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    Okay, I’m gonna try and tell y'all this story right.

    I'm bipolar. What am I supposed to think when I wake up in a medical bay on the Supremacy, and everyone thinks I’m incredibly strong with the Force? Like, either I am in the self-insert fanfiction of my dreams, or I’m having the best manic episode I’ve ever had in my life.

    Yeah. It didn't really work out like that.

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    I didn't stop but turned I think to the right as I ran. I could still hear those bad people following me and my chest hurt and felt tight. it was hard to breath but I didn't stop, I couldn't. I felt someplace good, it felt safe, so I truned and ran in that direction. It tricked the bad guys a little bit so they stopped for a minute as I kept running. I ran into someone and fall down, the concrete was hard and it hurt when I got up but I didn't hear what they said when I pressed against their legs. they got down and picked me up, the woman covering me with her coat and going inside the safe place as the guy called someone else out to guard the entrance with him as the men headed for us. I whimpered as I shook, they were going to get me.

    Izuku Midoriya ran away from home when villains came after him and his quirk that had recently come in. he left his friend and his family who only would've been put in danger and away from his dead mother who held the villains off, arriving at High Monster Club. This is how the small and very rare and powerful angel grew up for half his life with a family of monster performers.

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    After several months of living with Kylo, Hux still finds himself adjusting to the real-life fairy tale that his life has become. And yet, little by little, he's starting to genuinely embrace this new reality.

    Being spoiled at every turn, in ways he's never been before, certainly helps things along.

    Sequel to "if you can't make your own husband, then store bought is fine."

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    Takuto Maruki gets a muffin. Two people have a conversation. Someone slurps their drink.

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    Prompt: What if Harry Potter did not grow up in the abusive Dursley home? What if he grew up with his loving ‘family’, who decided to adopt him after deciding that the boy was better off in their hands?

    I wrote this because there aren't enough Parent!Voldemort stories along this line. Might end up cliche, might end up dark- idk, who knows? It's a Work In Progress.
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    I do not own the characters, I only own the changes in the plot. All characters belong to the illustrious and beloved J K Rowling, without whom, we would not have ever delved into the world of Harry Potter.

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    Caspar and Sylvain engage in some (objectively very not-gay) male bonding.

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    bibillionaire: do you need some money
    sunshinegirl: I already have a sugar mommy but thanks
    hotwing: big mood

    Or, in other words, Sara Lance creates a group chat that she definitely won't call justice league because that's stupid, Bruce, thank you very much, and shit only goes down from there. Sometimes literally when Lucifer is involved.

    Or, in other other words, the entirety of the DCU in a chatfic. With the MCU. And Good Omens.

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    XCOM 2's events loom on the horizon of a Earth XCOM-less and boosting smarter Elders. Unluckily, someone else has taken notice of the intruders- stuffed animals, and they're not willing to let the aliens have the planet or the destruction of humanity that easily. Follows Pillow Central and co's attempts to inform and prevent, as well as some inner self discovery along the way.

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    It's multichapter serie of one shot related or not when the batfamily or and damian's friends protect him , when damian is happy , when damian get along with his sibling and many others things.

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    Five times the Cloak of Levitation looked out for Peter, and one time it looked out for Tony.

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    Rey and Ben are the hosts of a popular true crime and supernatural investigation show, Resistance: Unsolved.

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    "Jimmy" Perdu just had a few suggestions really. Was improving the way students learned at Hogwarts too much to ask? After dipping her toe in politics, she gets a lot more than she bargained for when she becomes the latest muggle studies professor.

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    The Resistance is desperate to get the upper hand in the ongoing war between them and the First Order. Rey's a bounty hunter that's exceptionally good at her job, but expensive. The Resistance puts out a hit to bring in Kylo Ren, dead or alive. Rey answered the call.

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    Oh yes, it's that time of the week again: me posting another Lowbones fic and this has gone way out of hand... So, this is more talk and less action, because well, Ned is badly injured and Billy takes care of him, which isn't too easy.

    Title is stolen from Children Of Bodom's song "Children Of Bodom".

    This is, of course, for you, E_A_Phoenix, and I MUST add that I'm feeling somewhat horrible for not having started on your latest gift (you're increadible, by the way!) since I've not had time to sit down and relax into reading mode, but I'm looking at it with longing eyes and I'm gonna dig into that delicously looking Gunnbones delight some time today!

    All the love to you, baby <3<3<3

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    Hawks is having the best day of his 22-year-old life, and the LoV while stalking him bears witness.

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    “He just scored a date with this year’s hottest female hero,” Spinner says in awe. “How is this his life?”

    “Why the hell does he want to join us again?” Magne asks weakly. It’s the question they’re all thinking, but only she was brave enough to ask.

    “I don’t care why he wants to join us! I just want some of that unlucky juice he’s on.

    Dabi sees every single member of the League, even hidden in the shadows of the staging area, nod in agreement, and knows he’s screwed.

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    College drop-out Oswald Cobblepot is aimlessly and shamelessly doing nothing with his life besides trying to help his methodical best friend, Ed, finish school. This gives Oswald plenty of time to help Edward around campus, and to also run into Barbara and Ivy desperately searching for a singer for their band. Oswald seems like a perfect fit except for one thing: it's an all girl band. However, with a fast approaching gig, Barbara suggests using Oswald's effeminate nature as a quick fix solution.

    Edward, always the realist, has a bad feeling about the whole thing, but he wants to support his best and only friend. All of Ed's worries only get worse when Jim Gordon starts showing interest in Oswald's female persona.

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    ...but they eventually walk back out to slay a dragon or something.

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    Kenny and Cartman struggle with the aftermath of Cthulhu's preposition.

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    Cartman forces Kenny to face his problems with food. A philosophical debate on personal needs and an unrequited blowjob ensues. The incident is so intellectually stimulating it kickstarts a new chapter in both of their lives.

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    Absurdly, irrationally long new title is absurdly and irrationally long, and also new. But also super descriptive!

     

    **It's November 2019, baby, and I ain't doing no NaNoWriMo! Instead, to motivate myself to write and post more frequently, I'm reopening this one-shot collection and currently inviting readers to start submitting prompts again. And I just started a new job too! This is such an awful wonderful idea!**

     

    You can prompt me in the comments (but only for this work, not on my other fics please) or as an ask on Tumblr (same username as AO3). My creativity flourishes best when I can play fast and loose in my interpretations of your prompts, so please keep this in mind! I work best from short, vague phrases or a sentence or two at most--not so well under lengthy paragraphs full of detailed, specific direction. Thanks in advance, guys, I look forward to hearing your ideas again! ;D

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