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The Winter Woods by fungumunguss
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
17 Jan 2021
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The Winter Woods. Rumored to hide monsters of your deepest fears and that whoever enters never makes it out alive.
So, naturally, Jaskier, being utterly smashed and utterly heartbroken over the Countess's betrayal finds it to be the perfect spot to drunkenly wail his broken heart. No one will hurt him again when he disappears into the woods.
Forever.
So how in the hell does he wake up in his bed the next morning alive?
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At Cintra Community College, a study group forms in Professor Merigold's Spanish class. Watch as the study group learns to deal with Community college, work in a group together, and learn more about themselves.
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the heart electric (beats a half-time measure) by teamfreehoodies
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
06 Jan 2021
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Jaskier drops the torch and the dagger, rushing forward to fall to his knees next to Geralt. The light splutters briefly but holds, and Jaskier curses himself even as he hesitantly reaches out to try and wake Geralt. The leather armour of his shoulder is cold under Jaskier’s palm, and weirdly tacky with something; arachas venom pings in the back of his mind like a warning, and he hastily wipes his palms off on his already ruined doublet, reaching forward to cradle Geralt's face instead.
“Geralt?” he whispers; the horrifying truth of Geralt’s stillness catches in his throat, preventing him from being any louder than that. “Geralt?”
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It’s not that he hadn’t thought it possible... but Geralt was a witcher. No one had ever mentioned that witchers could die.
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Five Times Jaskier Thought Geralt Was Dead, Plus One Time It Was Reversed
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Drabbles + Oneshots from the 'Parallel' universe by Volts
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Jan 2021
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Drabbles and Oneshots set within and after 'Parallel', the first work in this series where Jaskier adopts Dara and trains him up in the bardic arts.
I'd read Parallel first - this probably makes sense without but this is the spin-off.
Chapter 1: Jaskier has a teeny-tiny freak out over his new found guardianship. Dara has a bath.
Chapter 2: Jaskier and Dara attend a wedding and Dara finds The O N E. (07/10/20)
Chapter 3: Jaskier and Dara practice rivalry in Cidaris. Anita Pankratz reconnects with her brother. (29/10/2020)
Chapter 4: Jaskier gets bard-napped. (7/11/2020)
Chapter 5: Glod and Dara rehearse a play. Jaskier's getting old. (20/11/2020)
Chapter 6: Dara has two emotional days. Jaskier "dad's". (05/01/2020)Series
- Part 2 of Destiny's Children
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Oh, So One of Those Djinny Djinn Djinns? Like a Genie? by BurningMattress
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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Jaskier is a genie that has been “freed” from his “bottle” which is bits and pieces of his lute. He isn’t truly free but enough to not actually care about being a genie. He's been traveling the world doing whatever. Upon meeting Geralt, he pretends to be a normal bard as he does with everyone but every now and then when Geralt wants something it just seems to be easier to get it. Sometimes when it’s a close call with a monster, he lands a lucky shot. He wouldn’t have been killed but he would have been injured, badly, and yet barely a scratch.
Sometimes Jaskier and Geralt split paths and Geralt notices how his luck seems to better when his little strange bard is around. -
To Love and Be Loved by giddytf2
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Dec 2020
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He raised his lute's strap over his head and placed the precious instrument on the stage floor. His feet moved on their own volition towards Geralt. His hands clenched into fists at his sides. His golden, resplendent outfit seemed too small and too big for his body at the same time. He felt fire billowing up in his chest. It threatened to consume him from inside out, to burst from him and raze everything in its path to ashes.
It was such ravenous anger. Raw anger.
Anger was the only explanation he had for the damp searing of his eyes.
It had absolutely nothing to do with his stupid eyes seeing Geralt stand tall and attentive, or his stupid mind believing the shine of those amber eyes was hope.
________________________Jaskier is with Countess de Stael again, singing for her, looking pretty for her. But when a certain white-haired witcher attends one of her banquets, Jaskier must confront him--and his enduring feelings for him.
(Originally a Twitter fic at @giddytf2, edited and reformatted for easier reading here on AO3!)
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(It's a departure) It's a new craze by Hirikka for CousinCecily
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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"If you ever want to fake being in a relationship, having a caricature artist draw you with some made up person...There’s no reason anyone would do that if it wasn’t true. I think that would be very convincing."
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Jaskier pretends to have a boyfriend to get his parents to leave him alone—but when he’s invited to a party where both of his exes are going to be present, he needs to find someone to play the part. -
A New Wager by RavenZaiyo for PrettyDemonBoy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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Another tavern, another town.
A friendly wager is made, to see who can seduce a woman first: The rugged, feral wolf, or the comparatively mild and loud bard.
