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    Pure Crack. Sherlock and his trusty companion are having their weirdest day yet.

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    Lace, whiskey, and a case full of cocks leads to a brand new kind of adventure.

    “He doesn’t get it,” Sherlock said, covered the phone and pushed it into John’s lap. “I do. I want to.”

      John frowned and slipped her hands out from under Sherlock’s grip. She flipped the blinking phone back and forth and glanced up at Sherlock’s hopeful scrutiny. “No sex?”

    “No sex.”

    How could someone Dom -and what a scary word that was- if there was no sexual gratification involved?

     

    Feminism, relationships, sexuality, cheating, manipulation, emotions, power, control, and cocks.

    AKA The One With All The Cocks… When There Are No Cocks

    (If you are put off by the gender bend, don’t be. Please. Give it a shot and if it makes you uncomfortable you can always safeword ;D)

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    Queerlander Exchange- Prompt # 34: “Jamie and John have an interesting history.”  

    Part One- The College Years

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    MacDaddy BDSM AU Dom!Jamie Curious!Claire and occasionally Confused!John

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    Blogs, lightly angsty-cuteness, the inside of John's head. JOHNLOCK
    This is my first work, I am aware it's choppy. WIP
    Thanks for reading!

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    The heartburn started almost exactly at the same time as the text came – incidental? I think not.

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    Of course Sherlock has already skipped ahead to the conclusion of several years of John’s soul-searching in less than ten seconds. His eyes narrow, then flick away.

    “Just… just tell me one thing. Is this the beginning or the end?” he asks the ceiling.

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    Writing Prompt for Sherlock-ian Things: The Elephant in the Room

    Why is John sleeping on the couch? And how come Sherlock is only in a robe and boxers at eight in the morning?
    What the hell happened last night???

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    “John, tell me that I have completely lost my mind and you did not bring some feral feline home with you.”
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    John agrees to pet sit for Molly's cat, Toby, and Sherlock is NOT pleased. Comical incidents occur, and conversations are misconstrued-all leading to an unexpected outcome.

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    (y/n) is one of the snipers at the pool. Working on the other side of the law never made anything hard for you. And than happend the unimaginable. You fell. You fell for a wrong man.

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    They've been living together for three weeks when John finds a woman in their kitchen.

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    The one in which Sherlock cock-blocks himself by constantly filling his bed with people of the wrong gender.

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    The one in which Sherlock is kind of a sweetheart, but really shit at communication, and John is so, so confused.

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    John is so confused.

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    Written for a Tumblr prompt by grumpybijohn: "Imagine john and sherlock going to a gay bar for a case and the bartender/manager recognizes sherlock and is all like, 'Sherlock!! I haven’t seen you in years! How are you? Is this your boyfriend?'”

    Or, what happens when denial finally gets too hard to maintain.

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    John learns more about the person he's married to than he'd like.

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    John is seventeen. He’s handsome, he plays the guitar and he’s captain of the rugby team. He adores the Arctic Monkeys, and girls fawn over him when he wears his Ray-Ban Caravan and sings slow ballads in the local pub with his band. John is also (perhaps) bisexual. He’s not sure. He should experiment, he thinks, just to be sure. Sherlock, his gay best friend and bassist in his band, feels like the right choice.

    Or the one where John pretends not to have feelings, Sherlock has way too many, and Alex Turner’s lyrics fix everything. More or less.

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    Shortly after a fight with his impossible flatmate, John Watson finds himself in a new world. A world in which his life is not his life, his flatmate is no longer his flatmate, and the word impossible just might get a whole new meaning...

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    This is based off of a youtube video done by EMPIRICALLY NOT GOOD, basically here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE-5TSZfNiQ, I just loved the video so much that I had to make a fic out of it. Be kind, this is my first post on here.

    Basically Sherlock is a romantic consultant that has no idea when people are flirting with him but he's very good at figuring out when other people like each other and whether or not they're going to work out. He can even estimate how long a relationship is going to last. Sherlock is still insensitive about a lot of things but he's a little more fuzzy around the edges. John falls in love with Sherlock but Sherlock has no clue, although Sherlock starts to have weird feelings that are directed at John and he finds that he catalogs things about John that are completely unnecessary.

    Lots of confused John and clueless Sherlock.
    Lots of fluff, maybe eventual smut...not sure.

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    The follow up to 'Nobody' in which John attempts a breakup.

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    When Sherlock and John are sent undercover to investigate a case of blackmail, more is required of them than they expected. Sometimes the best way to progress is just to push through.

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