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and we can do it all over again by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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Everyone knows what happened.
Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.
And then Potter and Granger disappeared.
Everyone knows what happened.No one knows about The Accident. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. No one but them.
Here’s something that even they don’t know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies.***
“You’re currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is back”
“Is he at least a worthy dark lord?”
“Sorry, but no. We did it better, he doesn’t even have an accessible manifesto” -
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(Y/n) gets sold to HEARTSTEEL and gets into situations with her new roommates.
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Any experienced thief would have to be idiotic to steal the wheels off Gotham City’s sworn protector in broad darkness with no protection to surround them. But the burglar was not hunched over as he moved onto the second last wheel, and Bruce noticed that they weren’t just small for their size.
Any experienced thief would never do this, but a child in Crime Alley? That was unfortunately a lot more plausible.
Bruce Wayne was nine when his parents were shot dead.
Bruce Wayne was eleven when Jason left him.
This is the story of Bruce realising just how wrong he was.
*This is a look into Bruce's character after the events of Come to Past. To understand this better, I'd recommend reading that first*
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Years later, a new challenger awakens, bringing long standing foes together again.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,763
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- 3/?
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Omega's second time being captured? by GunRoswell (GunRoswall)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Mar 2024
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TBB S3 Teaser Trailer speculation. What if Omega gets captured again?
A twitter challenge based on said teaser. This tale being a tad on the humorous side perhaps?Part of TBB S3 Missing Scenes and Fixits and Speculation series
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Static Life by tired5572
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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Egypt's number one hero, Palace, is killed by an S+RANKED villain named Sparkler and leaves him with a not so small request. Follow Sparkler as he takes up childcare, kidnapping, crimes, and the occasional good deed. It's all in a day's work!
Chapters are early on Patreon, discord link in the notes!
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Alastor and Lucifer switch bodies for a day.
That's it that's the fic.
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- English
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- 1,427
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- 1/2
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This is a grown adult, nearly as tall as Angel Dust and, most importantly, a sinner in Hell — and yet he is looking up at him like an abandoned puppy, round canine ears droopy among shaggy silver hair.
He has seen this same look on Fat Nuggets before, he’s sure.
Or, Kakashi ends up in Hell and accidentally triggers Valentino's Master/Pet fetish. Angel Dust ends up pet-sitting.
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Ciderella - A Cinderella Retelling by KatBatty1159
Fandoms: Cendrillon ou La petite Pantoufle de Verre | Cinderella - Charles Perrault, Cinderella (Disney Animated Movies)
19 Mar 2024
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,145
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Hair, Instincts and some obvious children by Crime_Raccoon
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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"So, a blind guy walks into a bar." He bites his lip in excitement and when Yuichi finally gets the joke, after a beat, he bursts out laughing, and looks at Leo.
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"Theres this, this statue, and he looks like you a bit. He- haha- was called the most welcoming salamander in the world. His name was K'Giythr. Can i?"
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Unfair! He spent almost an hour, to his brothers delight, trying to fix it up and tame his loose curls for this outing!
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When he resurfaces, he bumps his head on Juniors leg and almost immediately he hears aws and ooh from his family. Junior is none the wiser so that's good.
-------A prompt on ao3 thank you Im_HereNow404 for these idea tyyyyyy
First chpt is just the prompt and a few things
Formerly known as 'Woweee flirting and hair'
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- Part 1 of Turtle Boi's (NOT CONTINOUS)
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- Part 15 of Incorrect Quotes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 488
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- 8/100
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- 5
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Gene breaks your nose in a mosh pit on accident. Short chapters sorry.
- Language:
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Welcome to the Owl House
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- Part 1 of Incorrect Quotes
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The Many (Attempted) Marriages of the Sun Goddess by ReynaAtTheEnd
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2024
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In a moment of pure, dying desperation, Luffy awakens her Devil Fruit in Marineford. This has several long-term consequences, but the most baffling of which to her is Big Mom suddenly offering her one of her sons in marriage alongside Sanji wedding Pudding! Luffy doesn't intend to be anyone's subordinate; she'll catch up with Sanji and figure out how to get them out of this. Now if only she could figure out why so many of her nakama are so mad at the idea of her marrying...?
fem!Luffy reverse harem dramedy!
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At 11:30 by hyyyperfixated
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2024
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When his adoptive father Bruce sends Tim Drake to a high school in Metropolis, Tim meets Kon, the star football player and seemingly typical popular party type, and his best friends Cassie and Bart. But maybe there's more to Kon than Tim thought.
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Some guy confronts his self hatred through the means of fragmenting aspects of himself and turning them into different personas that all live in a fun little house
(warning I'm not a system, this isn't about one but you can interpret it that way if you'd like??????)
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Magic and Madness by Golden_Moon_Huntress
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Catelyn Tully Stark is having one hell of a morning.
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here's to all the mistakes i never made by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
18 Mar 2024
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Kaoru blinks. There’s only one person in Okinawa that he knows with hair that shade of pink. He blinks again. He coughs.
“Sorry,” he says with all the politeness he can muster, “but what the fuck?”
His older self—for it had to be his older self standing there and staring at him with a slight but still noticeable shit-eating smile, the one Kaoru so often liked to tease Kojiro with, and even without the piercings, Kaoru had seen himself in enough mirrors to recognize the shade of yellow in the eyes still staring at him—tilts his head to the side.
“My apologies,” he murmurs. “I’ve failed to introduce myself.” He pulls out a fan seemingly from thin air and covers the lower half of his face with it. “My name is Kaoru Sakurayashiki. I’m 27 years old.”
“What the fuck,” Kaoru mutters again.
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or, Kaoru recruits an unlikely matchmaker
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It’s a big step up from faking some transcripts, but he was dying, the other guy’s dead, and said guy left a path open to Unlimited Powah, possibly enough to save Beacon and his partner. Sure, it might be spam mail, but he had to take the chance…aaand of course there’s a catch. For Jaune Arc, power never comes easy and the road home is going to be a long, winding way full of peril.
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Miguel is A Mother by raiLeurTA
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
18 Mar 2024
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A series of short stories, headcanons, or prompts about Miguel being a dad.
Also this is all PLATONIC!! If you see this in a romantic life I swear to ao3 I will find out your address.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 443
- Chapters:
- 1/5
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 33