When all else fails, all they have is the other's company, and lots and lots of alcohol. But is there something else? Something they'd never thought to consider before?
NOW WITH MORE CHAPTERS!
New Summary: 5 Bets Jaskier Lost and One He Didn't!
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- Part 1 of Z's Witcher Oneshots
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Her sweet kiss by SaintSaens
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Dec 2020
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It's a war. And what's a human being, in the grand scheme of things?
[Previous summary :
The countess de Stael lurks in the dark, and Jaskier can't really go far.
Or : The countess de Stael is a spy master for the best of price. And Jaskier..well, he does what he can to survive.
And who cares, Yennefer is always there, to pick up the pieces left. ] -
That which you have and do not know by ReinaQueenofDemons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Dec 2020
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Jaskier begrudgingly admits to Yennefer that since she saved his life from the Djinn he owes her. She claims the Law of Surprise to get him to shut up. A messenger comes from the Countess de Stael. Geralt wishes he'd never met either of them.
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Of Bards and Witchers by hamartiaaaa
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
02 Dec 2020
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Julian Alfred Pankratz is dead.
Jaskier the Bard gives bits of his heart to anyone and anything he meets. He can't help himself.
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In The Shadow Of Your Heart by TheJaskiestOfThemAll
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Jaskier is a shadow and he will disappear one day, either Julian will die or he’ll be forcibly called back to his heel. He can’t give Geralt hope and have it being ripped from his fingers without a word. He knows that Geralt would try to find him, would stop at nothing. But he would search for the rest of his long life because shadows aren’t real and they leave no trace when the darkness comes in.
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When Jaskier's band, Dandelions, suddenly kicks him out, he accidentally finds himself a place in another one - Kaer Morhen, a band he'd always considered to be his rivals.
And maybe, just maybe, they're not as bad as he'd thought. And maybe their frontman, who calls himself The White Wolf, isn't such an idiot after all... -
On Cloud Nine by SunflowerSupreme
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Oct 2020
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Kinktober 2020: Free Use, Double Penetration (one hole), Double Penetration (two holes), Three (or more) some, Sensory Deprivation
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- Part 7 of Witcher A/B/O Ficlets
- Part 15 of Kinktober 2020
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Left at the Altar by lesdemonium (winnerstick), winnerstick
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Oct 2020
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Geralt convinces Jaskier to run away with him.
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- Part 25 of Romtober 2020
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Head in the Dust, Feet in the Fire by ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
23 Oct 2020
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Geralt, who moonlights as a vigilante known as the Witcher, comes to Novigrad to chase a serial killer who’s been eluding him for years. His new job as a reporter for The Continental Press is just a way to pay the bills until he moves on— nothing more, nothing less. He doesn’t have time for the attentions of the adorable entertainment writer, Jaskier, who keeps getting himself into trouble. He definitely doesn’t have time for his own growing feelings for Jaskier.
A prequel to “I’m Only Human After All,” covering the three years leading up to the events of that story. Can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Only Human
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"The Bet" by lesdemonium (winnerstick), winnerstick
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Oct 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier bet on who can keep up the pretenses of their fake relationship for longer. Somehow, the bet never really ends.
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- Part 21 of Romtober 2020
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Where Did Everybody Go? by BlackandBlueMascara
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Oct 2020
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Day 8 of Whumptober 2020
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2020
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wishing well by alittlebitmaybe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Oct 2020
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He fishes around in his pockets, comes up with a handful of coins filched from his father’s purse. They’ll never be missed. He selects one shiny copper and puts the rest back.
It’s silly, but the discovery of the little grove feels like more than happenstance. The place vibrates with something Jaskier can’t name, feels clandestine and powerful. Like it could give him what he wants, if he’d let it.
He balances the coin on his thumbnail, exhales through his nose, and he wishes—
Or: Jaskier makes a wish in a strange pool in Lettenhove and then, unrelatedly, spends his life both chasing and running from his deepest desires.
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Five people who don't listen to Jaskier (and one person who always does) by notebooksandlaptops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Sep 2020
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Jaskier was all too aware of the titles he’d accumulated over the years.
Jaskier: Greatest Bard on the continent, friend and companion to the White Wolf, Master of the Seven Liberal Arts, renowned Professor of the grand Oxenfurt Academy, considerate, heartfelt lover and, ultimately, when it came down to it, a right annoying prick.
“Fucking bard,” the innkeeper muttered under his breath, for once far more perturbed by Jaskier’s presence than by the Witcher who stood behind him, “do you ever stop talking?”
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Or, Five people who don't listen to Jaskier (and one person who always does)