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    If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place

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    What would it take for Count Olaf to become a good guardian? Is there any shadow of a decent, caring person left inside of him? Probably not, but in this AU there is!

    When all four of their lives come under threat from a mysterious assailant, Count Olaf and the Baudelaire orphans are forced to go on the lam together, a phrase which here means Olaf accidentally discovers he has paternal instincts. Canon-divergence starting at the end of The Carnivorous Carnival.

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    4/?
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    There is a universe, somewhere, where they fail. This is not that universe.

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    Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.

    The inevitable zombie AU.

    Tags, rating, and warnings will definitely change as we progress.

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    2/?
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    Esme Squalor was cursed. Ever since she was born, she was cursed to have her entire life fall apart, and at first; she didn’t mind it, but after the death of Beatrice Baudelaire, she knew her whole world would change…

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    When Harry survives the killing curse, the impossible happened. It was like trying to divide by zero, the universe just didn’t work like that! So what occurs to the fabric lf reality when something impossible happens? The answer: it tears itself up.

    Suddenly, there are doorways appearing all over the multiverse, all of reality is collapsing in on itself, and there’s a certain one-eyed demon attempting to find the right portal into the physical world.

    It’s up to Harry Potter, and the nine other Cipher Zodiac kids, to stop everything from collapsing.

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    On the night Beatrice and Bertrand are delivering their first child, Bertrand can't help but reminisce about when he met his now loving wife, and how their relationship developed.

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    (“You are young and broken. I could eat you whole.”)

     

    Violet Baudelaire, recently orphaned, meets a secretive man in the Eliade Cathedral. Everything goes downhill from there. Rated M for smut and foul language.

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    "You're a good person, Klaus. And sometimes bad things happen to good people. I don't know why. But they happen." -Y S.

    The story you are about to read is extremely unpleasent. If you do not like to read stories filled with unrequited love, murder, and death then I suggest clicking the back button on your phone screen now to continue your tales of handsome boybands and actors.

    But if you like unpleasant events such as the three described above then please continue and enjoy the tale of a lonely girl who, I'm sorry to say, got involved in them.

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    A collection of drabbles, half-baked plots, and ideas from the Here universe. filled with loose-ends, self-indulgent nonsense, and prompt work.
    AUs and alternate timelines abound, riddled with noncanonical, semicanonical, and definitively canonical cut scenes! Enjoy!

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    42/?
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    1
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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes! Big mistake.

    Or, in other words, this is the story of Panem's fall.

    Based about a couple years after COD: ZW

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    Sunny is mature enough to understand everything, and to form her own opinion.

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    Down in the Beverage District, a work of investigative journalism into the rivalry between two coffee shops leads to four calls to the City Health Inspector's office from J.S., three detentions, two fires, and one broken sugar bowl.

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    5/?
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    A fun twist on a scene from The Hostile Hospital episodes. In this AU, however, Violet Baudelaire has been naughtier than ever, and she eventually burnt herself.

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    1/1
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    Olaf and Violet suffer together during a confrontation in the arboretum. One-shot. Rated M for smut and dubcon.

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    Dear M, G and I
    Hope everything is going alright at HQ, as requested I have researched and found the files for all members of the graduating class of 2018 currently at Prufrock High, all of which have made the decision to volunteer. I have also included some additional files for reference and future use.
    As Always, the Word is Quiet Here
    R

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    At Prufrock High nothing is ever simple, the graduating class are in there last year with lots of surprises in store including; a new girl, a pyromaniac who discovers he has a heart and a teen pregnancy. There is drama, secrets and lots of Snickers.

    “Hey it’s Snickets!”

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    A chance encounter with a volunteer on a bench.

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    Dear Reader,

    You are likely searching for something to read and right now there are probably endless options available to you. You could, for example, read something with a happy ending, so you can relax safe in the knowledge that no matter what strife and pain you read about, it will all be alright in the end. Instead you are considering reading this account. Please do not do this.

    I am sure you have an idea of how the story of the Baudelaire orphans went. I’m sure you have endured enough heartbreak and care not for the altered truths and the parallel stories. I’m sure you don’t want to hear again what happened to Jacques Snicket, or the unknown truth regarding what happened in the days following the incident. Finally, I am certain that if you care anything for Lemony Snicket, you would not want to know a thing about the awful and until now unspoken things that happened to him immediately following the terrible events that befell his brother.

    The best part is you do not have to. Unless of course, you want to, but I cannot possibly imagine why.

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    20
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    For Lemony, "revising for the rhetoric exam", not "having fun with Beatrice Baudelaire", was the first thing on his agenda. Unfortunately for him, that was not the case for Beatrice Baudelaire.

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