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    Five times Momoi accidentally got more of an eyeful than she'd bargained for (and one time she didn't).

    Satsuki raised her eyebrows just a bit. "Dai-chan, for pity's sake. Put little Dai-chan away, no one wants to see him."

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    If Jingyi was born with ovaries, they would have exploded right away.

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    The world keeps pushing him, demanding, because what he did wasn't enough. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, but that wasn't enough, wasn't ever enough.

    Tony Stark was tired. But he had a planet to protect, even if everyone laughed at him whenever the prospect of alien invasions was brought up. He could count on one hand how many people he could trust, which was disheartening but then, what else was new?

     

    Or,

     

    In which Tony does not, in fact, intend to take over the world.

    ...unfortunately, everyone else missed that particular memo.

     

    [gradual divergence from canon, starting at the end of Iron Man 3. In which it's Tony's self-awareness, rather than his support system, that becomes a cryptid sometime during Phase II.]

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    A film crew arrives to document life in the Parks and Recreation Department of America, Illinois, only to stumble upon a scandal involving Director Steve Rogers.

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    The Uchiha Clan are the descendants of crash-landed Vulcans.

    Two words: pon farr.

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    AU where Tony hadn't tracked Peter down in Civil War, and the events of Homecoming still happened, but Peter actually applied for an internship usually given to college students without expecting to get it. He got in, strangely, and learns that sometimes you don't find family, family finds you. (Even if said family are the most annoying people Peter's ever met)

    I know it sounds really bad, but please give it a chance

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    It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

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    Buttons Aren’t Even Cute

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    The five times Stiles was called adorable and the one time he wasn’t

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    This was supposed to be only fluff and then porn happened.

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    literally just me attempting to be funny

    “You can’t just-“ Tony waved his hands wide, indicating the entire, thoroughly abhorrent situation he was currently suffering, “-just-you can’t just drink cereal when you don’t want to wash a dish. It goes against the natural order of things. It’s disgusting. It’s like if you put your socks on sock-shoe-sock-shoe. There are some things that are just incorrect, and this is one of them.”

    Peter just made careful eye contact and took a long drink of his cereal, then held the eye contact as he slowly chewed. Tony made a noise similar to a wounded animal and collapsed into a chair. “Get out.”

    “But Mr. Stark, the bowls-“

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    Emotionally blackmailed into ANBU guard duties over Naruto, Kakashi was highly convinced that the boy was hellspawn.

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    When Jinhyuk needs a cheap place to stay at the last minute, he rents a room with four roommates who may or may not be human at all.

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    Seungwoo, Seungyoun, Yuvin, and Byungchan are all ghouls who take in a homeless human out of the kindness of their spooky hearts.

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    Yoongi really doesn’t expect the witchboy who sent him an accidental text to be the prettiest boy he's ever seen in all his life. Or the nicest. Or the kindest. Or just the best in every possible way.

    Painfully shy and (un)smooth as he is, Yoongi decides the best way to approach this Jimin person is in the form of a cat. A cat who can't talk.

    Great plan, Yoongi.

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    Peter could say that he’s officially approached desperation, but he wants this, wants Tony, and he’s willing to do everything it takes.

    or the one in which Peter tries to become Tony's celebrity crush from 2009 in order to seduce him.

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    Lucifer wises up and decides if he’s going to lose the apocalypse, he’s going to do it on his terms — and if he can humiliate Dean Winchester in the process, well, all the better.

    Needless to say, he did not think this through.

    Or: Lucifer makes Dean his wife. Dean makes him regret that joke real fast.

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    Iron Man’s Sidekick’s Sidekick: maybe you should TALK TO MJ instead of cataloging your favorite shirts she has

    wanted for the murder of brad davis: stop making it sound weird. i just have an organized list of the best and wokest shirts she’s worn since the beginning of 2nd semester because she’s beautifula nd sma rt an d so,,,,,,,,,, goo d,,,,,, hhhhhhnnnng

    Iron Man’s Sidekick’s Sidekick: you made it weird

    wanted for the murder of brad davis: i made it weird didn’t i

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    Prompt: Single dad Jongin is terrified when the vampire takeover hits and hires Kyungsoo to be bodyguard for his son Baekhyun. Except he has no money, and Kyungsoo is also a vampire, so Jongin pays him with his own blood.

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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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    A glance at what happens when you give a bunch of superheros and associates twitter accounts.

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    Kakashi wishes he had listened when he was warned that dating one Uchiha meant dating them all. Obito tries to explain that cousin-pile is just fact of life.

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    Peter Parker is one of the country's best hitmen, known in the underworld as the Little Spider. He spends his days in the lap of luxury with his billionaire fiance Tony Stark, and his nights doing dirty work for various shady characters. Life is good, right up until someone puts out a hit on Tony and wants Peter to pull the trigger. It... might be time for them to have a talk.

    Starker Bingo 2019 fill - Hitman falls in love with his target

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