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    Shen Jiu inclinó la cabeza y leyó la portada, "¿Camino del Orgulloso Demonio Inmortal?" Shen Jiu entrecerró los ojos hacia libro que le había llamado la atención entre otros cientos de libros.

    Qiu Haitang levantó la cabeza, "¿Oh? ¿Ese libro?" Ella inclinó la cabeza y mostró una expresión desdeñosa "Ciertamente parece ser un libro de alta calidad, ¿verdad? Buen papel, buena portada/ Pero el contenido son completos disparates para mí, realmente, no juzgues un libro por su portada".

    "¿Disparates?" Shen Jiu lo abrió y vio varios caracteres que no podía entender. Esto puede ser interesante.

    En ese momento, Shen Jiu no sabía que este libro sería su salvavidas en el futuro, mientras se enfrentaba con la incongruencia y el absurdo de la vida.

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    Español
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    14/23
    Comments:
    4
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    24
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    Inktober/Fictober 2019 Day 17: Forrest(er)
    Fandom: A Separate Peace

    Gene and Lep are trying to study when their louder friends interrupt them. Weirdness ensues.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    The last person Naruto thought he would see is here, right here, in his apartment, in his room, and sitting on his bed, looking at him as if nothing could even be remotely out of place. Even if he is the one out of place.

    "...Sasuke?"

    Sasuke tilts his head to the side almost curiously and his eyes, while as focused and attentive as ever, are still showing that unfamiliar something Naruto can’t put a name to.

    "Seems like we have some unfinished business to sort through, after all."

     

     

    (Or; "I think Naruto is being haunted by a friendly ghost.")

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    32
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    4
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    It's been years since the League of Villains was disbanded. Out on parole and stuck in therapy, Tomura Shigaraki is coasting through life. While he's no longer a villain, he's not exactly a productive member of society either. When an awkward past fling shows up, he's met with a shock: a 3-month-old baby girl. Turns out motherhood is hard when you're a serial killer. Suddenly saddled with the responsibility of a child, Shigaraki has a choice: keep his life the boring way it is or become a father for his kid he didn't know he had.

    He knows nothing about being a good parent (and neither does the recently paroled Dabi/Touya Todoroki), but help comes in the most surprising of forms, specifically pro hero Uravity. All Ochako Uraraka wants to do is be a hero, so when she stumbles across the former villain with a baby, she can't help but worry. With Shigaraki clueless, Uraraka decides to do her best to help. What starts out as a chance meeting between two old enemies turns into something else as they find themselves in a strange predicament and more people get involved. They say it takes a village to raise a child. Sometimes, it's a handful of mostly reformed villains and the heroes they tried to kill when they were teens.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    1085
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    175
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    Basically Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu decide to brainstorm ways to make money off the future. Each chapter should be devoted to a product or idea. The first chapter is toothpaste.

    I will also try to link where I got my info in the notes. I'll update whenever a viable product line occurs to me.

     

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
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    Endgame sucked so we're writing an AU. Everybody lives and decide to open up a strip club to deal with their trauma, working under the guise of doppelgangers. All except Peter, who is confused as to why Tony keeps disappearing for hours on end.

    or

    The Avengers stripper AU that no one asked for.

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    4/?
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    Bucky and Natasha are turned into cats. Shenanigans ensue.

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    87
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    18
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    Gabriel decides that Adrien entering a romantic relationship is a good move for the brand. He chooses Lila Rossi as the other half. Adrien nopes tf out.

    Got ideas for rebellion? I have a bunch, but feel free to suggest some in the comments.

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    6/?
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    Lucifer having lost his chance at a meaningful relationship with his son decides to see what all the fuss is about. Earth can't be that great, though anything would be better then literal Hell. Now if he could just avoid the two idiots that always seem to mess up his plans that would be great.

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    Lucifer recounts his long and arduous adventures in Hell.

    Stand alone. Barely a crossover.

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    “The past is messier than it looks in the history books. The story we tell looking backward already has an ending. All we have to do is connect the dots in a way that leads up to it. The present has no ending. The story is up for grabs.”
    ~Pisces Horoscope for October 2, 2018

    Rey and Ben Solo time-travel after the events of TLJ to the prequel era.

