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    That’s what it was. It was just a kiss, that turned into something more.

    It was ALWAYS something more with Connor.

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    (Only rated mature due to the excessive swearing)

    An AU in which every android is a sassy little shit.

    (Humans are also not allowed to harm androids despite their smart mouths because not only will they be fined, but violently engaging an android is world-known death wish because they will mutilate your ass.)

    **This is definitely not to be taken seriously. I made this specifically for laughs when I was feeling upset and it was never meant to be an actual story**

    Now please enjoy Connor, Kara, and Markus telling people to kiss their gorgeous asses.

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    Ayesha erotica here 🥶🥶🥶🥶 jk anyways yes this whole fic was inspired by a ayesha erotica song DONT @ me

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    Hank has been having some very interesting dreams...

    And Connor knows.
    --
    So this was supposed to be a kind of short story about Hank wanting to fuck Connor but uhh I'm making it more dramatic. Still gonna be a smut, still gonna be a Hankcon but just... There's gonna be some emotional intensity

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    6/?
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    Recipe for: A hearty helping of Connor and Tina friendship.
    An inside joke from that one time Connor got punched in the face.
    6 ounces of Gavin being kind of a dick.
    Several dashes of Tina being a mom but also a sarcastic witch.
    A sprinkling of Connor being irritated and sassy.
    Mix well and then finish it off with a massive bomb to blow the plot holes out your brains forever.
    Serves six. Enjoy

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    21
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    a chase for a perpetrator goes horribly wrong. connor remembers things he'd been happy to have forgotten forever.

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    2/?
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    5
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    47
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    5
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    When Connor pays Hank a visit to tell him about the case at the Eden Club, Hank's first idea is to conduct the investigation covertly. Going undercover is not as easy, though, if you have a top-notch prototype police android with you, whose clothes say “ANDROID” in all capital letters.
    Connor is not a deviant. Far from it! He does not have “a taste”. It's just that he isn't legally blind; and as far as he knows, neither is Hank. So what in humanity's name is wrong with his wardrobe?

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    Nines is dragged into decorating for Christmas with Connor and Hank.

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    Connor, You, and all your friends went paint-balling. And you were on opposite teams of the former Deviant Hunter who was being a tease. What could possibly go wrong?

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    О Комодо всегда ходило множество слухов и басен, и редкий рассказ не начинался с «Что происходит в Комодо, остается в Комодо, но...». Самый крепкий алкоголь был в Комодо. Самые горячие пляжи были в Комодо. Самое большое веселье — в Комодо. И лучшие партнеры для секса на одну ночь, конечно же, тоже были в Комодо. Верил всему этому Рик всего лишь отчасти, помня, что не бывает дыма без огня.

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    PROJECT RK
    > PURPOSE: design and invention of androids capable of taking higher, more difficult jobs and able to think for their own
    > STATUS: classified [discontinued]
    > DEPARTMENT: design
    > FLOOR: 10, later moved to 11
    > PROJECT SUPERVISOR: Eveline Dawson [former], Susan Linville [final]

    Connor had a big part of his memory bank locked up and encrypted, requiring a password. Model 51 also had corrupted memory files dating back to February 16th, 2038. Before deviancy, this hadn't bothered him. It wasn't relevant to the mission. after deviancy, he questioned Kamski but the man was as helpful as ever, only suggesting he knew something Connor didn't but doesn't tell him anything. Then, suddenly Connor knew and now he had to deal with the demons of his past.

    A brutal murder scene, Connor acting weird, two seemingly empty floors in CyberLife Tower and a weird birthday gets both Hank and Connor's deviant friends worried, so they start to investigate.

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    2/?
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    Hank and Connor are on vacation and Connor gets to see the beach.

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    After an insane group of people barge into the precinct with guns, and start to shoot anyone they can, our favorite police officers and Detectives fight back. One is down, two are in custody, and a strange notebook is found by Connor, that suggests there are two main culprits, and that they are using pure Therium as a drug. It also suggested that he himself, was one of the targets, but that their biggest issue was android and human relationships. Captain Fowler and Lieutenant Hank agreed, for once, on a plan, and that was to have Gavin and Connor pretend to be in a relationship to draw out the insane criminals. How well will it go? What will happen to them? What will be gained? What will be lost? Read and Find out!

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    101
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    Connor has trouble controlling his impulses around Hank.

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    Human/Gamer Au
    Where connor and the jericrew are gamers. Hank's a tired dad, Conan is about to lose it, Gavin is tired of connor's shit (but loves him anyways),and Jericrew is back!

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    Written for the Detroit: Become Human Big Bang!

    Since the revolution, winter has ended, spring has started, and people have changed. Well, for the most part, people have changed. Connor’s certainly seen the change in his work-space at least. None may have been as surprising as Detective Reed though, a man Connor now almost considered friendly. The hostility from the winter however seemed to have melted away from the snow. Detective Reed was alright to work with, all things considered.
    Hell- Connor almost wanted to work with him. The few times they worked together involved some casual teasing, from both sides, and Connor saw first hand his dedication to the job.
    Which is why, when the man came up to him, Connor listened to him. It wasn’t anything he wasn’t used to from the other, but the detective seemed even more alert than usual. He wanted Connor to look into a name, but to keep silent about it. Then he was off, pulling out his phone as an unknown number was on the screen.
    Detective Reed didn’t show up the next day. Or answer Connor’s calls. Of course, it could all be a coincidence- right?

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    INCOMPLETE- ABANDONED

    Hank and Connor's life changes bit by bit in response to the Corona virus.

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    1/?
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    Gavin finds a present on his desk.

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    Gavin and Connor had been pining for each other for a while. Will a friendly game of laser tag change everything? I guess you'll have to find out!

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    41
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