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  1. 4

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    It's always the quiet ones.

    —a darius morgan blowjob ficlet i wrote for fun (that somehow became kinkier than intended) with a dash of artem

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    A group chat full of questionable people.

    Enter Ranboo, a tall hybrid with a terrible sleep schedule.

    Chaos ensues.

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    Cale, a son of a wealthy family, who has recently claimed to let go of his position as the heir to give it to his step-brother Basen, has a student scholarship at a very high-profile university, called the Westside Academy. Wanting to live independently he searches for an apartment that was near the school campus, only to find out that the owner where he was staying was the 'Crown Prince' and the Student Council President of the university. Let's find out how Cale would ultimately ruin his chances of ever having his Slacker Life.

    Slowburn romances eventually making them live together.

    Update chapter 1 (Rewritten) Go check the beginning all over again!

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    After a few minutes, Alberu broke the silence with small talk. “You better hold on tightly before you fall, Cale.”

    Cale looked straight into his blue eyes and said, ever so calmly, “That would be impossible your highness. I’m holding out pretty well.”

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  4. 8

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    Tommy knew he should have probably crossed the street to avoid this strange person, but like the curious child he was, he moved closer. The closer he got the more he could see the features of the person, he had a vaguely similar red beanie and sweater of someone he knew. His heart practically stopped as he skidded to a halt.¨Oh god please don't let it be who I think it is¨ Tommy thought as he was about a 5 feet distance from the person, ¨W-wilbur?¨ he asked. The figure turned around. ¨Fuck¨ the figure in fact was the one he did not want it to be and suddenly the boy wanted for the ground to just open and swallow him up

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    Tommy finds a drunk Wilbur soot at night and drags him back home

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    Author really just wanted some happy crimeboys duo

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    "You propose double-suicide to every woman you meet,” Ranpo lists on a righteous finger, “You abandon him in dangerous places when he specifically tells you not to—and ultimately,” the detective pauses, pulling his two fingers into a solemn fist.

    “You left him first.”

    Call the cops, Atsushi thinks, there’s just been a murder.

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  6. 20

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    Hawks… doesn’t know what to report back in the Hero Commission when the only thing he got was Midoriya is a dangerous human and LOV… well, is more of a LOVe muffin…


    or: Midoriya is committing murder for Eri. Mineta deserves death. U.A Faculty is confused, except for Aizawa trying to stop the murder. League of Villains... are still League of Villains.

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  7. 76

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    In theory, Shards aren't supposed to be able to merge with their host on a deep enough level to actually interact with them. In practice, Administration might be just a little too attached to her host. She can't help it if her host is the best and she wanted everyone to know it. Really, what's the worst that could happen?

    Based on a conversation that asked the question: What if Taylor came out of the locker completely fused with QA

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    Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop.
    What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course.

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  9. 1

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    Ghost sbi and Ranboo are haunting teen medium, Tommy and they just wont stop doing annoying shit. One day Tommy discovers their weakness. All Star by Smash Mouth.

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    When they had warped the green-haired hero student to the bar, they were ready for a fight or to at least have to knock him out. They remembered how he had fought during the sports festival and it wasn’t a secret that he had managed to take down Stain who ‘approved’ of him.

    They were ready for him to come at them quickly, with green lightning surrounding him and pressure in the air. They were not ready for the tired blank face as he looked at them and simply said, "Oh" while carrying a grocery bag.

    “Hey Shigaraki. Kurogiri,” Midoriya said bluntly with tired eyes, “How you guys been?”

    tldr; the LOV kidnapped Izuku while he was in the middle of getting dinner and much to their surprise Izuku is just tired and would rather simply enjoy some of Kurogiri's tea

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  11. 12

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    Bakugou is sexy. Bakugou can dance. The squad wants to see their sexy friend dance, so they take him to the club for his birthday.

    It’s not that simple.

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  12. 27

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    We all know how the tale goes. A country destroyed, Theseus and Lycomedes standing facing each other in the rubble of a nation.

