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    Your name is Charlie Dalgleish, and you're sixteen years old.

    You're also, really, /really/ fucked in the head.

    You slip into your room, your sister's touch on your shoulder still burning through the fabric of your shirt.

    ...was that real?

    welcome to part three of fuckle week :3 you all know the deal. slow burn sister!reader/charlie, read the other two parts for the Lore. more tags to be added as i go! title is from Leah by Seeing Double <3

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    He thought it was over, He saw the wardens closing in around him, ready to smack him into the ground or shred his body with their sonic screams. The angel curled into himself, awaiting fate.

    Nothing

    He looked up, in front of him stood...something... It looked like a warden but was much smaller, and wardens don't wear clothes. It turned to face him, make sure he was okay, but his eyes were caught on something much more shocking.

    The shirt had seen better days, but the two and a half hearts across the chest were the same.
    That was his husband's shirt.
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    Charlie keeps his past a secret, hiding and paranoid that it will come back to ruin what he now has. Mariana picked up on his quirks: his fondness for poppies, fear of apples, a strange tolerance to drugs, and never questioned their origins.

    But Charlie's in some sort of coma, and sightings of a goat man in a suit keep popping up, Mariana disappeared to the mines. What he accidentally discovered down there changed his view of his husband forever.

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    Maybe people should be more concerned when someone goes missing.

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    It was a long abandoned shrine, moss and vines slowly returning the structure to something of forgotten history. That was until a blonde hybrid and flower nymph(?) stumble across the relic.

    "It was just a secret project we worked on. Something that we had all on our own. Something Dream wouldn't destroy. We didn't know it was for Gods."

    "One thing about them is that one of their offerings brought back Grizzly. There's got to be more about them. Death is not something easily reversed."

    Maybe the gods are their salvation from torment.
    Or just a temporary distraction from reality.

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    “What happened?” Tommy asks once the laughter subsides.
    “…Nothing important.”
    “Oh come onnnn,” Wilbur teases, “you can tell us!”
    “Yeah you can tell us!” Schlatt interjects, “But for real dude, you look like you just got fucked.”
    Charlie imagines those painted nails around his waist. That voice calling him pet names. Those lips on his.
    “I wish I had been,” Charlie sighs, running a hand down his face, not fully processing what he had just admitted.
    “W H A T ?!” Tommy explodes. Schlatt starts cackling so hard his mic starts to peak. Wilbur turns on his camera and just sits with his mouth hanging open, glancing between his monitor where Charlie’s cam is and his camera like he was filming a video. Very quickly, Charlie realizes what exactly he as just said.
    “Wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait, that’s not what I meant!” He tries to backtrack, but he knows it's too late.
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    A Slimecicle X Male Reader fic

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    Slimecicle is put into another game by schlatt to save his god brothers. He is mortal and must survive whatever challenges schlatt gives him till he wins...however he ends up falling in love with one of the mortals ElMariana and adopting a kid. Elmariana falls in love with a strange slime creatures and wants to have a family with him. Flippa just wants to get adopted. who knows where this adventure will take us next, probably to sadness but who can say for sure. :)

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    “So are we just going to walk into what might be a suicide mission?” Techno asks Phil.

    “I guess so mate, what else is there to do?”

    “Sounds like an adventure, let’s go!” Tubbo says, springing out of his seat.

    “You heard it from Big T, time for an adventure,” Tommy says, getting up and cracking his back.

    “This is so stupid,” Wilbur says.

    “That's the selling point of our party isn’t it?”

    “HA HA very funny Blade” Wilbur responds, pushing Techno slightly.

    Techno pushes him back. Wilbur then pushes him back harder. This goes on for several minutes, eventually escalating into all-out pushing war.
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    AKA a D&D AU where we follow the SBI as they live their best lives as members of the DSMP Guild. Join them as one quest going sideways ends up with them needing to save the world, you know typical D&D things (Summary subject to changes)

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    Exactly what the title says, I have ideas that I wanna write.

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    Sneeg finds himself in another dimension, still looking for his best friend.

    Meets new people, sees familiar faces!

    Loses.

    Can't end on a loss, though, right?

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    "Sylnan?"
    The half-elf looked to his brother, "Yeah?"
    "Why do you say 'dagger' weirdly?"
    --
    Alternate name: Dagger into the Dagger-verse / Chekhov's dagger

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    jschlatt simps rise up
    unfinished - working on chapters
    not good at writing so good luck

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    In a world in which logic does not apply...

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    The selection.
    A strange ass event held every year for all the kingdoms.
    One heir, usually a son, would be sent an invitation to the competition. The winners would be whisked away by the federation, and their kingdoms would receive gold, jewels, books, and fantastical technology boosting their economy to absurd levels.
    Where the winners disappeared to, no one knew.
    It was just the stuff of legends. No kingdom had received a letter for so long, only the surviving great-grandparents of kingdoms could recall their siblings going off to compete. Since then kingdoms have fallen and risen. Wars had broken out, royal families had fallen from power.
    But this year was different.
    This year, people like slime were invited.
    maybe-princes like Fit and wilbur were invited.
    and DEFINITELY princes like mariana were invited.
    //
    or: what happens when the team that wins every year is paired up with the team that LOSES every year
    or or: miscommunication yaoi save me, save me miscommunication yaoi

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    And what Grizzly finds are dogs. So many dogs that it’s actually bordering on an invasive species problem. He can hear them, and he can just barely see them, but even still, Grizzly is so happy. There are dogs in the Nether, and there are dogs for him, and even if he’s alone in Hell forever, he’ll have dogs.

    He gets closer, and this is where it gets worse.

    (The world is made, and it's just a series of mistakes after that.)

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    Love is complicated. Love is messy, and weird, and insane, and wild, and full of so many twists and turns and mind changes you feel like exploding- but most of all: it is not pure.

    Love is not some holy force that can become corrupted by evil forces when they manipulate you, no, love on its own is a neutral power.

    And love leads people to do things that no one should ever have to hear. Things that no one should ever have happen to them.

    But hey, look on the bright side: at least he’s happy in the end.

    OR:

    Bizly always jokes with the Council about making a JRWI Only Fans for extra profit. Sometimes dreams do come true. (So do nightmares.)

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    “I’m not worried about them. I’m worried about you.”
    Grizzly squinted at her. “Are you trying to get me to open up?”
    “I will never forget your death,” Kristen said instead of answering. The shock from that statement alone caused every smartass remark on his tongue to simply die.

    or: grizzly is the king of coping with his death until he very much isn't

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    an AI Condi made is working super well -- maybe too well...?
    OR
    GenLoss crew gets fucked over by evil AI glitch

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    2/?
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    Charlie stands on his podium, watching Quackity decide to leave forever if he loses again. Charlie would feel bad for winning knowing this. He can just take his death right? He will just revive right?

     

    So..what if Charlie died and got reincarnated as an egg by his fellow gods?

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    Grace thinks that Charlie is dating his friends on the Council. He really, really isn’t. At least, he wasn’t. Not when she thought he was.

    Also what the FUCK is with all this expired cheese??????

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    “Will someone tell us what’s going on?” Ranboo bellowed in the middle of it all.
    “It’s simple, actually. That isn’t Charlie.”

    or: not everyone is pleased with the Council's continued existence.

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    6
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