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    When Detective Inspector Kit Snicket set out to take her twelve-year-old daughter to school one day, the last thing she expected was to be caught up in a dangerous hostage situation that ends with her being shot.

    But things are about to get stranger, as Kit- who has been studying the confusing reports left behind by her twin brother Jacques for the last year- finds herself in the summer of 1981, surrounded by the same characters he claimed to have met while in a coma. Now she has to ask the same question he did- is this real, or a construction of her traumatised mind?

    Regardless, she's determined to fight- fight to live, fight to see her daughter, fight to get home.

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    No commitments, no emotions, no shop talk.

    The three simple rules governing the Arrangement Kit Snicket has formed with her first, and most inescapable love. After a chance encounter just over a year after that fateful night at the opera, she finds herself drawn into a dark, complicated affair with the very person she ought to be over.

    But life is rarely so simple- and nothing, not concerned friends, frustrated family or conflicting morals, can stop the inevitable.

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    In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
    However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:

    When a hero times three can find these lands,
    A century of fire will be put out.
    Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
    Will come the end of the evil Count.

    Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children

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    "My name is Jacques Snicket, I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on another planet. Now maybe if I can figure out the reason, I can get home."

    When DCI Jacques Snicket and his younger brother Lemony clash over their approaches to a murder enquiry they're working on, events quickly take a dark turn.

    Now Jacques is in 1973, and nothing is what it seems to be. He doesn't know what he's doing here, or how he can get home again, but he's determined to do whatever it takes...

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    Olaf and Georgina await the arrival of their baby.

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    5 times the misnomer of "Quagmire Twins" hurt Isadora, Duncan, and/or Quigley, and 1 time it proved useful.

    Partially based on a tumblr post by asoue-sideblog

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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny tragically lose their parents to a house fire. What's even worse is the events to come: living with Count Olaf and trying to survive his nefarious schemes to steal their fortune.

    How will Violet save her siblings from this treacherous plot? She will have to be willing to do whatever it takes to save them

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    “Violet?” said Justice Strauss, placing a gentle hand on Violet’s hair. “Are you okay?”

    Violet realized suddenly that she was crying. She wiped her eyes. “No,” she said, because she wasn't feeling up to lying. “I miss them.”

    “We’ll get them back, don't you worry,” Justice Strauss said. “Now, please wait here for a moment while I go find Mr. Poe. I have to let him know that Klaus and Sunny have been kidnapped so he can make the necessary financial arrangements.”

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    In which a choice is made, a family is split, and allies are found in the most surprising of places.

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    It's been years since the Baudelaire's escaped the island but this time with a surviving Count Olaf. Snicket has been experiencing some chaos within himself that only someone who he thinks has never had their life together could help with.

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    In the early days of the Kaiju War, Rangers J., K., and L. Snicket stand at the centre of a grand united effort to save the world, an army at the ready to put out the fires that spill forth from the Breach.

    Later, when the fires seem infinite and invulnerable, Kit stands with what remains of their family and turns her face, with hope, to a future she may never see.

    For the children, their efforts are worth it.

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    Everyone who has had the grave misfortune to witness the tragic tale of the Baudelaire orphans unfold knows of the brave volunteers who tried to help them- of the school librarian who risked it all to save them, of the taxi driver who met an untimely end in a tiny desert town, and his sister, who arrived too late to be of much help.

    But what might have happened if she had gotten involved sooner? What if this had been a story of two librarians, of two siblings against the world? Would it change the story their brother had to tell, or was this series of unfortunate events doomed to be unfortunate from the start?

    This is the story of Kit Snicket, her brother Jacques and their fellow volunteer Olivia Caliban, as they seek to save the Baudelaires, and stop Kit's awful ex, before it's too late...

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    In the dimming torch light, Violet steals her gaze from Kit's lifeless face and looks around the tent at baby Beatrice—fragile, helpless and innocent—and then her siblings, Sunny and Klaus, studying their facets and features, creases and scars. She looks at them and forgets injustice because there is no amount of torment or tragedy that could convince her that they are not incontestably and unequivocally worth it. Worth fighting for. Worth hoping for. Worth the world.

     

    Or, local children spend a year stranded on an island while parenting other children and learning how to properly grieve.

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

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    SEEKING: Information, documents and artefacts pertaining to a K. Snicket, resident of The City over a decade ago and now deceased, as a matter of great importance. Financial compensation may be offered in exchange for relevant items. Please contact me at [REDACTED] or send findings to [REDACTED]. Please help, all information is much-needed and valued. Thank you.

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    After the foiled cranioectomy attempt, Violet Baudelaire does not manage to escape Heimlich Hospital with her siblings. From there, things only get worse.

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    Hey, so this whole thing is a huge CRACK. Please don't take it serious. Lots of smut. LOTS. BTW people die in graphic ways and are raped. Warning!

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    ~~Takes place Before the Baudelaire fire~~
    Alcohol usage
    Drugs mentioned

    After adding an eccentric new member to his acting troupe, Olaf soon finds the man at his door step one late night.

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    When Dr. Bertrand Baudelaire decides to rent out a haunted house for the summer, neither he nor the companions he brings with him are fully prepared for what will await them there. Among these companions are Olivia Caliban, a lonely, friendless woman aching for adventure, Jacquelyn, an artistic lady with an air of glamour, and Jacques Snicket, the dashing heir to the house. Hill House will sweep all of them along on a dark, terrifying journey none of them will forget- though one among them will be marked out, and consumed far more utterly…

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    Georgina and Olaf begin their new life in France (Sequel to “A Reunion”).

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    Under Jack Crawford’s orders, Clarice must go to The City, in which she must figure out who Count Olaf is. She has to stop Count Olaf and his treachery before it’s too late, and she may meet an interesting set of children along the way.

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