    But what if the tale spun differently. What if, when the time came and Theseus chose his morals and his friends, the boy wasn’t there to make that choice.

    (Or, Tommy gets fucking sick right before the green festival so he can’t go and therefore he never really leaves the Antartic side. Shenanigans ensue)

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    Needless to say, he soon realises that he hasn’t even scratched the surface of the strangest parts of this new world yet. Like the fact that there is a book based entirely on his life.

    (Wherein Wei Wuxian is reborn into a world where everything is different, his entire life is part of a novel, and where his new mother is apparently its biggest fan).

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  14. 3

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    Giyuu walked into his dorm to see the aftermath of his two roommates‘ attempted kiss; both of them were unconscious.

    But no one was going to tell him how it happened, not even the white snake who witnessed it all.

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  15. 57

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    It's as he's having breakfast with Tommy one morning that he comes to a small revelation.

    Tommy is staring down at his cereal, possibly having an entire existential crisis, or he could just be dead tired. Techno isn't surprised when he starts a conversation out of nowhere, about the most random topic.

    Tommy is complaining about Dream being an ‘adrenaline junkie,’ and Techno just raises an eyebrow. Well, duh, why else would he keep kidnapping Tommy-

    Oh.

    Wow, Techno is so stupid. How could he have not seen this before? Obviously, Dream keeps kidnapping Tommy-

    “-so then he can get the thrill of fighting me.” Techno states.

    Tommy chokes on his cereal, and Techno watches silently as the kid attempts to correct his breathing. Is he gonna have to perform the heimlich…? 

    Then he rights himself, beginning to sputter out unintelligibly.

    “Anyways,” Techno says as he stands up. “I’ve got work in thirty minutes. See ya.”

    Or; Technoblade is subject to the mortifying ordeal of being known- by the most irritating super villain in the entire city, even. He absolutely did not ask for this.
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    Tommy, aka best villain ever, aka Innit, started his crime-filled career expecting to alleviate his boredom, maybe make some extra cash along the way so Tubbo would stop bugging him about unimportant things like ‘electricity bills’ and ‘basic human hygiene’.

    What he wasn’t expecting was three heroes finding out his secret identity, then banding together to… adopt him?

    What?
    OR;
    Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo may be highly successful villains, but they are also children, and when Phil, Techno and Wilbur (top-ten ranked heroes) find this out, they become determined to adopt them into their family. Even though said children keep escaping with their insane abilities.

    It’s… a work in progress.

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  17. 22

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    Midoriya Izuku has an immortality quirk, though not in the traditional sense. While most other immortality quirks work by not allowing the owner to age, maybe even giving them extra resilience, Izuku's quirk didn't quite work like that.

    No, Izuku's quirk worked by sending his consciousness back into his four year old body upon death. Again and again, no matter when, where or how he died, he always woke up afterwards, his small fist clenched around a bright red crayon that he, until the moment of his resurrection, had been using to draw a picture of All Might on a piece of construction paper.

    Tired after living for so long, Izuku enlists the help of Eraserhead to finally end it all, once and for all. Unfourtunantly for Izuku, Eraserhead doesn't want to be responsible for the death of a child. Unfourtunantly for Eraserhead, Izuku is going to make the man regret his decision not to kill him on the spot.

    Formerly: Aizawa Shouta was not expecting to find a four year old in an All Might onesie on his door step asking for death that morning but here we are

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  19. 91

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    When Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian had decided to pay alternate universe versions of themselves a visit, they had not expected to find a version of Wei Wuxian who is travelling all alone. Lan Wangji has something to say about this.

     
    (In which MDZS Lan Wangji is unhappy about some of his CQL counterpart's actions following the events at the Guanyin Temple)

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    All For One was having an amazing day.
    Until a small, green-haired child grilled him on his quirk. Wait, how did the small child know what his quirk was—

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    AFO! Izuku except he's a small child with no fear and AFO was in the vicinity. Really, he should have known better.

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