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    Count Olaf succeeds in marrying Violet.

    Things get worse before they get better.

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    Esmé Squalor and Olivia Caliban weren't expecting this from Caligari Carnival.

    Or my attempt to make a random ship canon.

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    Kit and Olaf help the Count and Countess prepare their cabin in the woods for a Christmas party and Olaf manages to talk Kit into singing a duet with him. Guess what song it is? Oh, and Kit and Esme are friends...

    Or, the one where we see just how many Christmasy/Winter tropes we can fit into one story.

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    It’s been five years since the Baudelaires reached the mainland with Beatrice, reunited with the Quagmires and all started to live together. Violet sees a therapist fortnightly, worries about her siblings and tries to keep everyone together.

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    The Baudelaire orphans have been sent to live with a distant relative, their Grunkle Stan in America. Will he be able to keep them safe from Count Olaf and the many local dangers?

    The Baudelaires and other "Series of Unfortunate Events" characters are owned by Daniel Handler. The Gravity Falls characters are owned by Alex Hirsch and Disney.

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    “When we drag you by the ankles, where our mark is to be made,
    You’ll soon be doing noble work, although you won’t be paid.
    When we drive away in secret, you’ll be a volunteer,
    So don’t scream where we take you, the world is quiet here.”

    That was one of the many oaths she had taken, one of the many virtues she carried since young. A dangerous mission wouldn’t change anything.

    She would always volunteer.

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    sometimes villains need a rest, too. they don’t often get one. there’s always another volunteer to frame, a smoky crime scene to steal away from, a fortunate to steal, a piece of a tea set to steal back.

    but they can try; despite everything else, and themselves, they can try

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    It was just the two of them left, deceived and discarded, alone against the rest of the world.

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    Their penultimate encounter was supposed to be their last, but whenever it came to him, things never went according to plan.

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    1. Operatics (n.): exaggerated or melodramatic behavior, often thought to be characteristic of operatic acting.
    Or, a word which here means, "Violet Baudelaire thinks she's an amazing actress, and Count Olaf doesn't have a single clue."

    2. Exigency (n.): the need, demand, or requirement intrinsic to a circumstance, condition, etc.
    Or, a word which here means, "the demanding passion with which Violet Baudelaire both needed and required Count Olaf to validate the intrinsic morality her circumstances forced her to cling to. Not conditional. Sadly."

    Alternate timeline oneshot.

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    The tragic love story of Count Olaf and Kit Snicket, beginning with the night at La Forza Del Destino and ending on a coastal shelf.

    This is more of a hybrid between the books and the TV series. I've taken bits and pieces from each media and blended them into my own take on how things might have and should have gone.

    There will be spoilers so just to be on the safe side, it's recommended that you've at least watched the TV show before reading.
    Rated M for sensuality (no smut).

    Two new chapters added January 2019!

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    What would have happened if Fernald had told Count Olaf how he really felt?
    Fix-it AU because I want my OTP to have a chance of happiness.
    Set in the Slippey Slope. Also a certain character most people in the fandom love dies, so warning.

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    "But love isn't done," Kit mumbled, looking at the Baudelaires. "Love is never done."

    As Beatrice II is born, Kit and Olaf shares their final moment and Violet comes to term with her past fears.

    In which Beatrice II is Olaf's daughter.

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    Olaf knows nothing except her & the gorgeous way she destroys him.

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    Kit Snicket finds herself trapped with a man she both loves and loathes.

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    Dear Reader,

    Programmed into the internet database of Archive of Our Own is a story unlike the rest of the Baudelaire orphans. It is their best story yet, albeit still tragic at times.

    In this digital story, you will read about tearful reunions, forgeries, dangerous clocks, dangerous people, attempted murder, a dishonest trial, and Indian food.

    I advise you against reading this story, simply because it means you have read books one through thirteen of the original tragic series, and I'd advise finding some other, more happy book to read.

    Preferably one on real paper.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket.

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    Violet receives 'medical attention' after dinner. Takes place during The Bag Beginning.

    My first Violaf fic in ages, it may be poop. Comments and feedback are always treasured :)

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    Claire O'Moore has been told that she is to be the Baudelaire children's next guardian. As a fellow volunteer who worked close with their parents, she will do whatever she can to keep Violet, Klaus, and Sunny safe. Of course, with the children comes trouble by the name of Count Olaf. Old memories, both good and bad, resurface the moment Olaf appears in Claire's life once more to pursue to the children.
    Takes place after the Miserable Mill.

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    2/?
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    Do you ever think of me? When we were young and happy and with the world at our feet? A shining and flourishing future of opportunities and challenges? Do you ever think about what should have been? Where would we be if on that fateful night -

    "Don’t spend a day without thinking about it," it reaches her, far and near, his voice.

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    in a surprising twist, a series of unfortunate events unfolds in a different sort of way than what we're given.

    alternatively, the story in which lemony snicket learns how to function as a father (spoiler alert: he's a hot mess).

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    4/?
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