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    When Bilbo Baggins set out to market that day, he certainly didn't intend to purchase a slave.

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    Bilbo raises the torch even higher and examines as close as he dares.

    Eh, I guess they cut it a little bit. He's got bangs now. It doesn't look so bad. Looks like he got in a right toss is all. Bilbo walks around Thorin to examine the back of his head.

     

    "It's not so bad really. It just looks like you've had a row is all. Really, Thorin. It—oh my."

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    It’s been five years since the battle of the five armies. The two once deserted cities were now in full bloom calling for a celebration of great proportions. Although your father was happy, you could tell he was not completely happy. Could you bring a certain hobbit and king together or will it go up in flames? What about your own heart?

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    Based off of Tumblr AU post prompt:
    “I thought someone was breaking into my apartment but it turns out you just forgot your key and thought this was your place”

    Part two:
    Same AU (well kinda the same... not really) but in Tolkien Universe!

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    Bilbo has finally passed away and when he goes to Heaven, there are some friends waiting there for him.

    Written for Tolkien Gen Week

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    "You’re the bumbling protagonist, I’m the unambiguously immoral monster, see? My haven being burgled is meant to provide you with an ‘adventure.’ It’s a plot.”

    Bilbo gaped. “P-protagonist? As in the hero in the silly books that young hobbits read?”

    Smaug shrugged. “‘Silly’ is a matter of opinion. But yes.”

    “So - so what? We’re - what? In a book?”

    Smaug’s fangs were bared as he made what could probably pass as a grin. “Now you’re catching on.”

     


     

    In which I unashamedly shatter the fourth wall.

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    In Dwarven culture hair cutting is seen as one of the most grievous types of self harm. Bilbo, being a hobbit doesn't know this, and cuts his hair anyway. When the company discovers this they become determined to help their burglar get well again. Thorin of course thinks that its his fault and he sulks the whole time. Huge misunderstandings, fluff and comfort are abundant

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    Bilbo Baggins is a man of simple things. He likes books, well-brewed tea, and to be left alone, thank you very much. He opened a bookshop with the intention to do just that.
    Then one day a stranger walks in, doesn't buy a single book, and turns Bilbo's world upside down.

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    A couple weeks into the quest, Bilbo makes an unexpected discovery about two of his companions.

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    What if Thorin Oakenshield was, in fact, a day early, rather than a few hours later than everyone else?

    EDIT: This particular story is basically a rough draft and I know I can do better. For said "better," please go to Buried Knowledge Found, which is in hiatus, but will be coming out of it very soon.

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    Wherein Thorin says 'sister-sons' because the word has more significance than 'brother-sons'; or, where the word 'nephew' doesn't have an accurate translation into Khuzdul.

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    Presque tous les nains de la Compagnie pensent que Dwalin et Thorin sont faits l'un pour l'autre. Ils prévoient de célébrer le mariage royal dans le sanctuaire sacré de la "Montagne de l'Amour" pour avoir toute la chance nécessaire pour combattre le dragon. Mais soudain, le couple de rêve se sépare et Bilbon se retrouve obligé de réconforter Thorin en devenant son ami. Mais Thorin a-t-il vraiment le coeur brisé et qui Dwalin aime-t-il réellement ?

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    Kili really should have known better than to swing a wizard's staff around.

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    Everyone sees what they want to see in Bilbo Baggins. The Bagginses see a somewhat wilder version of his father Bungo, and the Tooks see a calmer version of his mother Belladonna. No one but him sees that he is more or less a perfect mix between a Took and a Baggins, with all the wonderful rival personality-traits and mental arguments that come with it.
    Said mental arguments occur more often when Bilbo encounters a group of dwarves on a quest to their homeland...

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    Kili has had enough of Bilbo's not-so-subtle staring at the Company when they stop to rest and confronts him about it.

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    Thorin cannot stand how cute Bilbo is, so he doesn’t know how to look at him. Cue Thorin glaring, leering, and doing all he can not to smile at the hobbit like an idiot. The company is obviously so done with his shit.

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    Bilbo Baggins was dying. It was not of a wound of any kind, nor of sickness. He was dying of age, in his sleep. As he lay in one of the many, generally comfortable beds in Rivendell, with his dearest nephew at the bed to his side, he could feel his last breath leaving him. As his mind faded into the darkness, he looked over his life.

    He had been through pain, suffering, near-death, emotional trauma, and elongated life. He had watched the man he loved die, and he had cried enough tears to last a lifetime. And now, 62 years later, he was dying. He had left Erebor all those years ago after the death of Fili, Kili and Thorin, but his heart had forever remained in the lonely mountain, along with his One.

    So as he lay there on his bed, listening to the sound of Frodo sleeping, it occured to Bilbo that the trip to the Undying Lands that was to take place the next day wasn't meant for him. He was dying, after all.

    Bilbo Baggins had had enough pain for a lifetime. As he took his last chance to, he thought to himself: 'If only I could have one more chance.'

    And then he was gone. His old, hurt, and tearstained heart had given out.

    But his story did not end there.

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    Bilbo and Ori are two broke University graduates with nothing to their name but their degrees and a tiny flat. Ori gets tired of it and signs them both up to find Sugar Daddies via a very helpful website. Bilbo has apprehensions until he meets a certain brooding man named Thorin. Then things just get even more confusing...

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    Bilbo Baggins se adentra en la Montaña Solitaria, en busca de la afamada Piedra del Arca. Sin embargo, un mal cálculo en sus planes hace que despierte al Terrible Smaug, Dragón bajo la Montaña.
    Smaug nunca había visto a un hobbit en su vida, y se muestra curioso ante este diminuto saqueador.
    Asustado, y deseoso de salir con vida, Bilbo le propone a Smaug un trato.
    Lo que no esperaba fue que, a cambio de la Montaña y el tesoro, Smaug pidiera precisamente que él fuera su nuevo 'acompañante'.

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    Il y a ceux qui sont faits pour la politique, et d'autres non. Thorin est intimement persuadé qu'il appartient à la seconde catégorie, raison pour laquelle il décide de tout plaquer sans états d'âme et de laisser à Frerin les rênes du pays d'Erebor pour devenir guide de montagne et faire des randonnées avec des touristes dans la forêt.
    Le problème, quand on est guide, c'est qu'il faut avoir un minimum de sens de l'orientation, et que Thorin en manque cruellement - et son touriste du jour, Bilbo Baggins, ne va pas tarder à l'apprendre à ses dépens.

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