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Mrs Hudson views something unexpected. Lestrade tries to keep his sanity. John should stop betting altogether.
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An Unwanted Present by teamrocket for Callie who does not have an AO3
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
30 Sep 2012
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Sherlock tries his hardest to make John's birthday a special one.
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The REAL White Council by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
05 Jan 2014
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The White Council is actually a shipping club.
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In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
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Things don’t ever really come to a head: there’s no big, dramatic confrontation where they shout about their feelings, no one throws anyone into a wall and follows up by kissing them.
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"And that was not just the wicked Loki," by Keenir
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Nov 2013
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Loki and Sif tell the Avengers of one of their pre-relationship adventures.
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Oh, Yuletide Goat, For Hooves Brightly Shining by fresne for Hllangel
Fandoms: Sleepy Hollow (TV)
19 Jun 2014
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Every time a new fan is born, a plot bunny gets its wings, which is unnatural and leads to crossovers. So, remember, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
Or what happens when Ichabod complains about Christmas in the modern era.
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Now I'll Never Know If I Was Triangles by korasami
Fandoms: Atlantis (UK TV), Doctor Who (1963)
28 Dec 2013
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Adric's Badge of Mathematical Excellence intrigues Pythagoras.
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Snuggle Bear. by DwarvishWarriors
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2014
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Ori likes giving Dwalin nicknames...
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Louis finds a new way to punish Harold.
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ficlets written for the Mating Games challenge bonus rounds
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It was the last day of Writer's Club today and so the head adult leader said three words and we had to write a story about those three words. She thought of wet, and tall, but couldn't think of a noun. So my friend randomly shouted out "POTATO" and I immediately knew I had to do an SNK bullshit fic. ENJOY THE CRACK.
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Clark gets to the crystal first.
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Everyone is addicted to something. Throw in a bored Duo Maxwell who likes to play pranks, a few harmless explosives, liberal use of blackmail and Quatre's favorite teapot...
Wufei may never be the same.
Complete Crack!
(A teapot is harmed in the making of this fic, but its family has been compensated for their loss. No rubber duckies were harmed.)Series
- Part 1 of Duo's Intervention
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Mystery Work
Part of Orangina's Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Natsu, Loke, Gray, and Happy arrange a timeshare. ...Of Lucy. - crack romance fic -
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A text conversation with Carlos spirals out of control when SIRI decides that she wants her voice to be heard.
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Night Vale
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Ashes of Red and Gold by PotterheadAvengerDemigod for covetsubjugation
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
08 Oct 2014
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Things don't really last very long in Avengers Tower. 'Nuff said.
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Too Many Quotes (a.k.a. Pretty Little Warm Up a.k.a. Take Off Your Top Layer a.k.a. Pancake) by josthefiendandcamthequeen for Chris Baby
Fandoms: The Room (2003), Inception (2010), Original Work
29 Dec 2014
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Christmas presents need no descriptions, other than "I'm sorry, but not sorry enough not to post this..."
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The Playoffs, The Championship, The Question(s) by ikkiM
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 Jan 2015
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The Final Installment. Who will win The Iron Throne?
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TIFU By Not Telling My Best Friend And Student That I Accidentally Took Over My Immortal Nemesis's Criminal Empire 30 Years Ago by SauronClaus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Oct 2023
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Was that a rubber mask he knocked off?
“Ow, fuck!” All for One yells, clutching his face. “Knew I shouldn’t have fucking put that Achilles quirk on my face-” he says, straightening up to reveal…?
“Nana?” Gran Torino asks.
“Master?” Toshinori asks.
“...Surprise?” Nana Shimura asks, weakly doing jazz hands, as she does her best deer-in-headlights impression.
AKA, Nana Shimura replaced All for One during that fight 37 years ago. Shenanigans ensued.
Bookmarked by Autiser
17 Oct 2023
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Crack one shot where Nana is All for One
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An Archive of His Own by Eowyn7023
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
11 Dec 2022
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Sauron discovers An Archive of Our Own. He loves the Angbang and Haladriel fandoms. He writes fanfics where Sauron wins. He writes porn and romance involving virtually every character ever in a Tolkien novel. He rewrites the Silmarillion, and he and Lúthien defeat Morgoth together.
Then he discovers science fiction and fantasy. He writes a story where he turns into a cat, Professor McGonagall turns into a cat, and they have kittens together.
There is now a sequel, “Sauron Writes Fan Fiction”, which is 8th in the AO3 series.
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- Part 2 of AO3
- Part 7 of Sauron as a cat
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Quirk: Extra Toe Joint by 2_dumb_4_dis
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 May 2023
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Izuku has a quirk. He really does. He was diagnosed with an extra toe joint. While it is nothing like his mom or dad's quirks, he knows that he can still be a hero. The greatest hero there ever was.
This is pretty much a comedy. Enjoy the laughs.
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The war was over. They were the last ones left.
But Naruto had a plan.
Sakura and Sasuke should’ve known better than to follow it blindly.
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya’s unfinished business would remain that way. They’d pay for taking sensei away.
Of course it would’ve been far easier if Naruto hadn’t decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
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- Part 1 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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“Good evening, son. How was your day?”
“Father, you got an akuma to throw me into a pit.”
“Well, that was quite the sight, wasn’t it? Your vulnerability threw me off back there.”
Or, an AU where Gabriel and Adrien know each other's identities but don't steal each other's miraculouses out of some strange sense of honor. They are still passive aggressive about it though. Inspired by a Tumblr post.
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- Part 1 of high on crack and disaster series
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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this is so ridiculous, and i absolutely love it
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
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Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!Series
- Part 1 of Text Me, Call Me, Skype Me Later
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My Hero Academia: One Punch by Anonymous567
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
20 Aug 2019
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"Who the hell are you?"
The teenager in a green suit and white cape stood up and turns, giving him a look.
"I'm a guy who's a hero for fun."
A Parody/AU/Crossover with OPM and BnHA.
Warning: Contains slight mention of gore, crappy writing as well as grammar. Also a lack of plot as this is purely self-indulgent.
*Currently on a very, very long hiatus. Need time to regain my motivation for writing.
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- Part 1 of The Deku-Verse
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shouto goes to arby's by shizuoh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jan 2018
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"Hello, sir! What would you like?"
"A new dad."
(or: the result of this tweet)
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A Different Kind of Mask by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Apr 2015
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“So, you remember the plan, right?” Matt whispered. The sirens in the distance picked up, the sounds of the police officers on foot growing louder.
“You’re blind and I’m just a scared teenager,” Peter said back, nodding. “Got it.”
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Lily hated that toerag James Potter until suddenly she didn't and they were madly in love.
What if it was a love potion?
What if she was set free the moment James died?
What if that was enough to make her switch sides?
(Starts angsty, then gets a bit cracky)
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- Part 1 of Peace for Wix Britain
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Dragged all across Fire Country on boring, simple, and sometimes far-fetched missions, Sakura is pretty sure this still beats them all. Crack galore and beware of hairballs. Slight KakaSaku.
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Hoseok stumbles upon Jeongguk and Taehyung in a series of compromising situations. Now he's convinced they're fucking around behind the rest of their backs, and it's all too familiar in an unsavory way...
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Courting Death, or not? by AlexTheShipper
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
14 Apr 2017
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Thanos is planning on destroying Midgard in an attempt to court Death. Tony Stark points out that it might not be the best move, and Rom Com tropes begin.
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Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.