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    In the Shire, as many in the outside world would know, hobbits were a peaceful folk. Content with their farms, their fairs, their staid ways, most would call the Shire a place caught in time, where not much happened and the people there liked it that way.
    Most people, in Lobelia's opinion, were idiots and best left out of the Shire altogether.

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    After the Eagles drop the company off at the Carrock, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf continue on their way. Dwarven traditions demand that the king honour the one who saved his life, but Thorin doesn't know how to go about it. Luckily, his dwarves are there to help.

    A tale of respect, friendship and camaraderie, can be read as the beginnings of Bagginshield if you squint. :)

    The characters and realms described belong to J.R.R. Tolkien.

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    Bilbo presents the idea to Thorin about staying with him in Erebor during the acorn scene, and everything changes. Was Thorin ever goldsick to begin with? And why is the company acting so odd? Could it really be they are goldsick? With a little luck and love and no small amount of courage, Bilbo might be able to get to the heart of the matter entirely.

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    The One Ring takes the form of a child; she decides she much prefers Bilbo’s love and care to Sauron.

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    Thorin is oblivious to any feelings until they all hit him at once. Bilbo doesn’t realize how significant hair braiding is to a dwarf.

     

    Idiots in love.

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    Bilbo raises the torch even higher and examines as close as he dares.

    Eh, I guess they cut it a little bit. He's got bangs now. It doesn't look so bad. Looks like he got in a right toss is all. Bilbo walks around Thorin to examine the back of his head.

     

    "It's not so bad really. It just looks like you've had a row is all. Really, Thorin. It—oh my."

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    When Bilbo Baggins set out to market that day, he certainly didn't intend to purchase a slave.

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    Thorin tells himself not to care, but, to his increasing desperation, Bilbo manages to defeat that voice every time, and quite literally at that.

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    Based off of Tumblr AU post prompt:
    “I thought someone was breaking into my apartment but it turns out you just forgot your key and thought this was your place”

    Part two:
    Same AU (well kinda the same... not really) but in Tolkien Universe!

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    "You’re the bumbling protagonist, I’m the unambiguously immoral monster, see? My haven being burgled is meant to provide you with an ‘adventure.’ It’s a plot.”

    Bilbo gaped. “P-protagonist? As in the hero in the silly books that young hobbits read?”

    Smaug shrugged. “‘Silly’ is a matter of opinion. But yes.”

    “So - so what? We’re - what? In a book?”

    Smaug’s fangs were bared as he made what could probably pass as a grin. “Now you’re catching on.”

     


     

    In which I unashamedly shatter the fourth wall.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a man of simple things. He likes books, well-brewed tea, and to be left alone, thank you very much. He opened a bookshop with the intention to do just that.
    Then one day a stranger walks in, doesn't buy a single book, and turns Bilbo's world upside down.

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    A couple weeks into the quest, Bilbo makes an unexpected discovery about two of his companions.

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    Wherein Thorin says 'sister-sons' because the word has more significance than 'brother-sons'; or, where the word 'nephew' doesn't have an accurate translation into Khuzdul.

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    Presque tous les nains de la Compagnie pensent que Dwalin et Thorin sont faits l'un pour l'autre. Ils prévoient de célébrer le mariage royal dans le sanctuaire sacré de la "Montagne de l'Amour" pour avoir toute la chance nécessaire pour combattre le dragon. Mais soudain, le couple de rêve se sépare et Bilbon se retrouve obligé de réconforter Thorin en devenant son ami. Mais Thorin a-t-il vraiment le coeur brisé et qui Dwalin aime-t-il réellement ?

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    Kili really should have known better than to swing a wizard's staff around.

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    Kili has had enough of Bilbo's not-so-subtle staring at the Company when they stop to rest and confronts him about it.

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    Thorin cannot stand how cute Bilbo is, so he doesn’t know how to look at him. Cue Thorin glaring, leering, and doing all he can not to smile at the hobbit like an idiot. The company is obviously so done with his shit.

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    Bilbo Baggins was dying. It was not of a wound of any kind, nor of sickness. He was dying of age, in his sleep. As he lay in one of the many, generally comfortable beds in Rivendell, with his dearest nephew at the bed to his side, he could feel his last breath leaving him. As his mind faded into the darkness, he looked over his life.

    He had been through pain, suffering, near-death, emotional trauma, and elongated life. He had watched the man he loved die, and he had cried enough tears to last a lifetime. And now, 62 years later, he was dying. He had left Erebor all those years ago after the death of Fili, Kili and Thorin, but his heart had forever remained in the lonely mountain, along with his One.

    So as he lay there on his bed, listening to the sound of Frodo sleeping, it occured to Bilbo that the trip to the Undying Lands that was to take place the next day wasn't meant for him. He was dying, after all.

    Bilbo Baggins had had enough pain for a lifetime. As he took his last chance to, he thought to himself: 'If only I could have one more chance.'

    And then he was gone. His old, hurt, and tearstained heart had given out.

    But his story did not end there.

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    Bilbo Baggins learns the true meaning of sharing.

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    Bilbo and Ori are two broke University graduates with nothing to their name but their degrees and a tiny flat. Ori gets tired of it and signs them both up to find Sugar Daddies via a very helpful website. Bilbo has apprehensions until he meets a certain brooding man named Thorin. Then things just get even more confusing...

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