11 Works in Competent Zim (Invader Zim)

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    “You will surrender, or I shall kill everyone you love and care for, starting with these two." Zim said, gesturing towards the human's family. He leaned in close, his breath hitting Dib's face. "I will execute your family, and force you to watch as they suffer unspeakable agony. I'll spill their blood onto the streets, and it will be a glorious sight to behold. The beginning of your end."

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    22/?
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    266
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    A study in understanding

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    1/1
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    40
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    4
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    Dib leaves Earth when he fixes Tak's ship, only to be stopped by the Resisty. Dib quickly changes tactics from his aimless wandering through the Galaxy to helping the Resisty bring down the Irken Empire. He changes its name, explores a few galaxies, and blows up some Irken ships, all while making the Resisty, AKA, The Resistance, more and more dangerous to the Irken Empire.

    Currently left alone to run the Massive by himself while Red runs off to chase tail, Purple is the one to see these slights against their reign. He's impressed.

    That's not to say that he won't be crushing this new leader of theirs under his heel, of course.

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    12/?
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    38
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    173
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    30
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    ♫♪ The Tak came back, the very next day,
    Oh the Tak came back, thought she was a goner,
    But the Tak came back, she couldn't stay away...
    Don't you know the Tak came back! ♫♪

    Series
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    3,588
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    1/1
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    17
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    19
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    1
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    324
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    Laid up in the hospital by the people he protects, Dib takes a different path than Defender of Earth.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    672
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    It's been several years since Dib and Zim have been at each other's throats, and now they're in their second year of college. However, when two new Professors show up and take a special interest in the two of them, Zim starts acting strange. Like he knows something Dib doesn't. Zim warns him to stay away from the professor with an affinity for purple, but...

    Well, when had Dib ever done what he's told?

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    4,694
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    134
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    20
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    1075
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    What if?

    This sentence is a loaded question, it's range for possibility is incalculable.
    Like the whole of the universe
    Like the last digit of pie

    And because it's unpredictability suits my needs... I'm going to use it for my own selfish question...

    What if...

    my family and I, Dib Membrane...

    are not the only aliens out there?

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    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    49
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    8
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    Zim is the younger brother of the two tallest Purple and Red. For years Zim has served the empire loyally under his brothers'. That is until his PAK began malfunctioning. Slowly, he turns into the thing the empire fears most: A defective with power. He joins the resisty in hopes of finding a better future for the Irken empire before his PAK has a chance of shutting down completely.
    (Eventual ZaDr)

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    2,898
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    40
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    6
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    407
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    Zim noticed something was wrong and narrowed his eyes, "You're out of breath, you are shaking, and you look nervous," he observed, "What were you doing while I was gone?" Dib scoffed, "I wasn't doing anything, Zim! Just don't worry about it, alright? It's none of your business, anyway." Zim looked him over for any visible injuries. Though he found none, he was still unconvinced.

    He shook his head, his voice carrying a slightly threatening and very serious tone, "I don't believe you, Dib-worm, so I'll ask you once more: What. Were. You. Doing?"

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    38,663
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    based on a tumblr AU post
    Zim has a good disguise and fits in well with the humans, he befriends Dib and lives a double life. Taking over this planet should be easy! Right?

    Language:
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    3,138
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    12
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    125
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    10
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    1375
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    A self indulgent ZaDr AU: ZIM is celebrating a successful OID with his fellow Invaders on a famous party planet, at a club that doubles as a very fine brothel. He finds out that all of the rules about touch, about sex are all lies and don't matter for higher up irkens. His fellow Invaders dare him to throw all of his preconceived notions out the window.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    705
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    7080

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