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    Witchers are meant to be observant. A witcher caught unaware is a dead witcher.

    Witchers are bad at human ages. Even when it comes to their lovers.

    Both of these statements are true.

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    It takes Geralt 52 years to realize Jaskier doesn't age. Only then does he investigate why that is.

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    Geralt knew immediately he made a mistake. But when he goes to find Jaskier, he is unable to find him. Three years later, he is waiting in a willow tree grove that both him and Jaskier fondly remember and hoping that Jaskier will show so that he can finally apologize.

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    An unpleasant surprise makes Geralt fear for Jaskier's safety.

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    It was in the silence his ghosts were always their loudest, their most dangerous; in stillness their most unavoidable.

    So Jaskier the bard sang his songs and filled the spaces. He hummed shanties long into the night, his fingers chasing up and down the strings of his lute like he had once chased his brothers and sisters up and down the rigging of their ships.

    Now he'd finally found a mentor who could teach him the final lessons he needed to become a full Witcher. So what if he seems strangely overprotective? They are the last of their schools, and Geralt allows Jaskier to walk his Path alongside him. Wolf and Crane, alone together.

    Too bad Geralt didn't realize what this strange human-seeming bard was actually asking of him.

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    Jaskier is altered after a monster attack. Geralt struggles to navigate the changes in his friend, intent on keeping him safe. Despite the uncertainty of their future, they strive to support each other as their relationship evolves.

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    Jaskier n’avait jamais trop prêté attention où le vent le portait en général. Ce petit murmure à son oreille qui lui disait de tourner à droite ou à gauche l’emmenait souvent vivre les plus belles et les plus terribles des aventures. Il n’aurait changé ce destin pour tout l’or du monde. Après tout, il avait appris à se satisfaire de quelques miettes pendant les jours de disette sur la route.

    Depuis le jour où il avait fait étape à Posada, la brise le ramenait toujours à Geralt. Un jour ou l’autre. Alors ce matin-là, il ne se posa pas de questions quand il eut l’idée d’aller finir sa flasque sur la rive du lac.

    [une autre version de la rencontre entre Jaskier, Geralt, Yennefer et un Djinn]

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    As an agent for the Redanian Secret Service, codename Wolf, Geralt has been fine without a handler for months; much to his disgust he’s now been saddled with an irritating new partner who just won’t keep quiet.

    With Eskel horribly maimed, and Geralt’s own history, there’s no way he’s going to let a handler worm their way back into his heart — it’s just not safe. He won’t get attached, and he definitely won’t meet Bard, the man whose voice fills his ears every hour of the day.

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    Things had been different since the mountain. Geralt was sure that it was his fault, that he had brought it about with his harsh words, but he had no idea how to fix it.

    [Just your average 'in which Geralt gets hurt and Jaskier has to be the one to rescue him' fic]

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    Jaskier sat on that rock, confessing his love. He tried to promise he'd be better, tried to coax him into a much needed rest. But as he handed his heart over, Geralt tossed it right off that mountain. And then, Geralt made it clear that he wasn't even interested in being friends. So he left, and stumbled into Lambert, broken and grieving over Aiden's death, only days before they were supposed to meet.

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    Geralt hummed and nuzzled the crook of Jaskier's neck without thinking. It was foreign to him, being held this gently. Only Ciri gave him hugs nowadays, but this one felt different. Geralt felt understood, precious.

    "What happened, with the Horseman? How did he hurt you?"

    "Freed himself and stabbed me when I was about to throw him back through the portal." He frowned. A wound like this wouldn't have killed him, but Doctor Lancaster had been right when he said even his metabolism wasn't this fast. "You used your chaos to save me."

    "I did."

    "Why?"

    Jaskier gently cupped the back of his head, his thumb stroking the shell of his ear. "Though I cannot cure the world, I would make you live healthy and happy in it."

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    By his understandably shoddy memory, Jaskier had died over 1300 times since he first drew breath several hundred years ago.

     Somehow, none of those deaths ever seemed to hurt as much as the dreams of Geralt.
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    Or, the Old Guard AU no one asked for, but I wrote.

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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

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    Jaskier the bard is no more. He is done with Witcher business and becoming someone new. This is a story how he saves himself.

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    Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Halloween".

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    Geralt has always been a little afraid of losing control. And after what happened the last time, it's not an unreasonable worry, one which the Council shares. He's been watched since he left Kaer Morhen, but he's always been... perfect. Kept himself in control, never done anything to create a reason to come after him.
    And then he meets a girl. A girl with a grudge against a sorcerer, who asks him to give her her revenge. And he fucks it up worse than anything else in his life.
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    Julian has always told himself that he doesn't mind being a Witcher. It's not like he's got another choice, after all. But when the Council asks him to take down a half-feral fugitive, he starts to think that might not be true anymore.

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    Internal scars can be difficult to deal with but Eskel vows to heal any that Jaskier is weighed down by if it's the last thing he does…

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    After the fight on the mountain, Geralt doesn’t mean to follow Jaskier, but he worries. When he meets Jaskier again, he’s about to become the victim of a leshen in the woods. Geralt loses his medallion in the fight and doesn’t stay around afterwards to collect it.

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    Geralt wakes up after a hunt gone wrong and finds himself patched up in bed. He waits for Jaskier to arrive and overhears him singing a strange song to himself as he fusses with Geralt's potion supplies.

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    In a world where soul bonds are set in motion by plans for the future, Jaskier accidentally binds himself to Geralt on the mountain, knowing that Geralt does not return his feelings. However, this type of soulbond comes with a wrinkle - both bond members will find themselves spontaneously pregnant.

    Now, Jaskier is heading for Oxenfurt, determined to content himself with a quiet life for the sake of his child. But destiny may not let him get away that easily . . .

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    Soft bois in a random unamed forest somewhere. This is my brain rot?? college is rough. Yes im an english major.

    Excerpt: "Geralt’s hand is tracing what feels like an old pattern, one worn down by the type of love that starts wars and ends them too. But it’s new, it’s all new. So maybe it’s the kind of love that breathes color into the world, that writes stories, that grows old and dies happy. Oh, so gloriously happy."

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