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    This is a 100% normal mermaid fic, starring a blond bitch baby and what’s probably, most definitely a sexy merman.

    Every ship has that Monster Fic™. This is Risopro’s.

    From the author of These Codenames are Stupid, she brings you the weirdest thing she’ll ever write. For now.

    NOTE: Only the final chapter is smut. Everything else is good and fluffy.

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    English
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    40,000
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4328
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    Jeremy is working late at night alone at the grill and Katherine comes in and seduces Him

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    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    61
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    Loki and Tony are happy in the home they have created in Valhalla. But they've both been daydreaming about impossible things. When they start talking about it, they realise that it might possible after all.

    In which Loki finds a way to have a baby in the afterlife.
    Yes, this is an Mpreg fic.
    Yes, I went there. I regret nothing.

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    English
    Words:
    4,571
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    397
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    dio and noriaki are madly in love and still adjusting to the married life... sort of

    Language:
    English
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    1,431
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Alright, this... this is a mess and didn't turn out the way I expected at all so... Plenty more characters and POV's, for some fucking reason and yes there is angst, pain, blood and some smut. Honestly, I don't even know how this happened... I blame you, E_A_Phoenix! YOU take care of these rumdrenched looney bin idiots now! XD (Bless you!)

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    English
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    4,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    23
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    Instead of beings, I saw colours.
    The auras of beings - mortals, demigods, deities, monsters, etc.
    I wasn't a fighter. I didn't know who my godly parent was.
    But this did not stop me from witnessing the Revolution of a Lifetime.

    Language:
    English
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    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    20
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    Hot Chocolate Boy visits Cinema Kid at work

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    English
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    276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    68
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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

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    English
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    112,973
    Chapters:
    24/26
    Comments:
    371
    Kudos:
    744
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
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    Komaeda is pleasantly surprised with the gift his friends have given him for Christmas. It just fills him with so much joy!

    ...And other things.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,477
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45
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    No one is afraid of the girl who calls herself Rin-Rin, not at first. She's a genius (a couple decades of another life will do that), but she's annoying, clinging to childhood even as her body count climbs. She'd much rather be adored than feared, especially by her favorite victims people.

    But her village is at war, and the more Rin loses to its gaping maw, the more she yearns to shed her cute mask and let her enemies know why they should be afraid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,144
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    434
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    4540
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    Fate throws up one hell of a mystery on Lancelot's doorstep. With green eyes.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    America writes in his top secret not diary about the horrific scary unbelivable thing Romania did (Crack + Crackship= this fic)

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    715
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Tord finds a strange man in his quarters. Obviously he’s gotta bone down.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Shang Qinghua has been the poor put-upon journalist intern for ages, and has been dealt plenty of shitty hands from the Hand of God/Editor in Chief/anyone that manages to graduate from internship. Even he is surprised when he gets told to go cross country to get an impossible interview with an intimidating world class athlete.

    Slow burn, morosexual!MBJ, only one of them realizes they're dating, rating will probs go up. SQH has two brain cells and they both wanna fuck MBJ instead of doing any work. Side Binghe/SY, side one-sided SY!harem. The secondhand embarrassment will be exceptionally strong. You have been warned.

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    English
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    33,562
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
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    Jungkook tilted his head. “Wait, we are competing to be to the perviest? Not to the least pervy?”

    “Ugh, what would be the fun in that.” Taehyung gave a disgusted face.

    “Okay, good point,” Jungkook said.

    Jimin put down his phone. “Okay, how are we going to measure this? We need to make it scientific.”

     

    OR The maknae line decides to seduce their hyung to see who is the biggest perv; little do they know the true biggest Bangtan perv can see right through them.

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    English
    Words:
    12,643
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
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    Dorian Gray comes to Alan Campbell in a moment in need, eyes pleading and heart deceiving. What he doesn't know is that Alan has a few tricks up his sleeve.

    Alternatively titled: "I was put on this Earth for a reason, and this is definitely not it."

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Sam realizes Zuse is stalling when the guy's been talking for what feels like ages, and hasn't actually done anything yet. He's clearly fallen into a trap, so he dodges Gem and Zuse the second he can and heads directly for the elevator.

    Meanwhile, a less dramatic version of the Black Guard, heavily delayed by programs going to and from lower floors, is finally on their way up to the top floor.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    21
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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

    ***

    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

    ***

    Now in podfic form!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    501
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    "Where are you going?"

    "The bathroom. Then I've gotta head back up to the second floor. I promised Byakuya I'd help him research some stuff in the library and-"

    Kirigiri caught up to me and grabbed my hoodie sleeve, stopping me in my tracks. When I turned around to face her, she kept her voice low, shifting our positions while she spoke so that my back was to the hallway camera. "Are you foolish?"

    "What?"

    "You were just in there less than twenty minutes ago."

    "Y-Yeah, but I didn't-"

    "As far as he is concerned, you did." Kirigiri's words were as pointed as her gaze, and I bit back a protest. She made a good point.

    "H-How… how long should I wait?" I whispered, hoping I didn't sound too nervous. I had to seem unbothered, knowing eyes and ears lurked around every corner.

    "You will hold it for three hours, minimum. Keep your composure."

    ((Omovember Day 6: Not Allowed to Go
    Naegi learns the valuable lesson of using the bathroom BEFORE taking part in a risky plan to outwit your kidnappers. Kirigiri learns that, perhaps, dragging someone away and into her schemes without a heads-up isn’t the best idea. ))

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    English
    Words:
    13,121
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    371
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    Drift has always wished that Rodimus could see Ratchet from his perspective, and a lab accident provides him with a golden opportunity to see his desires realized.

    Rodimus, on the other hand, isn’t prepared to be a married man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,865
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    843

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