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a green branch hung with many a bell by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Mar 2024
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In the Shire, as many in the outside world would know, hobbits were a peaceful folk. Content with their farms, their fairs, their staid ways, most would call the Shire a place caught in time, where not much happened and the people there liked it that way.
Most people, in Lobelia's opinion, were idiots and best left out of the Shire altogether.Series
- Part 74 of 365 days of fic
- Part 14 of march madness
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The Dwarven Way by Aerandir
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Jan 2024
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After the Eagles drop the company off at the Carrock, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf continue on their way. Dwarven traditions demand that the king honour the one who saved his life, but Thorin doesn't know how to go about it. Luckily, his dwarves are there to help.
A tale of respect, friendship and camaraderie, can be read as the beginnings of Bagginshield if you squint. :)
The characters and realms described belong to J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Bilbo presents the idea to Thorin about staying with him in Erebor during the acorn scene, and everything changes. Was Thorin ever goldsick to begin with? And why is the company acting so odd? Could it really be they are goldsick? With a little luck and love and no small amount of courage, Bilbo might be able to get to the heart of the matter entirely.
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I’m a What?! by Knif_Knight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 Oct 2023
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The One Ring takes the form of a child; she decides she much prefers Bilbo’s love and care to Sauron.
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- Part 1 of The Ring—Child of Power?
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Thorin is oblivious to any feelings until they all hit him at once. Bilbo doesn’t realize how significant hair braiding is to a dwarf.
Idiots in love.
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Thorin Oafensheild & the Blue Ribbon Winner by MaltaAndThe7Cats
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Oct 2021
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Bilbo raises the torch even higher and examines as close as he dares.
Eh, I guess they cut it a little bit. He's got bangs now. It doesn't look so bad. Looks like he got in a right toss is all. Bilbo walks around Thorin to examine the back of his head.
"It's not so bad really. It just looks like you've had a row is all. Really, Thorin. It—oh my."
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Home to Home Again by Applea
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Feb 2020
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When Bilbo Baggins set out to market that day, he certainly didn't intend to purchase a slave.
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Sometimes It's Just The Battle Of Voices by Aliada for lindirs_gaze
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Dec 2019
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Thorin tells himself not to care, but, to his increasing desperation, Bilbo manages to defeat that voice every time, and quite literally at that.
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Strangers by Poptartsandpotatoes
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Jan 2018
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Based off of Tumblr AU post prompt:
“I thought someone was breaking into my apartment but it turns out you just forgot your key and thought this was your place”Part two:
Same AU (well kinda the same... not really) but in Tolkien Universe!Series
- Part 1 of Tumblr AU Based
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"You’re the bumbling protagonist, I’m the unambiguously immoral monster, see? My haven being burgled is meant to provide you with an ‘adventure.’ It’s a plot.”
Bilbo gaped. “P-protagonist? As in the hero in the silly books that young hobbits read?”
Smaug shrugged. “‘Silly’ is a matter of opinion. But yes.”
“So - so what? We’re - what? In a book?”
Smaug’s fangs were bared as he made what could probably pass as a grin. “Now you’re catching on.”
In which I unashamedly shatter the fourth wall.
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- Part 6 of Galadriel's Hairpin Box
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The Bookshop by Ainulinde
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Jun 2017
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Bilbo Baggins is a man of simple things. He likes books, well-brewed tea, and to be left alone, thank you very much. He opened a bookshop with the intention to do just that.
Then one day a stranger walks in, doesn't buy a single book, and turns Bilbo's world upside down. -
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A couple weeks into the quest, Bilbo makes an unexpected discovery about two of his companions.
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Sister-sons by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jan 2017
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Wherein Thorin says 'sister-sons' because the word has more significance than 'brother-sons'; or, where the word 'nephew' doesn't have an accurate translation into Khuzdul.
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- Part 1 of Weight of Words
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La Montagne de l'Amour by Eivia
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Dec 2016
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Presque tous les nains de la Compagnie pensent que Dwalin et Thorin sont faits l'un pour l'autre. Ils prévoient de célébrer le mariage royal dans le sanctuaire sacré de la "Montagne de l'Amour" pour avoir toute la chance nécessaire pour combattre le dragon. Mais soudain, le couple de rêve se sépare et Bilbon se retrouve obligé de réconforter Thorin en devenant son ami. Mais Thorin a-t-il vraiment le coeur brisé et qui Dwalin aime-t-il réellement ?
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Oops by medusasmirror
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Jun 2016
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Kili really should have known better than to swing a wizard's staff around.
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- Part 1 of Tiny Orange
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Kili has had enough of Bilbo's not-so-subtle staring at the Company when they stop to rest and confronts him about it.
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- Part 1 of Dwarf Customs
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Thorin cannot stand how cute Bilbo is, so he doesn’t know how to look at him. Cue Thorin glaring, leering, and doing all he can not to smile at the hobbit like an idiot. The company is obviously so done with his shit.
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There And Back Again Once More (or Second Chances) by MasterChiefette
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Sep 2015
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Bilbo Baggins was dying. It was not of a wound of any kind, nor of sickness. He was dying of age, in his sleep. As he lay in one of the many, generally comfortable beds in Rivendell, with his dearest nephew at the bed to his side, he could feel his last breath leaving him. As his mind faded into the darkness, he looked over his life.
He had been through pain, suffering, near-death, emotional trauma, and elongated life. He had watched the man he loved die, and he had cried enough tears to last a lifetime. And now, 62 years later, he was dying. He had left Erebor all those years ago after the death of Fili, Kili and Thorin, but his heart had forever remained in the lonely mountain, along with his One.
So as he lay there on his bed, listening to the sound of Frodo sleeping, it occured to Bilbo that the trip to the Undying Lands that was to take place the next day wasn't meant for him. He was dying, after all.
Bilbo Baggins had had enough pain for a lifetime. As he took his last chance to, he thought to himself: 'If only I could have one more chance.'
And then he was gone. His old, hurt, and tearstained heart had given out.
But his story did not end there.
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- Part 1 of Botfa Fix-It Alternate Universes
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Bilbo Baggins learns the true meaning of sharing.
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Bilbo and Ori are two broke University graduates with nothing to their name but their degrees and a tiny flat. Ori gets tired of it and signs them both up to find Sugar Daddies via a very helpful website. Bilbo has apprehensions until he meets a certain brooding man named Thorin. Then things just get even more confusing...