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    “Kit...you know your boyfriend is a lunatic, right?”

    “Yeah I know...so am I”
    .
    But after a suicide, a scandal, and the possibility of being hunted, she started to question what it meant to be a lunatic. Or if she wanted to be one.
    .
    Or if she wanted to be WITH one...

    Sequel to “Don’t Ignore Me”

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    English
    Words:
    9,159
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    47
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    If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place

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    English
    Words:
    81,794
    Chapters:
    67/67
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    5271
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    One-shot. Lemony knows Olaf is bad news, knows something is going on between him and Kit, knows this is a terrible – a word that here means both ‘dreadful’, ‘worrisome’, and all around ‘really really really really really awful’ – idea, but Olaf is standing outside his room with two bottles of wine and the script for the latest play the Drama Club will be staging tugged under his arm, claiming he wants to go over a few scenes together to make sure he truly understands Lemony’s authorial intent, and despite the fact that it’s past midnight, despite the fact that Lemony has homework to finish, despite the fact that the color of Olaf’s cheeks, the shine in his eyes, and the slight slur in his voice when he says ‘authorial’ proves that he has been drinking already, Lemony finds himself opening his door wider and stepping aside to let Olaf in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    96
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    Day after day she just sat there, doing his work, not giving him the attention he so wanted and deserved. It was her fault he felt like this....the one where Olaf gets the “ugly” Snicket girl to do his work for him, and ends up driving himself crazy while watching her do it. Yes there is smut ;)

     

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98,381
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1781
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    Olaf finds out about what happened that night at the opera.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    21
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    Aunt Josephine doesn't make the mistake of correcting Count Olaf's grammar at the wrong moment. Will he let her live?

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    English
    Words:
    7,123
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    1
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    32
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    Sometimes first impressions are very right.

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    1,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    27
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    An alternate universe where Violet and Quigley vow not to let Olaf schemes endanger them or their siblings any longer... at any cost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    63
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    I was thirteen and he was twelve. We were separated. Oneshot. I suck at summaries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    404
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    34
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    Violet Baudelaire, just married to Count Olaf, wants to escape. She would, if there weren't one thing holding her back.
    Violet now faces her creepy husband and his horrible henchman, with little hope of escape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    215
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    A traitorous Violet Baudelaire is called to watch over a sickly, freshly-captured Olaf. One-shot. Violaf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    In which liquor is involved, a flight of stairs conquered, and a series of unintelligible requests made.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,909
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    She felt Klaus’ hand go limp atop hers. His chest rose, then fell, then stopped entirely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A collection of drabbles, half-baked plots, and ideas from the Here universe. filled with loose-ends, self-indulgent nonsense, and prompt work.
    AUs and alternate timelines abound, riddled with noncanonical, semicanonical, and definitively canonical cut scenes! Enjoy!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,868
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    404
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    Alexa struggles to find her place as a member of Count Olaf's theatre troupe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    258
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    48
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    A collection of ASOUE drabbles, each chapter featuring a oneshot independent of the others, crossposted from tumblr. Possibly contains netflix season 2 spoilers in certain chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,719
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    195
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    Violet and Shirley share a moment alone in Dr. Orwell's waiting room. Violet deals with her hunger, shame, and want.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    429
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    What if Olaf's plan to poison the islanders had gone prematurely awry? This fic explores the potential consequences of his actions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    45
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    There are worse things then spending your birthday in a jail cell. You could have your first menstruation in a jail cell.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,789
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    130
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    I could create a beautiful summary, exactly detailing how the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, came to be under the guardianship of one Wade Wilson. I could even summarize their misfortunes as they outwit the dastardly Count Olaf, who has a difficult time plotting to kill someone who is immune to death.

    If I did these things, your interest might be piqued and you might find it appropriate to continue reading.

    So instead, I shall simply encourage you to look away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,254
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1576

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