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    28/?
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    Grima chases the children through the timestream... except she loses all her memories in the process, landing unconscious in a grassy field.

    Meanwhile, in the same world, Robin never left Plegia and he was raised as the vessel he was meant to be...

    The Grima/Robin roleswap you never asked for. Shenanigans ensue. Will be serious at times, but it's pretty self-indulgent so adjust expectations accordingly.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    Obi-wan Kenobi keeps promoting Cody. The promotion gets out of hand, and suddenly the balance of the universe shifts into the palm of a very competent, caffeinated man.

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    Comments:
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    Well, well, well... if it aint part 10 of what was supposed to be a little porny jowl that turned into a fucking warship (or something). And Billy Bones is about to experience a new friendship, in the midst of this mess.

    As usual, I blame E_A_Phoenix for this and refuse to take any responsibility for this. Pirates have their own ways and they just don't listen to me.

    There are descriptions of blood and stuff, so, just read the tags. Title once again stolen from Nightwish, this time from the masterpiece "The Poet and the Pendulum": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbn9GczYBkw

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    Comments:
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    There was a squeak by his foot, and Crowley cracked one eye open to see the rat from before sitting in front of him, clutching a small, tarnished key in its mouth. Crowley blinked.

    “Huh,” he said. He was used to his schemes coming back to bite him in the ass, but this was the first time something demonic he had done seemed like it would actually end up helping him. The rat squeaked and then scurried up his arm, depositing the key to his manacles into his hand before returning to the floor.

    “Well,” Crowley murmured, a plan forming in his mind as his fingers curled around the key. He snapped his fingers, freeing himself with a miracle, and collapsed with a grateful sigh to sit properly on the floor. “Now,” he said, looking at the rat in front of him with a sharp smile. “How many friends might you have on this ship?”

     

    [Over the years, Crowley's made some furry friends. Having an army of rats comes in handy, sometimes]

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    Luis didn't really mean to save the world. It just kind of happened, and piloting a giant robot with FBI agent Jimmy Woo after their first date is just a plus, even if he still can't stay calm.

    Alternately: Hadley didn't realize his job would get so complicated.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    “Can you bring me some Advil, please? I should have some in the night table on my side of the bed.”

    Her soul instantly warms at the words he doesn’t say. It isn’t her side of the bed where the Advil is, it’s his. Stars, when did she get this sappy?

    “Sure thing, love!” she calls out. Smoothing her hair down and rolling up the sleeves, she walks to the small dark-stained table and opens the small drawer. A small bottle of pain reliever is rolling around, the pills rattling within the bottle. She grabs it and almost shuts the drawer until something else catches her eye.

    It’s small and nude-colored. Rey picks it up, eyeing it curiously as she tries to discern what this object exactly is. The object is cylindrical, made of some kind of washable material. She flips it over and holds it close to her eyes, trying to figure out what exactly it is. It actually almost looks like a—

    Oh.

    Oh.

    It all makes sense now.

    No wonder he hasn’t tried to sleep with her.

    He is ashamed of his micro-penis!

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    Comments:
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    21
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    Tony's dick has an opinion of its own about what it needs. And it will get what it wants even if he might have to ally itself to Tony's heart to achieve its goal.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Every fan's dream is to get the chance to go 'Ghoul hunting' with the boys. Unfortunately for Maya, this turns out to be her worse nightmare.

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    4,413
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    The Roti Squad is back at it again and livelier than ever.

    Join the four friends as they stumble through the world of quirks, heroes and villains that make up the Boku no Hero Academia world. Add in a sprinkle of memory loss with a dab of angst and you've got the perfect recipe for disaster.

    Hilarious shenanigans and mass chaos ensues wherever they go. They're here to kick ass and take names to prove it.

    But what happens when the lines between good and bad begin to blur?
    What happens when the line is drawn by unforeseen forces and they must make the choice between fighting for what they believe in....

    ....or fighting for the people they love.

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    English
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    7,136
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
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