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    Lemony Snicket's account of the Baudelaire orphans is known to be inaccurate, but who can correct the record? When a young woman finds evidence that VFD is operating in the open again, she sets out in the hopes of reuniting with her old family. Who she finds instead - an old villain in the familiar guise of Madam Lulu - offers a different perspective on the trials of the Baudelaire orphans and the life of Count Olaf.

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    When Martin gets a call from a “Mr. Poe”, he thinks it’s either A) a scam, or B) another one of his relatives calling about his recently passed mother. He doesn’t expect a banker in charge of the affairs of three children who are distantly related to him, and he doesn’t expect the conversation to be one of guardianship.

    But he feels for them, he really does, and he decides, after everything that’s happened (Jon, the Unknowing, the Flesh attacking the Institute, Peter Lukas) he could do some good for someone else for once.

    And then Jon wakes up.

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    The two siblings split up one night at the carnival, to keep an eye on both Esme and Olaf at the same time.

    Klaus follows Count Olaf as he leaves the carnival. Olaf didn't tell anyone where he was going, not even Esme. And similarly, Klaus didn't tell anyone he was leaving either, not even his sisters.

    This causes an even more unfortunate timeline than the one you know of.

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    “Never like, ‘we’re never gonna have a black president’ never?” Quigley asked. “‘Cause that happened.”

    “A real never.” Fiona said, smiling through her threat. “Like, if you ever ask me about this again, you’re never going to be able to eat without a straw.”

    She shut the fridge door and walked out.

    “Yeah, okay, well… you’re on the wrong side of history, my friend.” Quigley called after her.

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    There are nights where he must be alone.

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    Count Olaf wants to steal Batman's fortune, or does he?

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    Violet Baudelaire - young, pretty, incredibly gifted in mechanics, and the soon-to-be next victim of the villainous killer and arsonist Count Olaf. She finds herself captured and at his mercy, but miraculously, he doesn't kill her. What could this mean for Violet? And more importantly, what dastardly depraved things will he force her to do?

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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny tragically lose their parents to a house fire. What's even worse is the events to come: living with Count Olaf and trying to survive his nefarious schemes to steal their fortune.

    How will Violet save her siblings from this treacherous plot? She will have to be willing to do whatever it takes to save them

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    ...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.

    I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.

    The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.

    If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)

    Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

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    1920s/30s Gangster AU

    After 5 years as a librarian in a sleepy town, Olivia Caliban decides to attend graduate school to study poetry at an elite university. There is a catch, however. The university only admits male students. Thus, Olivia must disguise herself as Oliver for the duration of the degree. The degree requires her to move to Mineral Springs, the corrupt, gangster-ridden town that houses the university. At the university, Olivia/Oliver studies under Jerome Squalor, one of the country's best poets, but does not expect to fall hopelessly in love with Mineral Springs in all of its tawdry glory and with Jerome's wife, Esme, who seems to be the personification of all that the town represents. After her affair with the town's chief gangster, Olaf McReggens, goes awry, Esme finds comfort in "Oliver's" arms, and Olivia must decide whether to pursue her degree or the desires of her heart. Is there a way to have both?

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    In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
    However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:

    When a hero times three can find these lands,
    A century of fire will be put out.
    Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
    Will come the end of the evil Count.

    Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children

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    It's 1956, and Violet Baudelaire is an aspiring actress about to be cast in her first major film production. She stars alongside Hollywood legend Count Olaf, and with his suave charm and bravado composure, pretty soon she falls head over heels for him. The two find themselves in the midst of a roaring romance, one that is faster than the wind and passionate as sin. Will they be able to keep their relationship hidden from the watchful eyes of Hollywood? Or will it crumble underneath them?

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    "Klaus Snicket was extremely excited, his 10th birthday was tomorrow and his mother was coming home today. He’d never had a “traditional” home, he lived in a hotel with his uncles the Denouements and his mother Kit Snicket, when she wasn’t away on a VFD mission that is. His mother refused to tell him who his father was but he's always had a hunch that it was Dewey Denouement, he could be observant, sometimes, and he'd seen how close the two were. But nevermind all that, he was just glad that he'd get to see his mother again."

    Klaus Snicket AU, but Lemony isn't the Snicket he's related to, and he isn't related to the Baudelaire's either.

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    When Detective Inspector Kit Snicket set out to take her twelve-year-old daughter to school one day, the last thing she expected was to be caught up in a dangerous hostage situation that ends with her being shot.

    But things are about to get stranger, as Kit- who has been studying the confusing reports left behind by her twin brother Jacques for the last year- finds herself in the summer of 1981, surrounded by the same characters he claimed to have met while in a coma. Now she has to ask the same question he did- is this real, or a construction of her traumatised mind?

    Regardless, she's determined to fight- fight to live, fight to see her daughter, fight to get home.

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    Eight VFD kids end up in the Endless Woods. Four new professors meet them. Chaos ensues.

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    I tell myself I can't write fanfiction but I write 100 fuckin tweets a day about my headcanons like that's not also valid. :/
    Hopefully somebody does something with them and writes a full fic cause sorry I'm Illiterate.

    So here they are. The chapters are broken up by the fandoms the AUs are about. I won't be tagging each headcanon with warnings so you'll just have to look at the main list and fend for yourself :)

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    Just as VFD members Jacquelyn, Larry and Jacques made several increasingly desperate yet ultimately ineffective attempts to protect and help the Baudelaire orphans, help also started to come from the other side of the schism- specifically from firestarters Fernald, Ainsley, Mildred, Maud and Phil. But, with the volunteers always a few steps behind, and the troupe too afraid of their boss to do much, will either group really be able to make a difference to the lives of the Baudelaires?

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    An AU where the unfortunate gen from a destined failed timeline are taken in by a benevolent dreamweaver. They live in comfort and happiness, and learn to harness their new magical abilities, advancing their talents to new heights.

    Though this wondrous world is filled with light and splendor, the darkness of the unfortunate gen's world will try its best to rob them of their newfound happiness.

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    Summary: Special Agent Ainsley Orlando is not happy. The planet Earth is not as fascinating as it sounded in the guidebooks, the wildlife is far more dangerous than it seemed, and, of course, there’s the slight concern of their travelling companion- the scientist Dr. Fernald Caliban, who has created life, a word which here means, a fuzzy, yellow ball of chaos that has managed to escape captivity and escape to Earth and has to be retrieved with minimal fuss. Things are about to get messy…

    (Decided to write this after a couple of discussions over on the VFDiscord, which essentially boiled down to "Lilo and Stitch-inspired AU where Fernald and Ainsley are Jumba and Pleakley respectively.")

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