of CARTOON LOGIC! Prepare for gags, shams, slams and 'Oh DAMN's when this greenete from the block turns his world upside down. Action! Romance! and most importantly: PIE! Why you ask? BECAUSE WE SAID SO! WARNING: This fic contains cartoon violence, crude humor, insane amounts of references. Not for kids.

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    A born to be a star, rising actor, gets casted for the promising drama Korea is anxiously waiting for. But luck has its way, and his lead partner is the last person he’d want to step a foot in the set with.

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    Betad by Eider Down.

    Bleeding out on the floor, Severus greeted death as a friend.

    He wasn't expecting to wake up. One moment he was drifting away, and the next he was aware of his body again, just as sore as before. It felt approximately the way he imagined coming back from the brink of death should feel like, which is to say, fucking awful.
    Stuck in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter, and with his addled cousin by his side, Severus finds himself walking a metaphorical mile in a very different pair of shoes.

    A time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus (Sevitus) you'll ever read.

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    Alec ends up drinking the entire stash of Magnus' Truth Serum without knowing. Worry not, he'll be fine, just the next few days are going to be very interesting and hilarious, especially for Magnus.

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  14. 20

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    Shigaraki looks up from his game just as Dabi bursts onto the scene. Himiko points at Shigaraki to get his attention and yells, "You owe me! I'm cashing in!" before hunkering down behind the bar, Dabi's unlocked phone cradled in her hands. She tunes out the chaos above her and focuses on the task at hand, trusting Shigaraki and Compress to keep Dabi off her back for a few minutes.

    Himiko finds out Dabi doesn't have anything planned for Hawks' birthday and is forced to take matters into her own hands.
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    My responses to mneiai's fic challenge for September. May or may not be completely crack filled. I'll deny it to the end.

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    Erwin lends Levi to Mike for a day as punishment for his foul mouth. The corporal will have to learn his lesson the hard way...

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    It's the 1970s and Hell wants Crowley to explore the temptation possibilities of filmed pornography.

    Aziraphale offers to help.

    aka Crowley makes the porno his pornstache deserves

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  18. 6

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    When Avatar Aang tries to strip the somewhat-insane Princess Azula of her bending, things do not go as expected. Azula seems to vanish completely, and everyone involved - from the Earth Kingdom aristocrats who initially demanded her punishment, to Fire Lord Zuko and the Avatar himself - is left very confused.

    The employees on Nanotrasen Space Station 13 are very confused, too.

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    Hornet never thought she could call the days of the infection ‘simple’, but her siblings so loved to complicate things, didn’t they? Of course, she’d never have it any other way. Even if it did mean she was a child again.

    (In a desperate attempt to escape defeat, the Radiance tries to flee through time itself. Ghost follows, taking Hornet along for the ride. But they can’t very well leave Hollow behind either now, can they?

    In which Hollow causes an international incident, Hornet wants to throttle someone, and Ghost discovers that punching the Pale King is way better when he’s actually alive.)

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    Rey writes for the Space Battles fandom and has a love/hate relationship with a brand new Kira x Kylo fic prompts twitter account. She loves it because its prompts are so good. She hates it because the prompts are TOO good.

    One day she decides she needs to know who writes all these prompts, and begins flirting with the person who runs it.

    Who happens to be someone she already knows.

    ———

    (Based on a prompt from @Reylo_prompts on twitter)

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