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    No actual noncon in the story, but the catalyst for the plot, which is discussed, is the background moment from the show in which Count Olaf is totally groping the Henchperson onstage during the pep rally in The Austere Academy.

    Rory has some internal conflict/confusion and attempts to deal with it by exploring kink with Fernald.

    Takes place during TAA.

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    3/?
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    2
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    3
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    If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    50/?
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    62
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    4127
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    The bliss didn't last long. Years after their return from the island, Violet is thrown into misery once more. After starting her own fires, a certain not-so-dead villain reappears in her life and his plans are just as wicked as before.

    Language:
    English
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    49,575
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    51
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    217
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    33
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    One summer night when they were teenagers, Kit sneaks out to go on a joy ride with Olaf in his father's car.

    Takes place BEFORE "Sangria"

    Rated for mild adult language.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Down in the Beverage District, a work of investigative journalism into the rivalry between two coffee shops leads to four calls to the City Health Inspector's office from J.S., three detentions, two fires, and one broken sugar bowl.

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    English
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    9,318
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    363
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    Dear Reader,

    You are likely searching for something to read and right now there are probably endless options available to you. You could, for example, read something with a happy ending, so you can relax safe in the knowledge that no matter what strife and pain you read about, it will all be alright in the end. Instead you are considering reading this account. Please do not do this.

    I am sure you have an idea of how the story of the Baudelaire orphans went. I’m sure you have endured enough heartbreak and care not for the altered truths and the parallel stories. I’m sure you don’t want to hear again what happened to Jacques Snicket, or the unknown truth regarding what happened in the days following the incident. Finally, I am certain that if you care anything for Lemony Snicket, you would not want to know a thing about the awful and until now unspoken things that happened to him immediately following the terrible events that befell his brother.

    The best part is you do not have to. Unless of course, you want to, but I cannot possibly imagine why.

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    Chapters:
    6/13
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    224
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    Esmé was bored. She was incredibly wealthy, lived on a penthouse with her inept husband whom she married for her elevator, but she was bored, and boredom is "out".

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    296
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    111
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    A look into what events may have taken place had Count Olaf's first attempt in stealing the Baudelaire fortune succeeded. Here we follow Violet Baudelaire through the grim realities of child marriage.
    This is not a happy tale, dear reader, and with a subject matter such as this I should hope that it wouldn't be.

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    3,417
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    80
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    There's a Man no one knows, someone who can't remember, and a unusual shortage of tea.

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    4,958
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    2/?
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    1
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    36
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    Lemony Snicket comes across the Diary of Count Olaf during his time at Prufrock Preparatory School. Though he's known as a monster in the book series, constantly trying to kill off the Baudilaires, perhaps his origins are a little more...human than one would admit.

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    English
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    785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    "I know you will never want to speak to me again. I know you will never see me again. And I'm sorry.

    I'm sorry because I very much think I love you. And now I've ruined everything."

    Five moments in the love story—a phrase which here means "a tumultuous affair including quite a lot of hate, self-doubt, tragedy, and mistakes"—of a firestarter and the phoenix who rose from the ashes that he left behind.

    Language:
    English
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    13,460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    47
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    Olaf and the theater troupe after the events of The Bad Beginning as they escape through the VFD tunnels. Tension builds. Olaf is angry and does not behave nicely toward his henchpeople. Fernald and Rory try to comfort each other afterwards.

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    2,613
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    80
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    On the night Beatrice and Bertrand are delivering their first child, Bertrand can't help but reminisce about when he met his now loving wife, and how their relationship developed.

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    3,559
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    4/?
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    4
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    1
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    At Prufrock High nothing is ever simple, the graduating class are in there last year with lots of surprises in store including; a new girl, a pyromaniac who discovers he has a heart and a teen pregnancy. There is drama, secrets and lots of Snickers.

    “Hey it’s Snickets!”

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    English
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    8,090
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    226
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    (“You are young and broken. I could eat you whole.”)

     

     

    Violet Baudelaire, recently orphaned, meets a secretive man in the Eliade Cathedral. Everything goes downhill from there. Rated M for smut and foul language.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,237
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3584
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    Eighteen-year-old Violet Baudelaire once again finds herself in Count Olaf's clutches, but this time with an added unfortunate twist - a white stick with two blue lines that will change her life forever.

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    English
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    1,303
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    19
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    205
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    Time to really, really, really run a joke into the ground - a phrase which here means, "take a meme that basically nobody is even referencing anymore and combine it with a franchise and fandom that's still relatively small", for nothing but my own personal amusement.

    Language:
    English
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    1,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    Kit Snicket embarks to Spain on her first unchaperoned assignment for VFD. Who better to have with her than her best friend?

    Takes place BEFORE "Auld Lang Syne" and "The Fox and the Count" (but I recommend reading those first).
    This will make a little more sense if you've read "All The Wrong Questions" by Lemony Snicket, although it's not necessary.

    Rated M for some adult language and some sensuality in later chapters, but no smut.

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    13,376
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    63
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    [Dear V, K & P. I know you did not want this to be published, but it is great time everyone know what happens to C.D and L.S - for the sake of their name. For my own sake. They deserve this much, and VFD deserves that final blow. Forgive me if you can. Forgive B.S too. We want to make things right for all those that VFD destroyed. And destroy it. At last.]

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    English
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    23,305
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    89
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    Vampires, werewolves, succubus’, skinchangers and all manner of other supernatural creatures that go bump in the night. This is a story of fear, death, blood and not for the faint-hearted at all, if you do not like the unknown or afraid of anything ranging from gore, demons and trauma then look away now. Turn off this story, close this tab and go watch a cat doing something funny. Trust me it will be much more enjoyable for you than this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,226
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    71

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